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Siege Perilous: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by absimiliard, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. absimiliard

    absimiliard Guest

    Ok folks. Take your kids away from the monitor. I'm afraid my particular brand of insanity has just taken off!

    I've been spending way to much time listening to the soundtrack for South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut. Combined with way too much data entry, or optionally heavy drug use, this is the result. (I foolishly chose way too much boring data entry, boy, what a mistake.)

    I found myself what would the musical South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut be like if I cast my friends and some of the rest of us into it? And worse, altered the lyrics a bit. So without too much ado I now inflict on you my own personal bizarre mind.

    Merry Christmas!

    -abs
     
  2. absimiliard

    absimiliard Guest

    Casting: In order of appearance

    Stan: Daan Mor (Sorry Daan, name rhymes and KSS is in a snow-covered pass IIRC)
    Passerby: Cheapsuit (why not, I like him, killing people's a bit rude, works for me! *G*)
    Sharon (Stan's Mom): Mjolniraa (A venerable name in KSS who I miss on the boards, and I couldn't make Py someone's MOTHER *G*)
    Ms. McCormick (Kenny's Mom): Freja (Headed NEW when I was in, so she's my Momma! Thx Freja, never forgot.)
    Kenny: Lindi (Might as well kill myself, I'm good at dying!)
    Kyle: Mo'gluk
    Ike (Kyle's baby brother): Grotling
    Sheila (Kyle's Mom): Herself (Cause I ain't calling no one a Big, Fat, B*tch unless they ask nicely)
    Cartman: D Waka for the foul-mouth and the attitude.
    Lianne (Cartman's Mom): Ibichi (Most courted woman on the boards. *sticks his tongue out at her*)
    Reporter: Masuo Kenji (Cause for some reason he's in my head as the current reporter and I like him.)
    Terrence & Philip: Mr. T (cause for scatological humor I turn to him first!)
    Clerk: Grot (Resident Old Fart at storynight)


    So without further ado, the song. (Sung to the original from the movie which you heathens can go see if you haven't yet cause you ain't getting me to sing and that's final!)

    [Daan Mor:] Theres a bunch of birds in the sky,
    And an orc just went running by,
    Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich
    and brown, Just another sunday morning
    in my quiet mountain town.
    *Vampire raid passes through*

    The blood is shining and the grass is red,
    Under the 3 foot piles of dead,
    This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn,
    All, the happy people stop to say hello!
    [Cheapsuit:] Get out of my way!,
    [Daan:] Even though the temperature's low,
    Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,

    [Mjolniraa:] Well good morning Daan!
    [Daan:] Mom, can I have eight gold to see Story Night?
    [Mjolniraa:] Story Night? But I thought you were going ice skating...
    [Daan:] But this is going to be the best show ever!
    It's foreign stories from IanTown
    [Mjolniraa:] All right, all right here you go,
    but be back for supper!
    [Daan:] Thanks Mom!

    [Mjolniraa:] Oh my boy will never go wrong, Just like Mithras,
    he's bold and strong, He'd a wear a smile
    while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn,
    What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
    And a mind so open and pure,
    Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

    [Daan:] Hi, is your son home?
    [Freja in her best white-trash southern accent:] I think so... HEY!!!
    Lindi,
    wake up... Lindi
    dammit come on Lindi (Lindi: Mmm Mumphfing!)
    [Daan:] Lindi Mr. T is at Story Night in CWS,
    you wanna come?
    [Lindi:] Mmmfmmfmfmmfmmmf!
    [Freja:] Where the hell do you think you're going?
    [Lindi:] Mmm *mumbles* Mmffmmmfff. Mr. Mmff.
    [Freja:] You can't, you have to go to church!
    [Lindi:] *mumbles*, M mmph mmm mmphfff!
    [Freja:] Well fine go ahead and miss church;
    and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Castor!
    [Lindi:] OK!

    [Daan:] You can see your breath hanging in the air,
    You see homeless people, but you just don't care,
    It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown,
    [Lindi:] (something),
    [Daan:] That's right, its sunday morning in our
    quiet little white-bread redneck murderous shard!

    [Mo'gluk:] Okee, Grotling ledz dri dis one more dime
    [Grotling:] (something)
    [Mo'gluk:] Kig da Grotling!
    [Grotling:] Don kig da grotling
    [Mo'gluk:] Kig da Grotling! *kicks*
    [Daan:] Mo'gluk, we're going to see Mr. T's show at Story Night!
    [Mo'gluk:] Oh meeb guud duud!
    [Sheila Broslovski:] Mo'gluk, what's going on?
    [Mo'gluk:] Nuddin, weeb goin skading now
    [Sheila Broslovski:] Oh, well take your little brother out with you
    [Mo'gluk:] Aww ma, he nub eben reel bruddur, he adopded
    [Sheila Broslovski:] Do as I say Mo'gluk!
    [Mo'gluk:] Okee, okee meeb sorri

    [Sheila Broslovski:] Look at those frail and fragile boyz,
    It really gets me down, The shard is such a rotten place,
    And city life's a complete disgrace,
    Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah
    quiet orcy town.

    [D Waka:] Muh-aaahm, somebody's at the dooooor:
    Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!
    [Ibichi:] Coming hon...
    [D Waka:] Ahh, I can't hear UORadio
    [Masuo on the radio:] It's been six weeks
    since WyRm was killed by a pack
    of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
    [Ibichi:] Oh Look D, it's your little friends
    [Grotling:] D-man!
    [D Waka:] What are you guys doing here?
    OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!

    [Four boys:]
    Off to see Mr. T we shall go,
    Where we learn everything that we know,
    Because his jokes teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this night's gonna make our lives complete
    Because Mr. T is sweeeeet (Mo'gluk: Zuber zweet)
    Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Lindi says something) U. O. GAAAAAAME!
    [Daan:] Can I have 5 tickets to Mr. T Asses of Fire please?
    [Grot:] NO!
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Drugs are bad. Mmmkay?
     
  4. [Daan Mor:] Theres a bunch of birds in the sky,
    And an orc just went running by,
    Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich
    and brown, Just another sunday morning
    in my quiet mountain town.
    *Vampire raid passes through*

    The blood is shining and the grass is red,
    Under the 3 foot piles of dead,
    This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn,
    All, the happy people stop to say hello!
    [Cheapsuit:] Get out of my way!,
    [Daan:] Even though the temperature's low,
    Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,

    *laughs* You have captured Daan perfectly.
     
  5. Spree

    Spree Babbling Loonie
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    He forgot one
    Mr Garrison and Mr Hat ~ Kelmo and his little sheep friend
     
  6. absimiliard

    absimiliard Guest

    Oh, I think when I'm drunk or bored enough and get around to Mr. Garrison's song Mmmmmkay Kelmo's comment has definitely won him casting as Mr. Garrison.

    (Though initially I'd wanted to cast it to a well-known red and change the lyrics to something like "You don't have to spend your life always out in the cold. Hungry, and thin, giving handjobs for gold. Follow my advice and very soon you will say. . .. It's Easy PK!")

    -abs