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Discussion in 'UHall' started by Sir Kill Alot, Mar 16, 2010.

  1. But has anyone else had random creatures start attacking or targeting your char for no reason at all...this is the 3rd time ive had a cow either target 1 of my chars or start attacking me when not provoked in anyway, shape or form
     
  2. funkymonkey

    funkymonkey Lore Keeper
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    have u used blackrock?
     
  3. Petra Fyde

    Petra Fyde Peerless Chatterbox
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    Mad cows are an easter egg that's been in game for some years. They always come as a surprise to me as you don't usually come across them very often.
     
  4. No none was used
     
  5. Well this is either the 2nd or 3rd time this has happened in less than a week
     
  6. Taylor

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    All your characters or one particular one? Could be a bugged character. I have a character that cannot be attacked by daemons. No one's every been able to figure out why.
     
  7. It has happened to 2 of my chars so far where a cow started attacking out of no where, which i think is quite funny anyhow and it has also happened to my wife on 1 of her chars on a different account, but oh well now i know y it is happening.
     
  8. Yen Sid

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    Thats cool lol. Wish it were me... :p
     
  9. RawHeadRex

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    evga rocks.

    mad cows ... :lol:
     
  10. Megilhir

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    Name: Sir Kill Alot
    Nemiss: Cows

    Once long ago a council of bovine elders did meet and uttered these fateful moos'...

    Fat and docile, big and dumb
    They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
    Cows aren't fun

    They eat to grow, grow to die
    Die to be et at the hamburger fry
    Cows well done

    Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
    No one imagined the great cow guru
    Cows are one

    He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
    He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
    Cow Tse Tongue

    He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
    He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
    Cow doldrums

    He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
    Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
    Bad cow pun

    But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
    Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
    Cows are bummed

    He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
    No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
    Cows with guns

    They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
    He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
    Cow well hung

    Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
    Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
    Run cows run!

    He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
    We are free roving bovines, we run free today

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
    Cows with guns

    They crashed the gate in a great stampede
    Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
    Cows have fun

    Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
    Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
    Much cow dung

    Black smoke rising, darkening the day
    Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
    Cows with guns

    The President said "enough is enough

    These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
    Cow dung flung

    The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
    Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
    Cows on buns

    The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
    They mooed their last moos,
    they chewed their last hay
    Cows out gunned

    The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
    Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
    But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

    Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
    Cows with guns

    (Song: Cows with Guns" by Dana Lyons - Yes it is a real song, google it.)
     
  11. CroakerTnT

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    Are you red?
     
  12. five oclock

    five oclock Guest

    are you playing a mage and running around as a bull? :D

    Are you in ish and are these cows paragons?
     
  13. Crysta

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    Are you wearing a shroud of corruption? Those things draw attacks on you from everything for a good distance around.
     
  14. Stupid Miner

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    If you get fireballed, means it's a mad cow. (and no, you cant tame them, and yes, that's lame :( )
     
  15. You aren't using a weapon with an area effect?
     
  16. Mairut

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    I was thinking of the exact song when I came to your post. I have it on my ipod; it's good for a laugh when I need it. :lol:
     
  17. GalenKnighthawke

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    From what I've been told, that can happen to you if you have ever worn a Cloak of Corruption for any significant length of time.

    Sometimes they attack you; sometimes they follow you.

    -Galen's player
     
  18. Petra Fyde

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  19. CroakerTnT

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    I believe you. I've just never seen it, or didn't care.
     
  20. Taylor

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    Yes, this still happens. I remember.
     
  21. Bobar

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    No, I remember posting about being attacked by a cow a long time ago, long before Cloaks of corruption were even in the game.

    The answer I got then was that it was an Easter Egg in the game and it was just a random thing.
     
  22. GalenKnighthawke

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    No, others clearly remember it too, and have also posted about it in this thread. You however were first.

    The fact that this has happened to the poster multiple times, however, appears to more or less cancel out its being a rare Easter Egg. I guess it's mathematically possible that a rare Easter Egg, which I for one have never actually seen a single time, has happened to him multiple times. However some of us are tossing other things out there just in case.

    -Galen's player
     
  23. Surgeries

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    I remember the Mad Cows...way fun.

    I ran into a pretty ticked off cow the other day. Not Mad...just really upset.

    We talked for a while. Not sure if it helped...but it's just a game!

    :grouphug:
     
  24. Liquid_Ape

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    Maybe they are Faction Cows and you are in an opposing Faction?

    ;)

    IRL I got chased by a cow once when I was on my motorcycle. Fun days.