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Skara Brae: Invaded, Trashed ... and Salted

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by The Slug, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. The Slug

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    These Attacks on our cities (and especially mine !!) can not go unpunished. I am hereby increasing my bounty on all goblins, yatterys and Ric Flairs by 500% . As mentioned before they must be taken alive but a few missing teeth, ears, limbs and whatnot is accepted, even encouraged
     
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  2. whiterabbit

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    GOBLINS NOS DO IT
     
  3. The Slug

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  4. War Wizard

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    I have an alibi, and witnesses. I was at the Ice Cream festival in Pitmuck the night of the alleged vandalism. I was heavily involved in a game of duck duck goose. And the travel time from Skara Brae to Pitmuck would not allow me to have been in both places at the same time.

    signed,
    Ric Flair
     
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    The vandals themselves, Yatters and Yatterkins, have been dealt with and eliminated, tho at some cost. The question is, who is leading them? The only clues are a book at the new encampment *supposedly* written by me as well as books dropped at the Governor's meeting also *supposedly* by me.

    Actually the evidence is kinda strong, hell even I'm starting to wonder if I'm guilty. Hmmm *hauls self off for rigorous interrogation*
     
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    YERG HIMZ BEES DER AT PITMUCK
     
  7. The Slug

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    Pitmuck is also quite a distance from Britain, where Ric should be, under house arrest.

    Also I after intense interrogation I now believe myself to be innocent of all crimes (at least the ones I'm accused of) and am being framed. The question is who? I don't see a race whose greatest pleasures in life are ice cream, peeing on things and loudly farting being responsible for actions like these
     
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    Ooops... let this be a lesson to all of you. Never open your mouth NO MATTER how innocent you think what you will says is. Damn, now I have to answer to Gov. Sugar and Captain Reeves for leaving Britain while on House Arrest. "What you say can and will be used against you..." eeegads, Corporal Brackus is going to kill me.
     
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    *shrug* if it were up to me, I'd say let that one slide. We all know how absolutely riveting a good game of duck duck goose can be. Did you get a chance to play pin the tail on the Ashlynn?
     
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    It was Tarrant.
     
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    NERG NO PIN DA TAIL *FROWNS*