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Scabby the Governor???

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by DreadLord Lestat, Feb 23, 2014.

  1. DreadLord Lestat

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    Scabby was minding his own business as wandered around Jhelom looking for something to do. He had just left the bank where he withdrew a few shinies and let a couple of farts rip. He enjoyed days like this, the hummies always reacted so funny to his farts.

    He was in the middle of thinking about his next errand when it happened. He ran right into the strangers legs and fell over. "Watch were ye go before I have you drawn and quartered rat!" shouted the stranger. Scabby did not know what to do, he was a bit afraid but also very angry about being called a rat. "Mees sowwy," he mumbled as got up. The stranger continued walking and Scabby decided not to let it go unpunished.

    He followed the stranger through town making stops at the provisioner shop, the butcher shop, and the blacksmith shop. That was when Scabby decided to enact his revenge. He waited in the bushes outside the shop. When the stranger walked out the door, Scabby stuck his leg out and tripped the stranger. He then did what comes so naturally to all goblins, he peed on the stranger.

    As the last drops were dripping he was suddenly yanked off the ground from behind and held by the back of the neck. "What should we do to this thing? String him up?" asked the human holding him. "No!" said the stranger, "I like his spunk. I insulted him and he didn't stand for it." The stranger thought for a moment and then responded, "Put him down, I want to talk to the little guy. I think I have something in mind that he may enjoy." Scabby was dropped to the ground and then the stranger approached. The stranger whispered some things into Scabby's large ears and then walked away chuckling.

    It was a very odd day for Scabby and he was not use to being mentally exhausted. So many things happened that he could barely wrap his little goblin mind around them all. He know one thing for sure though, he was going to run for Governor of Jhelom.
     
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    YAY A GOBLIN GUBNOR
     
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    Scabby went to Trinisic and visited the pee stump. After fertilizing the stump, he started searching Trinisic for Governor Ivy. He found her out by the docks and began to follow her from afar. There were a few close calls when she turned around suddenly as if being followed and scabby would dive behind boxes or duck into shop doorways. After a couple hours of very mundane errands, Scabby finally got what he wanted, Governor Ivy began the process of registering to rerun for Governor. He carefully scratched illegible notes onto an old parchment using a piece of coal left over from his Christmas stocking. He listed all the steps that she took while registering including making posters to hang up throughout the city of Trinsic.

    Scabby then hurried back to Jhelom and quickly went to the Dueling Pits. He needed someone that could do all the steps required for him to run for Governor but he did not want them to ask questions. He thought a warrior for hire would do everything necessary while remaining silent as long as the price was right. He found the man he was looking for right away, a big brute that was extremely strong but not very bright. Scabby figured he might even come in handy as he may need some muscle during the election. While his new bodyguard began the task of registering Scabby for Governor, Scabby returned to Pitmuck. He went to Nubby's house to see about getting some campaign posters drawn up.