Okay, half the people I've met in the game today seem to be grumpy for one reason or another. So my character Theora is going to sit at the Skara Brae bank for half an hour or so, carrying five sacks of happiness. And by happiness, I mean loot. The first five folks who wander up to me in Skara Brae, say "Loot, please!", and give their Stratics forum name will receive the contents of a random sack of happiness. Let's see... what to put in these sacks... Contents of five sacks: Snake skin boots 100,000 gold Rubble fern Cursed Armor of Fortune (cursed, but still fortunate) Stuffy dwagon No promises as to which one you'll get, since I'm mixing 'em up in my inventory. And please, only one sack of happiness per player. I'd like to maximize the happy!