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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 42nd Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. DeadBob

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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol 1, 42nd Issue
    April 18, 2014

    SIEGE vs PRODUCTION SHARDS
    The Arguments for Both Sides:
    KEEP SIEGE:
    > A lot of players prefer non-consensual PvP.
    > Non-consensual PvP attracts hard core gamers, which are the backbone of any successful game.
    DUPLICATE RULE-SET SHARDS:
    > The vast majority of UO players voted against non-consensual PvP, with their feet, a long time ago.
    > The Siege Perilous shard is not worth the extra work & expense. Broadsword could cut costs by making only one publish whenever the game needs fixing or updating.
    (Make Broadsword aware of *Your* view: email [email protected].)

    GMO ON UO!
    Genetically modified food - defined by the World Health Organization as food that is produced by “organisms in which the genetic material has been altered in a way that does not occur naturally” has reached Siege shores. Sources divulge that candies given out last Halloween "ain't natural" and cause character degeneration leading to listlessness, failure to log on (or out) and house sitting while hidden.

    MOVIE REVIEW
    "Inside Job" stars the aging crew of "Fantastic Voyage." In this sequel, a miniaturized medical staff performs a colonoscopy. Filmed in 3D Smell-O-Rama, the movie overpowers viewers. Recommended for our scatological and chocophiliac readers, 3 Stars.

    HOROSCOPE
    Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
    You will win the WATERFALL BRIDGE SHOP TREASURE HUNT at 3 PM EST this SATURDAY, APRIL19th! ILEXIA will award you
    a Bronzed Armor or a Driftwood Bow.
    But hurry! The 19th is the last day for you to win. Anything. Ever.

    TRIVIA MONK
    To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
    "What Siege player is our foremost seller of Orc Ship Deeds?"

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 42nd Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are
    free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings." Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

    ~sine die~
    :shots:
     
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  2. Kat

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  3. Kat

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    Pardon the additional post, but I keep getting some sort of error on the above post and cannot edit.


    Where is the quoted text being discussed??
     
  4. Wulf2k

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    Sounds like tabloid clickbate, probably not actually discussed anywhere.

    I only read the Inquirer for the Page 3 girls, you shouldn't put much stock in the articles.
     
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  5. DeadBob

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    Wulf2k wrote: "...you shouldn't put much stock in the articles."

    Wot!?
     
  6. Kat

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    Alright, Bob, you don't wanna get the Kitty-Kat's dander up! Ain't nobody got time for that. :bs:
     
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    How did the treasure hunt go?
    Or did I read that article wrong and everyone "won" and could claim a prize?
     
  8. QueenZen

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    :) DO NOT ANGER THE KIT KAT...lol
     
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