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Sick of your Shard? Check out [KONG]

Discussion in 'UO Napa Valley' started by bADvSeVIL, Nov 28, 2008.

  1. bADvSeVIL

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    Whats up [KONG] on Catskills Is opening recruiting.

    Requirements are as followed.

    Skilled players with Suits to match that are very active on Catskills. We will by no means recruit terrible players. We are looking to increase are numbers but with Talent. To get into the guild you will be required to Duel on of the high ranking members to test out your skill and decisions made in a field pvp fight.

    We are here to help out new recruits with management and advise on templates and making them one of the true leet [KONG] Members.

    Recruitment is as followed.
    HIGH - Mages/Necro or Mage/Tamers
    Med - Dismount Archer / Tamers
    Low - Any Type of Dexxer(Must be A++ Skilled)
    Recruits will need a Spawning Char(Blue) as well as a PvPer (Red)

    What does [KONG] Have to offer?
    We currently run Champ Spawns daily, With a fair system to give out are 120 PowerScrolls. Everyone gets Rich. Would you like to join us?

    We offer Backup and protection. As well as Advise on Templates, PvP and we try to make every single member the best possible.

    We are apart of the [CoM] Faction and enjoy pvping whenever we can get good fights at Yew. We have a great system going for us and we are doing really well fighting here on cat's with all are great enemy's.

    If you have any questions please contact Bad Vs Evil [KONG] In game or Contact me at
    ICQ = 355-462-549
    Aim = f00nker

    Bad Vs Evil - Officer of [KONG]
     
  2. Lord Nabin

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    You are kidding right? Napa Please.
     
  3. So recruiting on a small west coast shard is going to help? What if they are good but their suits aren't up to par? Is Kong going to equip them?


    Oh boy!! Dueling tamers is one of my favorite things to do. Make sure all duels are in gm armor, to seperate the skilled from the unskilled.


    How "leet" can you be if your recruiting?

    Sounds like a guild of disarm and poison dexxers needing help.

    But do you complete the spawns?

    "We gank when one of us is dying, even in a 1 v 1 duel".
     
  4. Otis Firefly

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    How can anyone Possibly get sick of Napa??
    we dont have a busy shard...BUT!
    what we do have are the most Insane Disfunctional SOB's With attitudes that cant be matched anywhere else!!
    the most messed up people!
    the most messed up guilds
    the most messed up Period!

    Welcome To Napa!....Even Madness Needs A Home!!!
     
  5. LOL... good one Otis!
    So true though! hahaha....
     
  6. Dragkiris

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    Anyone in KONG would slaughter anyone on Napa. Maybe they will decide to come over here. Then you will see me in a decent suit and I'll smash ANY mage on this shard.
     
  7. Budweiser

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    I'll make you eat those words....If your lame recruiting guild comes here find me, I'd like to be the first person to shove a warfork up your ass.
     
  8. Sunrise

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    Heck ya Otis!!!!

    Btw ya forgot...

    The most messed up Beer bar tab ever...
     
  9. Gus of Llanowar

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    please please come to our shard especially if you think your guild is so great. even though u still have to recruit off other shards to try to compete on Catskills. I dont think you realize what shard your spreading shytjelly on!
     
  10. Sunrise

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    shytjelly


    New word..WOOOT :D

    but aye what he said :D

    Dang wheres me ale...
     
  11. LOL!! GUS!! shytjelly!! I like that word!! hahaha ;)
     
  12. Otis Firefly

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    LMFAO
    shytjelly!!! hahhaha

    Yes and the most Messed up Beer Tab seen ANYWHERE!!
     
  13. MasterP

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    You guys are really lame!! If your only recruiting skilled players, they dont need advise on pvp/templates. Also if your a napa player your most likly west coast. Cats isnt. Why would you go to a unknowen shard to ping higher with a guild who recruits on stratics?


    I got an idea. Try getting some trammies into pvp and teach them the ways. Then you will make more and more people want to pvp. UO is dieing out. The idea is to get more pvpers not less you tards.
     
  14. sir TEDLEY

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    even a gm wax museum owner i think i can beat 1v1 on kong LOL

    lol and thats with one arm :(
     
  15. Sunrise

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    :eyes::eyes::eyes:


    Ditto that Ted... ;D
     
  16. Dragkiris

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    I'll pure mage or necro/mage anyone from napa. I dont have a built char there but anyone is welcome to come to test or atl and get slammed. I can arrange a broker for up to 100 mil for the duel.
     
  17. Vision

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    I'll tell you what... Xfer to Napa and duel me for 100 mil. I'll use some of the 100 mil that you end up paying me to pay for your xfers to and from napa back to your home shard.

    I'm good for the money by the way... I'm being 100% serious. If I lose I will still pay for your xfers and I will give you 100 mil on top of it.

    If you aren't willing to prove that you don't suck (and I'm pretty sure you do) on this shard, then why would anyone want to xfer to any shard to join you?
     
  18. Otis Firefly

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    it got really quiet in here all of a sudden :yell:
     
  19. Sunrise

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    I think they ran out of ale..
     
  20. Otis Firefly

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    we can fix that!!
    :stir::shots::rant2::pint::sword::flame::stir::thumbsup:

    :beer:
     
  21. Sunrise

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    TO the Tavern..first round on me...Hey Kong U can join too :D

    Drinks for everyone :D
     
  22. Dragkiris

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    Get a well known broker such as thomas brice lined up and I will.
     
  23. SAVATAGE

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    Drag has no idea what hes in for..... LOL GG vision... i got a message from the future.... you won!
     
  24. Budweiser

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    OMFG can we do side bets? 20 mill on Vis.....any takers?????
     
  25. Sunrise

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    LoL..Umm No..Im betting on Vision too :D
     
  26. Ailish

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    Heh ... I know Dragkiris ... have played with him ... still betting on Vision :p
     
  27. Dragkiris

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    I've SMASHED everyone who I've faught on napa with the exception of 1 DP scribe mage. Not just killed, SMASHED with a 110'd mage with next to no mods besides LRC. You kids are HORRID. And I'm a east coast player. You have NO IDEA what real pvp is field or dueling.
     
  28. Budweiser

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    Whats your chars name here that's so bad ass?

    And im sure that almost everyone posting here is an adult.
     
  29. Vision

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    This week is my last week of classes and then the following week are my finals... after that I get a 6 week break between semesters and my account will be active for sure the whole time. I'll talk to you then and we can decide what we want to do with the dueling for gold if you are serious. For now finals > UO Dueling
     
  30. SAVATAGE

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    hrm..... kid...... LOL.. and G'luck with smashing everyone on napa... talk loud and carry a big stick... yer gunna need it
     
  31. Trav

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    Hmm I Think I Got A Few Mill On Vision........And I GUARANTEE He Wouldnt SMASH Me :owned:
     
  32. Weren't you just bragging about using scripts and unattended macroing in another thread? Not saying you ever smashed anyone, but you are a cheater, by your own admission.
     
  33. Duskofdead

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    1. Then why would you try to recruit on Napa?

    2. Your attitude is the reason E. Coast shards have, even since way back in my "prime" in the late 90's, been considered cesspools of trashtalking small manhoods.

    3. You belong more in a game like WOW, I think.
     
  34. Napa is a TRUE “home shard”. We’re like a backwoods town in the south... we don’t take kindly to new folks who go startin’ trouble. Everyone knows everyone else, for the most part, and the community never takes kindly to threats. Heck, we have enough fighting amongst ourselves but when it comes to outsiders, well that opens up a whole new can of worms.

    We may not have the most fighters, or the absolute best fighters, but I think the overwhelming majority of us like it just the way it is. You might whoop my butt but I’d still die tryin. If you want to recruit people, Napa isn't the place to do it.
     
  35. Sunrise

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    You said it... :D

    Now where is me Ale...you know the good home grown stuff...

    and of course the root beer
     
  36. Gus of Llanowar

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    Hey I represent that backwoods southern town! But nevertheless she is right. This isnt some dogwood tree your barking up this is a bonified redwood so I suggest you study your horticulture before you find yourself neutered!
     
  37. Budweiser

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    Why do you have to bring the RootBeer into it?

    Mug Root Beer as a UO item... :scholar:

    * Too overpowering.
    * Needs to be nerfed.
    * When are the devs finally going to do something about all that foam?!
    * Are the cans stackable?
    * Deliveries have been lagging... this is intolerable!:yell:

    As quoted in my UO Hall Thread... :(
     
  38. Snakeman

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    Dun't mess wit da Root Beer!
    Root Beer Bears need Wov'n too ya know :D

    [​IMG]
     
  39. Sunrise

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    LOL...

    To much beer is why LoL :D
     
  40. SAVATAGE

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    all this smack talk... i might just log onto UO one of these days........ maybe
     
  41. Budweiser

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    I'd wtfpown you so don't bother.
     
  42. SAVATAGE

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    oh HOHOHO.... u think so? my bunnie thinks otherwise!
     
  43. Sunrise

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    Attack of the killer pink bunnies?
     
  44. Ghost of Gramps

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    Ah, yes. The grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Or is it?

    I say the pickins' are just right here. We just have to get up early one morning, and decide to look around those parts of the pasture we have never look at.

    Go home, or is it you wish others to feed on the pasture your lands have already turned brown?
     
  45. Bluebottle

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