Scabby was minding his own business as wandered around Jhelom looking for something to do. He had just left the bank where he withdrew a few shinies and let a couple of farts rip. He enjoyed days like this, the hummies always reacted so funny to his farts. He was in the middle of thinking about his next errand when it happened. He ran right into the strangers legs and fell over. "Watch were ye go before I have you drawn and quartered rat!" shouted the stranger. Scabby did not know what to do, he was a bit afraid but also very angry about being called a rat. "Mees sowwy," he mumbled as got up. The stranger continued walking and Scabby decided not to let it go unpunished. He followed the stranger through town making stops at the provisioner shop, the butcher shop, and the blacksmith shop. That was when Scabby decided to enact his revenge. He waited in the bushes outside the shop. When the stranger walked out the door, Scabby stuck his leg out and tripped the stranger. He then did what comes so naturally to all goblins, he peed on the stranger. As the last drops were dripping he was suddenly yanked off the ground from behind and held by the back of the neck. "What should we do to this thing? String him up?" asked the human holding him. "No!" said the stranger, "I like his spunk. I insulted him and he didn't stand for it." The stranger thought for a moment and then responded, "Put him down, I want to talk to the little guy. I think I have something in mind that he may enjoy." Scabby was dropped to the ground and then the stranger approached. The stranger whispered some things into Scabby's large ears and then walked away chuckling. It was a very odd day for Scabby and he was not use to being mentally exhausted. So many things happened that he could barely wrap his little goblin mind around them all. He know one thing for sure though, he was going to run for Governor of Jhelom.