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The Book of Zen, Episode Three: Council Chaos

Discussion in 'UO Europa' started by Zen(Europa), Jun 5, 2001.

  1. Zen(Europa)

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    <a target="_blank" href=http://boards.stratics.com/php-bin/uo/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=uoeuropa&Number=1807927&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=1&part=>Episode One: The Disappearance of Kofu... </a>

    <a target="_blank" href=http://boards.stratics.com/php-bin/uo/showflat.php?Cat=3&Board=uoeuropa&Number=1812306&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1>Episode Two: A Dark Plot Unveiled... </a>


    Episode Three: Council Chaos

    Impy grinned impishly at the shocked expressions on the council members faces, before quickly placing a bound scroll on the council table, and then disappearing back though the portal.

    Orangebeard unravelled the scroll and began to read the jaggedy writing out loud...


    Greetings, Babblers

    Your King has been kidnapped and presently languishes, at my pleasure, in the deepest, darkest dungeons of Imperia, where he currently provides entertainment for the many talents of Trixy the Warty.

    In exchange for Kofu's release I demand a ransom of 100,000,000gp.

    *At utterance of the amount, magical maniacal laughter is release which echoes around the Council Chamber*

    Furthermore, my Imp assassins will strike down in cold blood one of Kofu's vendors, with each passing day, until my ransom is met.

    Should no ransom be forthcoming before the last vendor dies, then let Kofu's very life be on your consciences.

    Muhaaahaaa....

    Yours gratefully
    The Rodded One

    P.S. I may be contacted at Imperia Labyrinths or at The Limp Imp Emporium, courtesy of Saggy the Imp.


    "Outrage!!!" protested Barian, visibly shaking and banging his tankard furiously on the council table.

    "I told you it was all down to tamers....... LOL........ you should all know by now that the only good tamer is dead one......!!!", exclaimed Suldrun triumphantly, dancing a gleeful I-told-you-so Rez-killing jig.

    At the sound of this news, Carina started to sob.

    Stunned by the sight of female unhappiness, Wikkr ruffled excitedly through his backpack for his emergency box of chocolates.

    "Arf!!! Vote the Honey-centred chocolate snaffling Kas & Wikkr party...", added Kas, usefully.

    "Fear not ladies", Brokenhelm boomed, rising from his chair, and adopting a heroic stance, "I swear upon my honour, that this injustice will not go unpunished."

    "A worthy cause my friend. Let not this day go unheeded, lest the true meaning of friendship be lost, because I believe that a friend made today, is one less enemy we all face tomorrow." praised Dain, shaking Brokenhelm's hand firmly.

    "I could make you all up some nice sandwiches for you noble quest *smiles*", offered Valfreyja.

    "I PK u all!", threatened Dazzle.

    Orangebeard interjected at this point, " I would suggest that the best course of action would be to discuss this sensibly and put together a well thought out strategy...."

    "Boococks to that matey, I'm with Suldun", interrupted Fenster, "Forget these other dumb bints, I say we all holster up our best magic justice givers of Imp vanquishing, and go on a gribble-fest of biblical proportions that'll put the fear of Fenster into em, and while the wussy-assed butt-munchers are running like screaming schoolgirls, we can slot em for complete and total carnage! We'll be awash with gibblets! It'll be glorious!"

    "Everything was fine before Trammel", grumbled Sburton.

    "Yer, Im with u Fenster, with my speed, even my 99.9 fencing will own virtually everybody on the shard! Muhaaahaaa", laughed Weasel, whose outburst seemed to cut off rather suddenly as he mysteriously disappeared from the room without trace.

    "u is all gay" supplied Wuffa.

    "Wuffa you naughty boy, behave or Ill give you a good spanking *spank* *spank*", threatened Lady Breigh.

    In the hope of soothing matters before they got too far out of hand, Kurt struck a up drinking ditty, which unfortunately led to Oona falling out of the air, and collapsing in a fit of giggles due to an excess dosage of Fairy Juice(tm).

    As the Fairy Juice(tm) started to flow, Orangebeard, with a sigh, got up and left the Green Gargoyle, locking the door behind him with his large silver padlock of anti-babblement.

    To be continued...


    [​IMG]<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Zen(Europa) on 06/05/01 05:00 PM.</FONT></P>
     
  2. Bootae

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    highest quality :

    more more more

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  3. Thymaval

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    ha not a recognised babbler then? right i'll bloody sort that out, watch this space, or any space you want to, as its a free country and my opinion accounts for a little bit, if not more

    anyways that was an amusing read, as bootae says, more more more

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  4. Elrik_Garin

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    *laughs* Again a nice one, Zen.

    But I fear it will last ages to get rid of Kofu if you just kill 1 of his vendors each days. Make it like "I will bomb 1 of his large tower shops each day" and we are sorted within "just" a month or two. *grins evilly*

    And I think 100.000.000 gp is way too low....Kofu could pay that just with the checks he holds on his person and doesn't even have to "scratch" his bankbox. *smirks*

    Anyway...don't let this be the end...let it be the start of a new era...muahahaha *cackles manically*

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  5. Once again Zen, you rock my world..

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  6. Zen(Europa)

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    My pleasure Nyn. *smiles*

    I should also say to the people Ive included in these stories, that you make this forum the place it is. Thank you.

    To those I havnt yet included, I guess Ill have to read more intently.

    Cheers
    Zen

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  7. Valfreyja

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  8. Kofu

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  9. Conner

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    PSSSST!!!!!!
    How much to be included in the story?
     
  10. Falish

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    *eager to see the new episode*

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  11. Zen(Europa)

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    *Under threat of banishment, goes off to work on Episode 4....*

    *edits Episode 3*

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  12. sburton84

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    Bah,
    That wouldnt have happened a year ago......
    Everything was fine before Trammel.....

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  13. Paxicon-EU

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    <blockquote><hr>


    That wouldnt have happened a year ago......
    Everything was fine before Trammel.....


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    Someone wants to be mentioned in part 4 i see /php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggrin.gif



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  14. sburton84

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    No, look, *Points*, I was already in episode 3, :)

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  15. Barian

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    No its obligatory......he has to say it at least once in every thread
    Its in his contract with Kofu............/php-bin/shared/images/icons/wink.gif


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  16. Gringoleader

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    If the server doesn't come up soon there'll probably be books of Zen and Fen and any other gringo that wants to write all over the place. I hate waiting for the timewarp...

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  17. Carina

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    [dramaqueen]*whimpers* I only had one line[/dramaqueen]

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  18. Carina

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    only j/k *hugs Zen* keep 'em coming!

    /php-bin/shared/images/icons/magic.gif I have a mage... Solina of 1 k
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    /php-bin/shared/images/icons/dunce.gif I have a stupid mule... Mailia
    /php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggringift.gif I have a generous alchy... Caialyn of 1 k
     
  19. Lady Breigh

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    I've always wanted to spank wuffa ...

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  20. McLeod

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    Good one Zen! Atleast you *could* enter a line from me too! /php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggrin.gif

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  21. Seems you have a talent for this my friend, I read this just before I go out for the evening and you have made me laugh until I have tears in my eyes.

    Well done.

    Regards.


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  22. Barian

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    Been in two episodes now............../php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggrin.gif


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  23. Barian

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    Or not........../php-bin/shared/images/icons/wink.gif


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  24. Anglachel

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    Oh my...you really saved my day again. Douglas Adams class writing!

    "Been there, done that...you want me to show the scars?"
     
  25. Bustywench

    Bustywench Guest

    Even better than the others Zen honey, Loved Wikkr and the choccies!

    Big squidgy hugs from the big breasted bint in the corner - keep me giggling with another installment soon!

    Hmmmm....Wikkr and chocolates....(leaves to enter private fantasy world)

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  26. Brokenhelm

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    LOL!!
    People are looking at me in a strange way for laughing in front the computer!/php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggrin.gif

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  27. John II SRC

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    Just thought to look up the oldest available thread and bump it up to the front again *g*

    *bump*

    Call me crazy .... *giggles slightly crazed*
     
  28. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    Just thought to look up the oldest available thread and bump it up to the front again *g*

    *bump*

    Call me crazy .... *giggles slightly crazed*

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    Heheh, for a second I thought Zen had returned to the fold!

    Pfft!! I miss Zen and the judges heh. Used to have a lot of fun with them visiting to tax Dreamstone. Still have one of the old books they handed out proclaiming their laws and taxes [​IMG]

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  29. Lady Arianne

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    RTLFC

    I hadnt seen this before.Truly awesome stuff.Thanks for the bump


    *edit*
    Darn,the other 2 links dont work anymore .

    Anyone got the stories and can post them ,please ?
     
  30. Guest

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    cripes theres some real old names in this one. brings back memories of the better times.
     
  31. <blockquote><hr>

    cripes theres some real old names in this one. brings back memories of the better times.

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