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Siege poetry !

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Sir Ha-ward, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Sir Ha-ward

    Sir Ha-ward Guest

    Well since a previous poster created a haiku thread, i thought i could try my hand at some siege poetry.


    I present this young man, so bitter, so sour
    crying bout hax, though he 'sploited in Mos tower
    he lies bout it now, saying its not true
    I assure you though, yon orc is no foo
    hypocrit most def, skillful hes not
    the feel of my strikes on his arse are so hot
    Never more than a screen from the steps of his house
    more than one he walks in gray, quiet as a mouse
    But now he says hes great and that hes so bad
    friends of many years now hate him, how sad [​IMG]
    Personality so weak, attitude so worn
    can only be talking bout the player named ...
     
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Well since a previous poster created a haiku thread, i thought i could try my hand at some siege poetry.


    I present this young man, so bitter, so sour
    crying bout hax, though he 'sploited in Mos tower
    he lies bout it now, saying its not true
    I assure you though, yon orc is no foo
    hypocrit most def, skillful hes not
    the feel of my strikes on his arse are so hot
    Never more than a screen from the steps of his house
    more than one he walks in gray, quiet as a mouse
    But now he says hes great and that hes so bad
    friends of many years now hate him, how sad [​IMG]
    Personality so weak, attitude so worn
    can only be talking bout the player named ...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL sad on SOOO many levels. i laughed my ass off at that poem but not cause its funny just cuase you wrote it!
     
  3. hahaha i think thats great lol
     
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I like it. We can clearly see that there is no bi-univocal correspondence between linear signifying links or archi-writing, depending on the poet, and this multireferential, multi-dimensional machinic catalysis. The symmetry of scale, the transversality, the pathic non-discursive character of their expansion: all these dimensions remove us from the logic of the excluded middle and reinforce us in our dismissal of the ontological binarism we criticised previously.
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    *bangs head into wall*

    WTF ya just say Py ? hehe jk

    Been long time since ye fancy toilet paper word of the day ^^^ been posted here. Well ye made up for all the ones ye got behind upon, in posting this single post right up there ^^. [​IMG]
     
  6. Sir Ha-ward

    Sir Ha-ward Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    I like it. We can clearly see that there is no bi-univocal correspondence between linear signifying links or archi-writing, depending on the poet, and this multireferential, multi-dimensional machinic catalysis. The symmetry of scale, the transversality, the pathic non-discursive character of their expansion: all these dimensions remove us from the logic of the excluded middle and reinforce us in our dismissal of the ontological binarism we criticised previously.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Yea , i like chitlins too