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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 30th Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Jan 24, 2014.

  1. DeadBob

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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol 1, 30th Issue
    January 24, 2014

    TROUBLE STRIKES AGAIN
    - by Kattasrophe, age 12
    Old PKers and new ones have arrived! Some are out for blood and some are here to protect blues. Lilith*, Ghost, Satan* and God are back! Already they have made many kills, and probably a few attempted but failed ones. Tom Gaits and Waits are a new team of Pkers. So are Hey Arnold, Crunch, Tvoir and Sugar Smacks.
    As for the ones who have stayed, Ru, Flair, Tru, Harold, Bo, Sal Manila, Grace, Captain Sureno, Parium The Black, Singularity, Dionysis & Grimlex.
    Have you been bored for awhile? Not for long.... Watch out Family of Siege Perilous, the PKers are out!
    [** "They killed me too," said DeadBob. "But that was kinda like beating a dead horse, if y'know what I mean."]

    WHO'S WHO IN PK?
    Anyone interested in contributing to a "Who's Who" of Siege PKers? The Perilous Inquirer is looking for knowledgeable vets to help compile a comprehensive listing of the better known PK characters who have spiced up life on Siege.
    You can submit entries one by one for weekly publication in the newspaper. We'd like the name, and something about their exploits, for each entry.
    The entries will later be collected into one volume.
    Just drop your Who's Who name into our mailbox or PM DeadBob on tratics.Thanks!

    OVERHEARD IN CHAT
    "One advantage of this frigid cold is that I don't have to put away leftovers when my kitchen is as cold as my ice box."
    - Talia

    GOOGLE RECALLS TREKKER
    Google's Street View Car, Trekker, has been officially recalled from Siege Perilous.
    "Soon as we find what they did with it, we're pulling it out," said a spokesperson wearing really strange glasses. "The last image we received showed it being chased by what we think are rogue elements from a renaissance faire. What kind of place is Siege Perilous, anyway?"

    DEAL OR NO DEAL
    - by Kattasrophe & Grimlex
    Hello again, I am your Host for Deal or No Deal! To play the game it costs 200k. To watch the game is free. Booze will be provided along with having a fun time!
    The rules are simple. You are not allowed to attack someone inside the house. No fighting. And the last important rule is, "Have fun!"

    TRIVIA MONK
    To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
    "What Siege character's name is a short version of Peter Villinski?"

    HALL OF PLAYERS
    Thanks for donating your named statues, Ilexia :)
    The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character's name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit. The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 30th Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

    ~sine die~
     
  2. Spiffykeen

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    I was serious about that, I've just been throwin a lid on it and leavin it on the stove!
     
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  3. Kattasrophe

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    Can you say Freeeeeeeeezing?
     
  4. Tjalle

    Tjalle Grand Inquisitor
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    I´ll give a hint on the Trivia.
    It´s a self-admitted scripter... ;)
     
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  5. GarthGrey

    GarthGrey Crazed Zealot
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    When did Parium and Dion become PKs ? I need to log in more...
     
  6. Rizarium

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    Think he meant PvPer's some folks think they are the same.

    *Tips Hat*