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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Eleventh Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Sep 13, 2013.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer V1,11
    Vol. 1, Eleventh Issue
    September 13, 2013

    UPCOMING EVENTS
    The Pirates Guild, Arrr, is hinting of a celebration to coincide with the grand opening of their new "Pirates Cove."
    Our cub scouts have reported recent shipments of gigantic hogsheads of rum, gigantic headless hogs, tons of turnip greens and huge bales of freshly harvested aloe vera leaf, a remarkably powerful laxative, all being carted into the new settlement.
    More about this event to come as our intrepid reporter, Kattasrophe, seeks answers.

    At Last Weeks Events:
    Zaine won NBT's Scavenger Hunt despite every single word on the list being a word-jumble :)
    Igg a pie of TGIF guild found the Arcane Crown at the Papua Tinkers' Shop to win Ilexia's Treasure Hunt.

    THE PIRATE SONG
    Against convention we rebel to sail the sea of briny foam,
    We drink with daemons straight from hell and chase their asses home.

    The waves be drunk and so are we, the moon be high and so are we,
    We're sinful dirty pirates and we're sailing to be free.

    We'll blow y're ship to smithereens, board y're women and belay y're men,
    We'll sink y're bloody brigantines and haul y're treasure to our den.

    So flee the hull that flies the skull or Davy Jones will pick y're bones.
    Cannon balls and boarding brawls are winsome cheers to buccaneers.
    - © 2010 by GD Deckard (DeadBob)

    ONCE UPON A TIME IN UO
    When moongates were unstable, a moongate could fail and you would find yourself standing on a platform in the ocean.
    To escape, you had to slip by a revolving iron grate and enter a white moongate.
    Today, that platform is still there, though it is now used only by savvy seafarers who can sail to where the 4 corners of the map touch. There, if you can figure out how to get onto the platform, you can still enter that white moongate and discover a journey of old.
    - Thanks to Camaenion for this bit of history

    ASK SEVERN
    Ten Toes asks:
    Everyone seems so angry all of a sudden! Have I gone crazy or are they really mad?
    Dear Ten Toes:
    Good news! You're not crazy! I suggest all towns invest in Prozac salt licks to help solve peoples anger issues. Bad news, you only have nine toes....

    CLASSIFIEDS
    Siege Estates
    Its a even hotter day than the other days boiling yet Siege Estates sends you a cool breeze now on sale at vendors near you Siege Estates Vendor Edition 2.0. Don't be left dry an thirsty when you can have a nice cold bottle of booze. Drink Responsibly, Cheers!
    - Grimlex

    Waterfall Bridge Shop
    Located within the guard zone at the waterfall across the bridge from Justice shrine Northwest of Yew at coordinates 95"49' N x
    0"54'E
    ♥Love All, serve All♥
    - Your Pixel Crush

    The Perilous Inquirer
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Contributor: Severn

    ~sine die~
     
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  2. Norman Bates

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    Hello! Really enjoy getting my copy of the paper in my mailbox every week...the accompanying bottle of booze makes it even more fun to read... We don't get much mail out here at the Bates Motel, and I appreciate it SO much that I've thus far managed to keep my M-M-Mother away from her window when you deliver it:]
     
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