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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 33rd Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol 1, 33rd Issue
    February 14, 2014

    Shadowy figures prowl Siege Perilous, characters holding a strange allegiance to something called "real life," sometimes abbreviated to "rl." Beguiling but harmful, rl can entrap a UO character even in their sleep. "I usually wake up here," Hattori Hanzo stated, "But the other day, I woke up in a real nightmare. People were yelling at me and I wasn't allowed to kill them." Adding with a shudder, "I think it was real life."

    - by Kattasrophe (age 12)
    Hello, friends & family of Siege Perilous. Elections for the governors of the cities will begin February 23rd. Have you wondered who the candidates of all the cities are? Well, if I can get ahold of them, I will have two interviews per newspaper. You can see the full stories on Stratics. Wanna know what they will do for the city they have chosen, or a little bit about their background as to why they chose the city they did? You will find it here and on Stratics!
    Disclosure: I am a candidate of Moonglow.]

    Ilexia, owner of the Waterfall Bridge vendor shop, has announced the grand opening of a new pet wash. Walk your mount under the water falls or, for a deeper cleaning, Ilexia will ride your pet to the top & push it over.

    To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
    "Who was the UO Team Leader, before Mesanna?"

    "I have been saving for a castle or Keep! Send me a message on Stratics if you have one in a decent spot!
    Thanks, Idico"

    The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits.
    Give an item or a book or a statue with your character's name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
    The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 33rd Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

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    ~sine die~
    #1 DeadBob, Feb 14, 2014
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  2. startle

    startle Siege... Where the fun begins.
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    Ok, fine... Now, what's in em'?
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  3. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    Don't rightly know. But they're good. I order 'em from the Rocky Mountain High Bakery in Denver.
    #3 DeadBob, Feb 15, 2014
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2014
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