C'mon devs, let's someone sit down and write a little NOUN-VERBER so that random artifacts can have nifty and/or baffling random names. You know, like Diablo 2. Except maybe let us erase the name if it's too stupid. Because let's face it, sometimes you luck out and get an axe named Hell Reaver, but other times you get stuck with boots named Weasel Galoshes. And colors. Colors colors colors. On the item text. Every other game with random loot from like Diablo 1 onward has known that loot should come in different colors. It's way more handy for quickly categorizing items than the current bit of text alone. Plus it's just satisfying on a monkey-smoking-crack level. Getting a higher color just feels better. C'mon, you've played other games. You know that little perk of interest you feel immediately whenever one of the more special colors pops up. "But us elite illuminati who use le Pinco's UI for le Infinite Beta Client already have le colors!" I don't care. Frankly it's pretty stupid that this loot system got out the door without colors in the first place.