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(RP) Poor Ozog!

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by old gypsy, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. old gypsy

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    Icky woke up to hear Ozog calling to her from the roof. She stretched, then stood up too quickly and banged her head against a low-growing branch of the apple tree. "Owww!" she said. "Ozog... whatz you needz?"

    "Come upz toos da roof!" called Ozog.

    Icky dashed upstairs, then gasped in shock at the sight of the little goblin standing before her. For a moment, she wondered if the bump on her head had somehow affected her eyesight; but then Ozog spoke...

    "Mees wanted hers to turn mees green," he sighed. "But she lik dis color betters."

    "Ohhhs, Ozog! Yooos iz PINK!" cried Icky.

    Ozog nodded and shook his head.

    "Wills da color warez offs?" asked Icky.

    "Mees notz sures," replied Ozog. "Mees gotz ta goes nowz... mees soos tiredz. Nite, Icky."

    "Yoos tries ta git sum goos sleeps," Icky called after him as she watched him go.

    Icky returned to her own bed underneath the apple tree, taking care to avoid any low-hanging branches this time. "She cud hab maid himz blue," she mumbled under her breath. "After alls, himz IS a boy..."

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    Der bees more of dems!!
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    Did hers change yoos title too?
     
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    Ohh, nooes! Howz humiliateing! Ozog notz a badz boy! :eek:

    En mees donts blames himz fer peeing on dat peeple's leg!

    Icky
     
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    meees not bees a alien
     
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    It's a definite improvement.
     
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    Mees stils tinkz himz lookie betterz in a purdy shaid ub blue!

    Icky
     
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    Messing with the dark lady can have disastrous consequences. Of course now you could probably read with the glow coming off of Ozog. So I guess thats a plus.
     
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    Tank goosness itz alls worez off nowz! Ozog bees bak ta himz reel colorz! :)

    Icky
     
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    oooooooos mees wants ta bee blue!!!
     
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    Or mebe bright green!!!
     
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    *primps* Mees wud jes bees happi ta hab purdy flouer inz mees hare.

    ~ Icky ~