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Robocop vs Neo

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Draxous, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. Draxous

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  2. T'Challa

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    Chuck Norris could take 'em all with a few mustache clippings as a shield...
     
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    Did you know that in parallel dimensions the beardless Chuck Norris of the 70s and the Bearded Chuck Norris of the 80's and 90's are in an eternal battle and it is this epic conflict that causes the Aurora Borealis or Northern Lights.
     
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    "Norris married Diane Holechek in 1958. In 1963, his first child with Holechek, a son named Mike, was born. His daughter, Dina, was born in 1964 to a woman that wasn't his wife.[9] Then, he had a second son, Eric, with his wife in 1965."
    NICE role model there.
     
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    What does that have to do with kicking butt?
     
  6. T'Challa

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    That wasn't his fault. Chuck Norris' godliness knows no boundaries. If he even brushes up against a fertile woman, say, in a supermarket or something, she will concieve.

    It's a good thing. Ever see the movie "Idiocracy?" Chuck Norris is the one thing on this planet that saves us from that terrible fate!