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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 21st Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Nov 22, 2013.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer
    21st Issue
    November 22, 2013

    Contributors: AtlanticVlad, RueTor, Lupe, Fartbarf, Ariana RiverWind, Strawberry, York_Siege, Kattasrophe, Luca Melehan

    RECOMMENDS HAVING SIEGE PUT DOWN
    Claiming that it is the humane thing to do, and that the shard is “just going to suffer” if kept alive any longer, members of the Save Siege Committee recommended today that Siege be put down.
    “We realize this isn’t the easiest thing to hear, but we’ve run a number of tests and unfortunately there’s really nothing more we can do for Siege at this point,” the committee reported.
    "Siege is in a lot of pain, folks,” according to committee chairman AtlanticVlad. “Time to think about sending it off peacefully, for its own sake.”
    The committee also made several heartfelt assurances that the procedure would be quick and virtually painless.
    (w/apologies to theonion.com)

    WHY THAT NAME?
    - by RueTor
    Lupe: "Was my name in spanish class in middle school. It is a shortened version of Guadalupe, which translates roughly to Wolf-River, and the Lupe part is the wolf part, denoting her taming profession."
    Fartbarf: "I was driving through downtown LA about 10 years ago admiring the creative graffiti. As I was passing under some train tracks, I looked up and saw in big block letters "FARTBARF." It made me laugh then, and it makes me laugh now."
    Ariana RiverWind: My Father and Mother picked this name for me. You see Anna was my grandmothers name, they wanted to have me to be a namesake, However I wish I was more like Gran, she was the best baker of RiverWind. (I know a lot of people think that this character is named from a certain set of books, but honestly I just came up with it on a whim and said oooo I likes it.)

    EVENTS
    Chicken Fights: anyone interested should reply to Strawberry's post on the stratics forum, "Battle Chicken Fights."
    Siege Ambassador: encourage players on other shards to give Siege a try. For some ideas on how, see York_Siege's post on the stratics forum, "Honestly – Why is Siege Perilous the Best?"

    TRIVIA MONK
    To receive a prize, be one of the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
    "Where, in our lands, is Gwenno's Memorial?"

    KATT's THANKSGIVING
    UO Thanksgiving has arrived, will I be able to survive?
    A turkey in the oven, friends are stuffin'
    Their mouths with wonderful treats.
    There are knocking beats at the door; it is a red that wants fed
    Should I run or should I stay?
    I say "one moment," and throw a pie at him,
    And then I hide!

    LUCA LIQUORS
    Say "booze" to our Booze Steward & give thanks Luca Melehan for contributing to our Fall assortment of named liquors.

    The Perilous Inquirer V1,21
    Vol. 1, Twentieth Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Booze Steward stocked this week by Luca Melehan.
    Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward.
    Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
    Published by the ROFLTimes.com

    ~sine die~
     
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  2. Kattasrophe

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    No way! If i have to go drag people from Trammy lands I will! I aint leavin Siege! *ties herself to the most heaviest thing there is on Siege*
     
  3. Hattori Hanzo

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    Can they give us a few private moments to say goodbye before finally putting SP out of its misery?
    (w/apologies to theonion.com)
     
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  4. startle

    startle Siege... Where the fun begins.
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    *Wonders what that most heaviest thing is* ;)
     
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  5. kelmo

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    Garfield?
     
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  6. Kattasrophe

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    Id say my house.... Its almost full storage.. *ties herself to her house* EVERYONE COME IN SO THEY CANT DELETE US!!! *opens the door then ties herself to a chair made of 10000 pounds of iron*
     
  7. Kattasrophe

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    I'm not crazy It's the people who want Siege to die! *eye twitches and changes colors*
     
  8. startle

    startle Siege... Where the fun begins.
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    I'm going for more rope...
     
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  9. Kattasrophe

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    *Grabs her pity stick ready to beat anyone who tries to delete anyone*
     
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  10. Wulf2k

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    If I had a nickel for every time I came into a Siege thread and read that...