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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Ninth Issue

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  1. DeadBob

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    The Perilous Inquirer V1,9
    Vol. 1, Ninth Issue
    August 30, 2013

    BLACKTHORN SPIES ON CITIZENS
    According to documents leaked by Ysebella Damours and published by a French newspaper, King Blackthorn has been eavesdropping on the general chat channel.
    Confronted with this evidence, the King stuck to his talking points. "I'm not French! I hate factions! And, yes, that's my grave at my Castle but I'm NOT a zombie!"

    BOOMERS BALL
    A bang up time was had by all
    At the Boomer's Ball in Ladra's Hall.
    The best laid traps for women & men,
    Concealed the prizes & danger within
    Exploding crates in Ladra's Hall.

    Along came Blade Runner, Parker Swiftness & Tick,
    Looking for crates with a candlestick,
    While Kelmo, Liandra, Hoffs and Dark Star
    Counted the booms from the upstairs bar.

    The guests agreed this was indeed the best Siege fest
    In many a year. Though some did fear the reds' unrest,
    Death was but a death robe quest.
    Katt won that.

    YOUR PIXEL CRUSH
    - Interviewed by Katt (12 yrs old)
    Your Pixel Crush, 32, began playing UO 8 years ago. It took her husband 7 years to get her to play. She finally decided to play the game so she could play with her husband. She says I'll try anything once, but if I like it alot I'll try it again.
    But what I really like is crafting, dungeon crawling and tmap hunting with a side of roleplay.
    "I have been a gamer girl always even in high school," says Pixel Crush.
    "P.S. Aside from PKrs killing people, they are kind of nice," says Pixel Crush.

    STUDY: 95% OF PKs DON'T CLEAN THEIR WEAPONS
    This reporter, while observing PKs immediately after a kill, found 95 percent not using a cleanser, not scrubbing for the recommended 20 seconds, or not washing at all.
    "<expletive deleted> off," said BlOoDlUsT. "I usually wash my blade unless someone's still trying to kill me."

    UPCOMING EVENTS
    NBT is working on a Scavenger Hunt.
    Ilexia may be planning a Treasure Hunt.
    PLANNING AN EVENT?
    Others might like to assist you. Tell us & we'll help spread the word.

    VENDOR PLAZA (Adv)
    New vendor house out the Luna south gate; at the 3rd house on your left, turn left to the 2nd house behind the Inquirer, at 82N,20W.
    Fresh Stock *Imbued Gear * Filled Spell Books * Pots * LRC Suits * Gate Scrolls * Arties * Furnishings * Plants & Seeds & More!

    The Perilous Inquirer
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Writers wanted! Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.

    ~sine die~
     
    #1 DeadBob, Aug 29, 2013
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2013
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