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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 37th Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol 1, 37th Issue
    March 14, 2014

    KING ABDUCTED
    From Moonglow Mardi Gras Party on Fat Tuesday.
    "Still & all, It was nice to see the King show up and give support to the event," York_Siege posted on Stratics. The King, who was drunker than a Grimlex, was last seen dunking for french fries. Kattasrophe keenly noted a suspect, pointing out, "The Mardi Gras Thief left the party around the time his nibs went missing." The only clue is some graffiti scrawled behind the bank by Spiffykeen which (it's hard to make out) seems to say, "Will trade French Zombie for Cajun Hoodie."
    (Error-free reporting by, Napa Valley)

    EXCLUSIVE*
    Royal Fishing Contest.
    King Blackthorn has issued a challenge to all Fishermen (and women, etc) in the Kingdom. All Fish caught on or between March 10th and March 30th are to be weighed with an honor going to the largest "Legendary" or "Trophy" fish - which will be mounted and hung on the wall of Castle Blackthorn for all to see. The Smallest Weight fish will be given to the Cooks of the Castle for display on the Kitchen Tables and the Largest Weight. In addition, the Largest Rare or Legendary Crab/Lobster will be cooked for the King's
    Table (displayed on his plate). These items shall remain until another such contest replaces them.
    Fish dated prior to March 10th, or after March 30th will not be eligible. Please drop off your best catch in the chests by the King's Throne in the Council Chambers on Serpent's Hold before Midnight on March 30th.?
    *Remember, you read it here first!

    HOROSCOPE
    Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
    You will stumble down a hole in the ground outside the Bucks Den Bath House, exactly two steps west of 38,40 South x 95,58 East and discover Richard Garriott's long lost Batmobile. Unless somebody else already got it.

    TRIVIA MONK
    To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
    "What rideable UO animal of yore no longer spawns?"

    MUSEUM OF PLAYERS
    The Siege Perilous Museum Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character's name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
    The Museum Of Players is open to all Siege players. Visit it today: Out the Luna South gate, past the bridge, on the left across from the Brigand camp.

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 37th Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are
    free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings." Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

    ~sine die~
    :yell:
     
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  2. Kattasrophe

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    Yeah ''Error Free'' what the heck does Nib mean anyhow?!
     
  3. Kattasrophe

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    Woah... I got the Trivia question right! *happy dance*
     
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  4. kelmo

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    When will this edition be ready for distribution? I got issue 36 again today.
     
  5. Victim of Siege

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    that's the senior special isn't it? *pokes Kelmo*
     
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  6. DeadBob

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    Katt:
    nibs (nibz) n. informal A person in authority, especially one who is self-important.

    Kelmo:
    Sorry, the hardcopies are now on the NEWS Steward.

    They didn't get distributed until Saturday evening because I was afflicted by an attack of rl, but I'm OK now, thanks to some new meds.
     
    #6 DeadBob, Mar 18, 2014
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  7. Flair

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    It has to have pictures for Kelmo.... :p