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Several books I have found laying around today

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by The Slug, Jul 2, 2011.

  1. The Slug

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    Has it come to this? Negative campaigning? *shakes head*

    I found several books all titled "an unwelcome truth" by anonymous

    The "truths" so far -

    Fern Goodfellow shops for clothing at Britmart

    Handalf is actually a duck (an ugly one at that)

    Ta'lin Birdsong is the mastermind of a blackrock smuggling ring

    and my favorite - Sluggy Freelance was caught stealing milk money in the 3rd grade while attending the Sosarian School of the Not so Gifted

    (in my defense it was the 2nd grade and I forgot to pack a lunch that day so hmph!)
     
  2. Lindae

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    Handalf is undeniably a pedigree chicken. But after a bit of digging on behalf of the opposition, I found a picture of him from back when he used to moonlight as a Drag Hen.

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  3. I had to go with out lunch that day...I was so hungery I could have at that chicken raw
     
  4. The Slug

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    Will this not end? More books I found - same author, same title.

    (as pointed out by Lindae) - Handalf is indeed a chicken, one who used to work as a drag hen

    Fig the Ancient also suffers from acute mongbatophobia (I don't blame him, filthy vile disease ridden critters!)

    Lord Elladan moonlights as a "stand up philosopher" at the Trinsic Comedy Club

    *sighs* :popcorn:
     
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    Since I don't have a wealthy husband (dead or alive), I'm being recruited for all of the manual labor jobs it takes to get a house ready for sale and with that, I don't have much UO play time. Nevertheless, I'm making sure to find time to read the stratics website just to have a good laugh for the day. God knows, the world has become so uptight and there's nothing like some good humor to keep us smiling. PLEASE keep these wonderful threads coming everyone! :thumbup:
     
  7. The Slug

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    Just for you Mama Faith !

    Same book same author ... yadda yadda yadda

    Happy Fool is the proprietor of a "peep show" featuring Ogres, Trolls and Albino Squirrels :mf_prop:
     
  8. Fern Goodfellow

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    Sorry, but I just don't get it.

    What is this - oh how do you say it - Britmart thing? I've totally never heard of it. Britmart, Britmart, mmmmmm? No, sorryers, I'm sure I've never even heard of one let alone been in one.

    Could someone be a dear and explainers?
     
  9. Mama Faith

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    Are you sure Fern? I need to check the "peopleofbritmart.com" website to make sure I didn't see you hiding behind a pair of sunglasses. :eyes:

    As for Happy Fool... I knew there was something just a little odd about the way he/she was ogling the ogres.
     
  10. The Slug

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    Will this never end? (ok it has to almost out of candidates) such negativity!
    Found yet more books, same old story ...

    Valek Typhoon was once in the Blackthorn Youth and repeatedly cited for peeing in the public pool

    Sir Astro was actually named after Elroy Jetson's dog and likes to run around pretending to have a little jet pack strapped to his back

    Duke Hast Mich once bribed a Yew judge to dismiss charges of trying to solicit a certain chicken in drag (nothing perverted here folks he was only trying to lure the chicken home in order to cook it)

    Hell I've been trying to do the same thing for years
     
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    Well at least I am not a baby eater this time..lol..
     
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    [​IMG]

    I found out that The Slug has a side job as art director at the Louvre. The French really do love their slugs.

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    Handalf spends a lot of time with dogs, but for all the wrong reasons.
     
  13. The Slug

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    Wow! that even looks like me. And as far working at the Louvre it's a helluva lot better than being on the menu

    The sad part is how I ended up in Paris. I had a dalliance with this cute lil escargo. I didn't know she was married, I swear! Hell I didn't even realize that snails were manogamous creatures
     
  14. The Slug

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    You know I was just thinkin about it (yes I'm slow) and that really would Handalf's fascination with "backless" leather chicken chaps.

    However the zombie chicken porn thing is still beyond me

    *Bok chicka 00oo 00oo0*
     
  15. RawHeadRex

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    i should never have suggested such a thing to the lil boker... although the mental image of feathers sticking out of the arseless chaps is amusing.
     
  16. The Slug

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    But we are glad you did! Much mileage has been gotten out of that!