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(RP) the lindee and moloki variaty hour

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Alouenikah, Nov 22, 2014.

  1. Alouenikah

    Alouenikah Caretaker of Sudiva
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    hallo here is a thread just for linday and molakoo so they dont have to go around ruin everyone elses nice conversatiens

    of course other peple are welcom to post in here to. maybe they behave better if enough normel peple talk to them? i dont think so but is worth the try, no?

    :heart:

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    What? You've confined me to this thread? What witchcraft is this?!
     
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    Molokha, you are solely to blame for Umbra's bad reputation on the world stage. If you made the effort to act friendlier, more social, and less like a middle-aged virgin taxidermy enthusiast who probably keeps a collection of human hands under his bed and has a fetish for bleached deer bones, perhaps people would understand that we're human beings and perfectly nice and lovable just like everybody else.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Is that a threat, or a gift, or...?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    meees lubs it
     
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    Alouenikah, it was a funny joke at first, we all laughed, but please don't leave me here alone with Shafiri for another night. Please. I love you.
     
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    *breaks a glass underfoot while staring at Lindae intensely*
     
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    No! For the last time, you can't marry my daughter.
     
  15. Molokha

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    *does it again*

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    dems skeery *hides* ina ice creems cabes safe room
     
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    [​IMG]

    *nods politely*
     
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    Thankfully this thread will drop into inactivity for the next few weeks because someone downloaded a thousand videos of baby reptiles hatching and got our bandwidth capped, so none of us can upload or download pictures until the 5th of December.
     
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    Some sort of place is a great baby that fits in your wallet
     
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    *notices that his bandwidth has refreshed*

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    For my Class B Necromancy license thesis, I butchered a goat and re-crafted and reanimated it into three discrete beings: the skeleton, which had the power to ambulate but could do little else; a golem built from the muscle tissue and digestive system, which turned into an all-devouring abomination of mindless flesh that consumed several other, lesser students' projects; and finally the flayed hide, which I seeded with the musculature of a grass snake so that it dragged itself around on the floor by agonising inches until the gut golem devoured it.
     
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    Shafiri! What did you do to my third-favourite holiday?!
     
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    *stares*
     
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    how are you two go? are you learnt to act like normel peple yet?

    *reads thread*

    o
     
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    Normal?!?! This thread ?!?!?!
     
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    dis noes bees normal eben to goblins
     
  33. Lindae Lives

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    Molokha ran my country for a while. It was an interesting time.
     
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    meees bets
    himz should bees a gobnor
     
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    As I am apparently confined to this thread for the foreseeable future and Molokha is determined to be a freakish little man, I'd like to offer myself as the unofficial ambassador of Umbra. If there are any questions that you'd like to ask me about our unique history, culture or lifestyle, please feel free. I can't stand the thought of Molokha being the public face of our proud and ancient nation, because he is an actual lunatic and everything that he says and does should be dismissed.
     
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    LAUFS
    MOMO A BIT SILLY FER SURE
     
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    Happy Hanukkah.

    For the next eight days I will also be answering questions about Judaism. Please be aware that Molokha may try to answer them as well. Don't listen to anything that he says!
     
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    My household are taking bets on how many greasefires we'll endure this year. Alouenikah's playing it safe with "one", I'm betting on "three", and my daughter Ilana apparently has no faith in any of us because she's put her gelt on "nine."
     
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    wot bees Hanukkah.bees der a santi claws fer dis holiday?
     
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    Hanukkah is an eight-day celebration of the fried potato cake. We spread joy and festivity by spinning wooden tops, drinking olive oil and setting Alouenikah on fire. There isn't a Santa figure per se, but there's inevitably a senile older relative who gets culturally confused and shows up on the first night with a sackful of gifts and a bottle of brandy custard.
     
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    kins mees partake in dis? meees like poetao pancakes an brandy custard
    but goblins nos bees jewish and pressies
     
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    Of course. Everybody is welcome in my household. Just please don't urinate on the candles, it will be quite offensive to my family - we have a selection of immaculately presented potplants and original artworks for that purpose. *gives the goblin a chocolate coin*
     
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    yay beees right ober wif da mob
     
  46. Alouenikah

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    lindi why is my kitchen full of goblens

    o never mind is probebly just some jew thing :heart: welcome to our home all you litle goblens *doles out latkes*
     
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    DOS DANCE OB JOY
     
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    Hanukkah Update: The adults of the family committed culinary treason last night in the spirit of drunken adventure, seeking to answer the age-old question of "Do latkes and brandy custard go together?" To our great surprise, our conclusion was "Maybe."
     
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    Where did you find that lovely photo of EM Crysania?
     
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