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EM Event The Day the Llama's Ruled 8-30-2014 @ 7 PM PST

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by WildStar, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. WildStar

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    The trudging pack llama's were really getting fed up with this nonsense. "Haul stuff here, no wait..haul it back there" Boards and ingots weighed a lot! These miserly humans didn't even appreciate it! Did they get a few extra apples or carrots after a heavy day of hauling stuff back and forth? Did anyone take a brush and give them a good rubdown? Why they even were hauling valuables for some! Gold and treasures up and down the roads! From one house to another!
    Not all humans were bad, some did make sure their packys had fresh water to drink and good grub after a long day of hauling, but these humans were not so kind.

    After a particularly hard day of hauling ingots, boards, logs and various other heavy loads, up and down, up and down, and then given no pat on the head of a good job done, nor any fresh hay to lay down and rest their weary Llama legs on, the Llama's decided enough was enough!

    They would destroy the houses of these humans..scatter their precious boards, ingots and treasures! Let the humans pick their own stuff up and put it back! "What if we're beat?" one asked. The reply was who ever tried would be spit on. Llama's love to spit you know, and llama spit is particularly nasty when one is riled! The Llama's would Rule! They had worked them selves up and decided No
    human house was safe, they would tear them down as they came to them. But first they would take care of these miserly masters homes!

    So plans were made and the llama's waited until the right time..and so it began...

    Event: The Day the Llama's Ruled

    Time: 7pm pst

    Date: 8/30/14

    Meet: West Brit Bank.
    **Safe Journeys!**
     
  2. WildStar

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    *wonders if there is something in the shard water supply*
     
  3. The Slug

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    *signs up to fight alongside llamas* Gooooo LLamas! *ptooey*
     
  4. War Wizard

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    Where is Dr. Strangelove when you need him. He would be a fantastic liaison between the llamas and the humanoid races.
     
  5. Xelious Norwood

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    I would like to thank everyone that came out for this event. This event was just an idea and Crysania made it happen. This event was the result of the celebrity auction we had and I know I had a blast last night and I hope everyone else did as well. A HUGE Thank you to Crysania! Job well done!
    And well if you didnt enjoy yourself.....................THEN..................I....................*SPIOT*.....................AT.......................YOU! :)
     
  6. Amber Witch

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    Dang! Sorry I missed it. I just got home late last night. As a certain Slug says... *ptooey*
     
  7. Molokha

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    I am speechless.