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Red Paw Resistance

Discussion in 'UO Europa' started by Escaflowne, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. Escaflowne

    Escaflowne Crazed Zealot
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    The Bears of Skara Brae are suffering! Captain Nemo the governer of the city has decided to blame bears for the shortage of fish in the region! He declared a ban on bears in the area and has been driving them from their homes, hunting them down and stuffing them as trophies!

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    This has gone too far and today is the day the bears start fighting back! The Red Paw Resistance revolution has begun. You have pushed us too far Nemo and now you will suffer the consequences! The Red Paw has already begun spreading throughout Skara.

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    You will regret the day you crossed us! We will not stop until justice has been served! One of our leaders has a few words for you so you better sit down and listen. Tell 'em where your coming from Cube!

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    "Straight outta Skara, crazy den brother named Bear Cube,
    From the pack called Bears with Attitudes,
    Try to kill me off, you better back off,
    The claws come out and heads get mauled off,
    You too, Nemo, If ya mess with me,
    The poachers are gonna hafta come and get me
    Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out.
    For the punk fishermen that's showin out,
    Hunters start to mumble, they wanna rumble,
    Kill us and cook us in a pot by the bundle,
    Blaming bears for the fish like that,
    So you can keep em for your own greedy ass
    And that's the truth,
    So don't give me an excuse, to let
    The bears loose about your hoose,
    Cause we'll murder ya and I'll tie the noose.
    This is our land too,
    Bears were roaming dese parts even before you,
    Your demand for fish increases weekly,
    And your answer is to wipe out our species,
    Theres plenty more fish in the sea,
    If you slaughter my brothers and me.
    So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck,
    Coz when the bears come calling, you will get cut,
    So step aside Nemo if you don't want no drama,
    Cause when the bears start rolling, we're coming straight outta Skara."

    This is just the beginning! Stay tuned for whats coming!

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  2. Barian

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    Nurse ! .... He's out of bed again !!

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  3. Escaflowne

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    Yeah i may have been a bit drunk last night when i posted this but never the less! Captain Nemo's slaughter of bears must be stopped! Viva la revolution!

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  4. Adol

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    Naargh matey, those hairy fish haters ain't bein' welcome on my lovely island! I's had to sail further and further away to find me catches, and now Escaflowne wants to encourage openly criminal ursine antics against me ship o'state? We'll keel haul the beary buggers I say! And at the next Council I'll be demandin' the Kingfish takes action against him too! Drag him off to Yew and hang 'im from the nearest Yard Arm, I says!

    DOWN WITH BEARS! UP WITH PEACEFUL FISHIN'! AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES, ITS THE LASH FER THE LOTTAYA!
     
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    Bear Power ....... shouldn't that be Bear PAWer ?

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    I'll get me coat ....... :sad4:
     
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  6. Escaflowne

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  7. Escaflowne

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    As you may have seen before; us bears began by peacefully staging protests such as the one below!

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    But our words were not heard! We were cast aside and so we must resort to violence through revolution! Governer Nemo is a tyrant who continues to opress us! He has set up bear slaughter houses across skara as you can see!

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    An eye witness bear has come forward to describe what he has seen from these slaughter houses! We have had to blur his face out for security reasons as you can understand!

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    Here is the witnesses's statement in full!
    "GRRRRRR Grrrrrrrr argh grarrrgghhhh, grrrrg gwaaaa, ragghhh, aaaaghhhhh gar rar shar grrrr graaaaaa!"

    Powerful words as you can see and even more proof of the evil Nemo is capable of!

    The bears are now taking matters into their own hands! Nemo is trying to starve them out from taking away their supplies of fish! Well now the bears have answered by removing Skaras crops! An eye for an eye!

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    Surrender now Nemo!!!! This is your only warning!

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  8. Hardy

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    Esca you crack me up !
     
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