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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 35th Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Feb 28, 2014.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol 1, 35th issue
    February 28, 2014

    MEET THE CANDIDATE
    The Gooch. "I guess Minoc chose me. Minoc is the home of Barter Town, which is my home. On Siege, I want to do whatever I can to make Barter Town a better and more fun place. I think it could be a fun place to host events to a little used city. It's a great area out here and it would be nice to see the city used more.
    It would be a great experience to me as a returning player. It is something new that I have never done and it interests me. I would like to host a couple of events. I have a few ideas that I think the community would get a kick out of. Maybe make Minoc a more usable place to have fun.
    ^_^

    KATT FOR MOONGLOW
    "Kattasrophe is NICE! Vote for her TWICE!!"
    "I just thot that up," said Norman Bates, Publicist. "I should help Katt more. Maybe, a rally to gather votes. Or a 'campaign shower.' I know for a fact that a shower is good for things besides babies. Yess, a shower for Katt! I'm gonna ask M-M-M-mother about that."

    HOROSCOPE
    Pisces Feb 28 - Mar 7
    Your impending death will be a complete surprise to everyone on the bus you are driving at that moment.

    POETS CORNER
    She being Brand-new; and you know consequently a little stiff i was careful of her and (having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O.K.) i went to it flooded the carburetor cranked her up, slipped the clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell) next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly; bare,ly nudg. ing (my lev-er Right-oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice
    - e e Cummings

    TRIVIA MONK
    To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
    "What animal used to spawn furs?"

    HALL OF PLAYERS
    The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character's name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
    The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 35th Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

    Next week, Guardian~KX Reports: "Damned watched pot Does boil!"

    ~sine die~
     
  2. Kattasrophe

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  3. the_gooch

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    Gooch for Minoc Governor 2014!
     
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  4. Angyl of Ohr

    Angyl of Ohr Adventurer

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    Where is the Hall of Players exhibit located?
     
  5. DeadBob

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    Hi Angyl,
    On Siege, The Hall of Players is located out the Luna South gate, past the bridge down aways on your left.
    Ask on chat -Kattasrophe & her gang know where it is.
    I'll put the coordinates in the next Perilous Inquirer, coming out today.