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Stupid UO Questions

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Azural Kane, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. Azural Kane

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    Why the heck can a bow dismount, but a lance can't?
    And other fun subjects.
     
  2. Guest

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    Why does my pet INSECT have hundreds of points higher intelligence than my character? [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
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  4. Azural Kane

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    Why is it that some town criers can have the ability agility or smarts to literally.. walk on water like that one near Minoc on nearly every shard, yet surrounded by opidians invading they play dumb or are blind and always.. *have no news* to tell us ?

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  5. Patty Pickaxe

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    How can a kitchen utensil, such as a cleaver or butcher knife, do more damage than a sword?
     
  6. Guest

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    When I kill and carve a sheep, where does the other leg go?
     
  7. Guest

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    Why can raw fish steaks and slabs of meat sit out on the porch for 10 years and not spoil?

    -Skylark
     
  8. Azural Kane

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    Aww Queenie [​IMG] You should know by now I like giving you a hard time! [​IMG]
     
  9. Guest

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    Why can my pet chicken kill a wolf?
     
  10. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    Why is it that some town criers can have the ability agility or smarts to literally.. walk on water like that one near Minoc on nearly every shard, yet surrounded by opidians invading they play dumb or are blind and always.. *have no news* to tell us ?

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    QZ, why did you delete? [​IMG]

    It is funny when the NPC are hanging around during invasion events, and the town crier has no news, as you ask running through for your life, and have no news while they are walking on water. What does it take to make the news with these guys??

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    @Croaker: Why can a bunny or bird block me while I am riding on a horse or hiryu, with the same effectiveness that a dragon can block me while I am on foot? [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
  11. Patty Pickaxe

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    Why does my pet INSECT have hundreds of points higher intelligence than my character? [​IMG]

    -Skylark

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    And yet with that much intelligence, why doesn't it know how to walk around the corner of a building to keep following me?
     
  12. why are harpies carrying cooked bird legs?
     
  13. `Lynk

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    why are harpies carrying cooked bird legs?

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    These questions are like a bad Jerry Seinfeld special.
     
  14. Guest

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    why are harpies carrying cooked bird legs?

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    Cannibals! [​IMG]

    Well, maybe it goes well with the liquor they always seem to have?

    Speaking of that...

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    Why are snakes lugging around bottles of booze?

    -Skylark
     
  15. Guest

    Guest Guest

    On behalf of decorators everywhere and especially dedicated to Patty Pickaxe:

    Why after crafting the ML furniture and placing it, if we attempt to use a furniture dye tub on it, we are told we can only use that on furniture? [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
  16. Sir Ha-ward

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    Why are snakes lugging around bottles of booze?

    -Skylark

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    Secondly WHERE are they carrying them while theyre alive?
     
  17. Guest

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    If you are a snake there aren't a lot of choices on storage options. Either way...glad I had that glove on the mouse pointer in the screenie protecting me. [​IMG]

    *tosses glove in nearest trash can and casts flamestrike on it*

    -Skylark
     
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    Why the heck can a bow dismount, but a lance can't?
    And other fun subjects.

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    some one hasnt been reading the five on fridays....
     
  19. Why do wisps, a creature made of Light carry Bones?

    Why do some Savages wear "Orcish Kin" Masks when they are natural enemies?

    Why are Fan Dancers 1/3 of our Characters height?

    This is a Medevil Based Game, yet we have a "Bagball Arena" that looks like a Soccer Field, and No Jousting Arena to use our Lances that only dismount if your on foot. We should have wooden lances that do no real damage to joust with in an Arena where you can score points for hits and dismounts.