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Something other than the same ole' HaXz, Bc, Pwnt, Lub haters thread!

Discussion in 'UO Great Lakes' started by imported_FireCrazy, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered **** or shoplifting?


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    Can you cry under water?


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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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    What disease did cured ham actually have?


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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

    They're going to see you naked anyway.


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    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

    They're both dogs!


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    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
     
  2. Zynia

    Zynia Lore Master
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    Haha, what a silly way to wake up. Thanks!

    I like the hearse in the carpool lane one lol.
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I just ended up singing both songs....... nice post lol:)
     
  4. lol Ok, this was good... I so needed this the way my day at work was going!!
     
  5. BlackBetty

    BlackBetty Guest

    *hangs head in shame after trying to sing the two stupid songs*

    bah!
     
  6. QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered **** or shoplifting?

    Did you leave Money when y ou were done? a tip at least ??
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    Can you cry under water?
    You can but it is the tree falling in the woods theory , who would know and how could you prove it?

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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    You need to be at Least a Stratics Forum Moderator !
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    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

    T A X E S
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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    No there is a Armani Angel line to choose from... DUH!!
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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    Why try to put a Square Peg in a round hole?
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    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    Poison Pig Disease
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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Until we had to drag that samsonite set across the Lunar surface wheels were not needed!
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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    I better not touch this one
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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Because Spielberg says So

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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    To feel superior to the little people
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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

    They're going to see you naked anyway.

    To prepare for the full effect at first sight !
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    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

    One is sooo much more interesting to uncover then the other !
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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    To keep wonderbread in business
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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Because his master has gone away
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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    Only if they prop it up into a sitting position
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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Because he wanted to stay on the island with Ginger and Maryann
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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

    They're both dogs!

    Ask Minnie she knows why one is Errect!
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    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    Roadrunner stew was not invented yet since no one had caught him!
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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    Ewwwww!
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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Moral Neuropolitics
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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Ask Kermit or Miss Piggy
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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Cause Oscar the Grouch told me to !
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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Lets not examine anyone Butt on this forum. Remind me to add that to ROC
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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
    Did you use mouthwash today ??
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Here's some more:

    Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

    Why do we take a poop? Shouldnt we be "Leaving a poop"?

    Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated.

    How can we have jumbo shrimp?

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

    Why does quicksand work slowly?

    Why are boxing rings square?

    Why, when lights are out, they are invisible, but when the stars are out, they are visible?

    Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?

    If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?

    Why does Denny's have locks on the door if it's open 24 hours?

    Why do ships carry cargoes and cars carry shipments?

    When will a building actually become a built?
     
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Haha, Nice one!
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    If girls with Big Breasts work at hOOters, Can a girl with one leg work at IHOP?