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So I'm playing UO and watching Jeff Dunham on TV . . .

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Jirel of Joiry, Jun 29, 2015.

  1. Jirel of Joiry

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    And I find myself thinking what if Jeff's puppets played UO? What kind of characters would they run?

    Well Achmed is either going to be a PK or a failed alchemist. Walter would be a bitchy Trammie or crafter. Bubba J drunk fisherman....how'd he get that boat stuck THERE!? Peanut...I don't know insane EM event goer? Leeroy Jenkins type dungeon runner/champ spawner? I have no idea about Jose Jalapeno (on a Steeeck). Okay give it a go let's turn this into a community laugh thread. If you don't know who Jeff Dunham is tell me I'll post a youtube link! :banana::danceb::banana::danceb:
     
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    :) Lol those look pretty good. Jose is a challenge. hum i'll have to think about that one.
     
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    I think Jose Jalapeno (on a Steeeck) would be a Luna vendor house owner. Hey come here check out this new item and gess what it's on a steeeck. They ones you named sound good to me.
     
  4. Jirel of Joiry

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    That's great!! I love it! I forgot about Achmed Jr. or AJ. I think he'd be a noobie and since he's got a British accent he'd be from Europa shard. LOL
     
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    Lol these are just too funny. :)
     
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    Girl you have way to much time on your hands or you have one hell of a vivid imagination.
     
  7. Jirel of Joiry

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    Vivid imagination! :)

    LOL I've grown up on Jeff Dunham. Before he was uber famous, he was a local celebrity in Dallas. He was that guy with the funny puppet that was in local commercials. He was often on a local morning children's show that my little sister and I loved.

    I don't think its that much of a stretch to imagine his puppet personae playing video games. Actually it cracks me up when I think about it!
     
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    Love his latest skit. It's the best yet!
     
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    Sibble reminds me of Peanut.
     
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    Many puppets play uo, myself included, would you like the sock or the Norrington version? one stinks the other stinks less.
     
  11. Jirel of Joiry

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    So are you saying that you are Norrington's sock puppet or Norrington is yours?

    Seriously quit trolling.

    Before you quote a movie like a silly child you MIGHT CONSIDER CHECKING THE MEANING OF YOUR QUOTE FIRST!

    As for you getting your ass banned...Here's you a movie quote that is self explanitory:

    "Frankly, my dear Saul, I don't give a damn!" -(modified) Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind 1939
     
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    Jirel... Do not sweat the small stuff. Embrace the positive and joy. Ignore the ass wagons. *grins*
     
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    We have a Jose in Cartel... He prefers to be called Fanta though.
     
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    We def have that old grumpy guy in our guild.
     
  15. Jirel of Joiry

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    LOL Walter!!!! I love his cranky old self. Actually my Economics Professor looks like Walter and is as cranky as him too!
     
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    I disagree. Achmed dreams about being a PK but always blows himself up with bad timed explo pots. José believes in an honest UO and working hard and therefore tries as a miner in Fel, but of course gets PK'ed by Peanut who does ****talk on the remains of José. Walter is a misanthropic Ex-Player terrorising the boards and claiming the devs are clueless. (OK, actually not a char. Or maybe, in a more weird sense). And Sweet Daddy Dee is a banksitter giving us a clue on what shiny suit u can reach if u try hard enough. :) Jeff Dunham has fans in Europe, too :danceb:
     
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    Cant play your precious game? Do you give a damn now? :)