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Punchline

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Cuprium, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Cuprium

    Cuprium Guest

    Was in my house on Drachenfels with a couple of friends and realised all three game races were represented. It came out something like this:

    Did you hear the one about the human, the elf and the gargoyle?

    The real problem is that I cannot think of a decent punchline. One or two came to mind but were dismissed out of hand.

    So, any ideas anyone?
     
  2. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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    Go outside and get real friends.
     
  3. JamezC

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    That's mean, it is a funny persons duty to be funny at every opportunity. I don't have any good ones off hand but I'd be interested to hear what you come up with. And i think it has potential.

    And obviously you have friends! 2 at least!

    - James
     
  4. Mishkam

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    The ones that still live in their parents basements?
     
  5. five oclock

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    the human said look I can cut that glass over with my sword without spliting it into pieces.

    He draws his sword faster than lighting and splits the glass in two.

    The elf says I can shoot the bottom half of that glass off the top half and not break a thing.

    He draws his bow and ping the bottom half is gone but the top half is laying rested on the bar.

    The gargoyle looks at all this, knocks out both the elf and the human with his claws and flys to where the good stuff is heald, grabs a bottle and says....

    Well since you two are busy trying to destroy glasses, Im going to chug this bottle of ale...

    bad punchline..Im sure
     
  6. Nestorius

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    What do you call a human, a gargoyle, and an elf in a bar?

    Lame.
     
  7. Omnicron

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    Fixed.