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Discussion in 'UO Pacific' started by CountSilverbow, Feb 7, 2010.
I set my first macro ....
I made my first STEAL! 120 Magery Scroll
I got savagely killed by a red named The Jesus.......
I lost an item to the axe-on-chest trick.
I lost everything when a group of orcs spawned in my house and destroyed everything (yup... 98)
The first time i got ripped off:
a man says: I'll sell you this horse. 500gp!
I said: okay.
I hand the man 500gp.
Man gets on the horse, and rides away..
.. I got killed by a red the 2nd day I was playing and waited a week to delete the character and make a new one.
I didn't know you could get ressed, and that book that came with UO didn't say anything about resurrection in it.
"Hey come to my house, I will give you some armor and weapons!"
Sadly, all I got out of the deal was a death robe.
Hubby told me to get in game on his char to check it out and head to Moonglow.
He laughed while I got killed repeatedly at the bank.
When I was asked for help, killing a spider and got lost; I had to delete my char because I had no idea where I was. very first char pwns uo..
the first time i got hit with a ebolt and halbred
I lost my first Vank Axe in fell.
...when Pantrea asked (while I was fighting a panther, and she was healing me) "Do you eat?"
And I responded "Sometimes, yes. But most of the time I just stare and drool."
(Back in 1998 when eating actually effected your gameplay)
When i tried typing " Will you be my friend" to a big dragon because i hadn't the slightest idea it was a skill. And watching as the people hunting in Destard laughed at my ghost.
People on certain shards are really just unhelpful, if that's a word
Loosing your UO virginity is loosing connection back in the day and coming back online only to find "You were killed by a mongbat" Priceless!
I flagged on a cat in moonglow, shot my ten newbie arrows, missed, and proceeded to frantically run for my life as I was beat to death by a cat.
Hahahah, I think I lost my first fight to a 'great heart'. . .
lol this thread is funny, everyone is writing about how they got killed by something. Someone should tell everyone that got upset at the EM events about this thread!!
I lost my UO Virginity when party of 6 to 10 newbs (myself included) beat down a red player that had been terrorizing all of us while trying to hunt lame spawn hahahahaha.
Then I found the virtues and lost my UO Virginity again during the Server Down Britain Graveyard battles!
leanred the art of NOTO
when I used to walk around Brit picking up garbage that people dropped and selling it to npcs for gold... including marked runes to vendors... someone told me it wasn't very nice. LOL imagine that!
... I recalled off a rune dropped at the bank that said something like "Cheap housing plot for sale" or something like that. Ended up in the bowels of Hythloth and lasted less time than it takes to blink.
When I eventually made it back to the bank, the rune was still lying there so I tossed it into the trash can - i sure showed that rune!
p.s. this thread also makes me wonder about Pac players' first encounter with some of the less "loved" players - like Wiener Dog (slave girl)
yeah, they should make a new thread:
'when did you lose your wiener-dog virginity?'
Oh come on guys...talk like this is going to escalate and get the thread locked.
Loosing my Vanq weapon.......................meh
How many threads did we get locked ack in the day? LOLZ our short little friend telss me your doing well. Msg me sometime!
Hey Gemma, the masks on one of your sigs... (the black and white ones) are they Nepalese or Thai?
When I killed my first PK and took his key,house rune and found piles of gold on the floor and looted him clean dry...i think i prematurely lost my virginity when i saw all that loot on the floor.
I remember killing a guy in plain clothes near brit x-roads back on atl.. Poor guy dropped a villa deed. And I actually kept it..
Strange how we change over the years..
That's what my wife tried to tell me - but would I listen? I hope she doesn't ask me again...
- First day, figuring I'd kill something easy.. and getting owned by a brown bear..
- Second day killing Rats in Jhelom, finding 2K in the bushes, then as killing rats guy walks buy and I "attack" him... obviously after running around for 10 mins finally let him kill me.. took a few more days to figure out you didn't have to click the mob for every "swing" you wanted to make.
- Again in Brit bank... to quick to loot.. loot corpse to find out it was blue and someone calling guards on ya.. (it was a set-up).
- Getting my first small house Mid 98..
- Finding out I could have been worth Millions 98-99... someone told me about this "TS" site, and going there to find people paying tens of thousands for items I was just junking... who would have though there was money in bugged items..
- Spending lots of $$ on recall scrolls for chars without magery, locking them down in my house, only to find them gone daily.. thinking people stealing them, spend many an hour hidden "staking out" my house to find the theif... only to find out weeks later it was a bug..
- Spending 1 buck to get a CD (that at the time blank CD's cost 10 Bucks!..) to play UO for free... Never mind the Lag o Death... it was FREE....
It's a great game... there's never been "one" thing... there's been alot of really good memories..... while some may have though poorly about the bugs and "tricks" of early UO, looking back, they make me laugh at the game and myself.. so it must have been good..
Rand I think has a complete list here.
How are the Dragons on the arms doing?
first time I got lured away from the bank by a nude grey to get pre-casted paralyzed, insta-hit hallied,rinse repeat till death. quickly learned about trapped pouches. kids name who killed me was the infamous Carebear, whose name was changed by a GM because his original name was too offensive if I remember correctly... good times.
well i cannot tell you when i lost mine butttt i know when this poor sap of a gm lost his! mine may have been the day i killed some poor guy at the brit graveyards in 97 just seeing if you could actually kill someone in this game
and who is this other rand al thor!!! suppose to be only one of me
god i use to make those "DEATH RUNES" i still have a book of them good times lol i would hide there and loot after you got killed!
Wait, wtf? Who is this other rand?
Dunno but he just came out of the woodwork's! i get messages and icqs telling me someone has my stuff ect and im like wtf mate. I don't think that one pvps though at least i haven't seen another pvp rand al thor ever.
When I first met a noto, who promptly killed me and my friend (we were grey sparring swords or something).
The second part of virginity was lost when I notoed someone by the old method of walking into their fire field and killing them as they flagged.
Actually I've been Rand Althor for 7-8 or so years, through all the user wipes... before that I was Mogwar as a paid user... I haven't seriously PvP'd since AOS came out.. and my Main Chars are Kalis Taim, Mazim Taim, Bruenor, Drizzt DoUrden (the good one..). I've got lots of players but I play those the most, and Kalis the most of those..
Wasn't Kalis one of the names of one of our past EM's characters?
Well Moo Bin let me think.
Pac players first met me as my character Luv, bard/mage IDOCER, about 3 years ago when I got disgusted by the blatant cheating on Atlantic and started over on Pac. (Like I thought it'd be different on another shard, riiiight....).
Idocers might remember me for gating people from Luna bank to idocs. Some idocers, the greediest ones of course, screamed for me not to invite the whole shard to the idoc because that meant less loot for them.
I 110ed Luv's magery killing swoops with groups back before they nerfed swoops loot.
There will be some Pac players, again the greediest ones, who will recall that I did NOT agree to take turns killing swoop.
(I had one guy tell me I was stealing loot generated by his luck suit by not agreeing to stand around with the 3 other people there and wait 30 minutes while each of the three other players soloed swoop before I would get a turn to kill swoop by myself.)
Made more sense to me to kill them quickly as a group, but hey I don't understand greed, so oh well.
Now to get back on topic Mr. Ground Meat Case at the suprmarket (Moo Bin?), MY UO virginity was taken by a guy on Baja back in 2003 or so when my newb char joined his guild and five minutes later he killed me and looted all my gold, a whole 400 gp.
Live and learn! lolz
Luv ya Big'*ns! (Named disguised to protect a guildie killer just in case he still plays)
I lost my UO virginity when I totally agreed with A Slave Girl
HAHA oh man I couldn't help it. But I do agree with A Slave Girl on a handful of things.
I used to do too many idocs (years back musta been like 4 or 5 now) with a handful of Canadian folks, it was a blast playing with folks that liked to share. I loved grabbing the bags full of million gold checks and passing them out between the crew.... what great times those were. I must say though I never shared with everyone on the shard that's a little to crazy, I'd rather share with the 10 or so buddies that I have. I think my second most favorite is being cursed out and called all sorts of things ranging from "Scripter", "hacker", "cheat", "greedy", and other wonderful four letter words... I just love placing houses and picking up things from the ground.
Wasn't your shop Luv Liquidators? was a really cute name!
Nice post thanks for surfacing those memories!
How incredibly boring.. Thread: killed.
Smells like doodie in here I think someone needs to wipe that shag carpet of theirs off.
Everyone in uo should just go daemon surprise butt-sex every gm and get screenshots of them loosing there virginity. Its time the players give them one up the backside for once. It will be fun and exciting they cant ban us all can they?
i thnk you are the only one in Pac with the 'invulnerability' for accounts.
answer: yes... they can.
That would be funny in a way headline gamer news: Ultima Online shut down today because of the in game sexual abuse to multiple game masters. Earlier today the players of Ultima online band together and proceeded to suprise-buttsex the game masters EA has decided to ban everyone's account and shut down Ultima online. Now there has ben reports of some guy named Chad who may be going after the game masters for real and making them loose not only their game virginity but now their personal virginity!