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Shard Pwning House is open for business

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Mr X, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. Mr X

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    Skara brae, the only house that will fit on the island is the location.

    100% LRC suits, meddable 8 piece and 6 piece variety.

    ammo and regs with pet balls and BoS

    And misc vendor, lots of vet rewards and heritage type stuff. Deco and rares stuff mostly. Priced to sell too.

    Also Nixon has his buy back their if he loots your stuff. And so does Hattori.
     
  2. Wulf2k

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    Does anybody else picture Mr. X pirouetting in black spandex when they read his sig?

    ...Just me?

    You lucky bastards.
     
  3. Mr X

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    You are disgusting.
     
  4. Wulf2k

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    You're just jealous that my awesomeness is greater than or equal to the square root of 20x your awesomeness squared.

    So, if my awesomeness leaves Pittsburg by train at 5:15 PM at 10 mph, and increases its velocity by the absolute of its root awesomeness per minute, and your awesomeness leaves New Jersey by paraglider at 7:45 PM, and decreases its velocity by the inverse of its square per hour, at what time will they meet up for smoothies and pizza?

    ...Yay, break time.
     
  5. Skylark SP

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    I see no sigs.

    But, judging from his reaction, I would suggest not inviting him to go with you to the ballet...he doesn't seem to be a fan.

    And, @Mr. X, when addressing Wulf, the proper protocol is "You are disgusting, sir."

    :p

    -Skylark
     
  6. Speedy Orkit

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    Anyone remember "The Gromble" from Ahh! Real Monsters? I picture that voice for Mr X. Not meant as an insult, just always very sarcastic and somewhat angry.
     
  7. Diablo FTW

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    how can i have a sig ?
     
  8. Wulf2k

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    Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "dead sigger storage?!"

    ...Wait, that doesn't apply.
    I'll stand by it though.
     
  9. Mr X

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    My deco rares misc vendor will be stocked daily with good deals. Come get them before they are gone.
     
  10. OldAsTheHills

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    *scribbling in book*
    *stares*
    Yahaxithonix
     
  11. Sir Daniel

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    cant put nasty pic on stratics.
     
  12. Wulf2k

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    Sure you can.

    The trick is to couch them in euphamisms.

    For example, I noticed you're attacking that bush with your short sword in your sig. At least you're wearing armor.
     
  13. Mr X

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    Just stocked a bunch of heritage tokens come and get them.
     
  14. Mr X

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    More deco goodies added.
     
  15. HoldenCaulfield

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    Hey Mr.X - can you unlink all those pet balls so they can be bought?
     
  16. Mr.StinkyPants

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    u fool there not linked u have to say vendor buy and u can buy em, dont ask me way its just the way it is
     
  17. archite666

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    hes got a good point dani, you should always wear a helmet when you go bush whacking.
     
  18. HoldenCaulfield

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    Oh did not know that (about the vendor buy)....they are all linked thought that was why it was not working when clicking them :)
     
  19. Mr X

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    I have only a few heritage tokens left. Stocked a Sherry the mouse statue also. Also I started stocking blue petals and lightning and greater heal wands at 10 per charge.
     
  20. Mr X

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    Some rubble pieces added priced to move!
     
  21. Mr X

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    Just stocked 2 full crystal deco sets and a shadow deco set. Also hero dyed cursed orny cheap. And all my other vendors are fully stocked.
     
  22. Albertus

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    Hey Mr X, how are we supposed to go buy stuff from your vendors when every time we go there are like 10000000 TNT players in stealth mode waiting to gank?

    Not good for business. :coco:
     
  23. Wulf2k

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    The trick is to flex your chest muscles, so their puny fists bounce off like hail. It helps to tilt your head back and let loose with a manly guffaw.

    Then you've gotta master the "LoTR opening Sauron Swing". Finally, you make out with the female vendors on a pile of corpses and don't call her in the morning.
     
  24. Mr X

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    Every time I see you run by my house you are ganking shoppers. So excuse me If I call in my guildies to gank the crap out of you. Leave my shoppers alone and I will leave you alone. And I attacked you solo the one day, or maybe it was bobba, either way with packet loss and huge lag I almost dropped you/him. As far as I can tell nobody else is attacking my shoppers. If they do they will be ganked cause I will not assume they are their to shop.
     
  25. Wulf2k

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    I swear, I thought those were complimentary blue refreshments to make our shopping experience a more enjoyable one.

    *hasn't actually shopped there, but sees no reason to let a comment go un...commented*
     
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    100k for an undyed totem of the void awsome thanks :thumbsup:
     
  27. Mr X

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    Soul Stone frags for 400k come and get them, LRC suit vendor with 3 fresh suits going fast!