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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Second Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. DeadBob

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    The Perilous Inquirer V1,2
    Vol. 1, Second Issue
    July 12, 2013

    THIEVES AUCTION
    "On Your Side" and his girl friend "Up Yours" held a Purloined Auction yesterday in the Luna bank. At auction were pairs of scissors, bits of food and a pile of loomable (they swore) navel lint. "It took us weeks to steal all this," said On Your Side.
    Proceeds go to (they swear) to their fund for the widows & orphans of alien abductees.

    OVERHEARD in the Luna Lounge
    Dionysis: "Hey! I gotta leak in my new cup!
    Camriel: "Go ahead, it's your cup."

    INTERVIEW Jack Straw
    by Kattasrophe (age 12)
    Jack Straw, 39, is a pirate and guild member of arrr who likes to PvP and role play. Jack said that the leader of his guild, Parium, is very good. He also said Captain Sureno was a leader, and a very good one too.
    Jack said his father was a bushido warrior, so he decided to become a swash buckler.
    Jack spends most of his time drinking rum and thinking of past things he has done. As for things he likes to do it would be pvping, roleplay, t-maps and sailing the land.
    Until my next interview with someone, thank you for reading about Jack Straw!
    [Editor's note: Hope you enjoyed this interview :) Katt died twice getting it.]

    POET'S CORNER
    The Moose Song
    Oh, gorillas are fun on a Saturday night,
    And lions and tigers can put up a fight,
    But it's not quite the same when I ram their caboose,
    As the feeling I get when I hump on a moose.
    - Robbed Roy

    The CyBERNAUTS GUIDE has This to say about Rules
    There is only one rule: Anyone who tells you of a rule wants something from you.

    HEALTH WARNING
    The Ter Mur Surgeon General has determined that the current craze of breast feeding pigeons in the Queen's Park is hazardous to your health.

    FEATURED MALL
    I4NI Vendors 53S,164E New Magincia
    "Remember folks, at I4NI we cheat the Other guy & pass the savings on to You!"
    - Baby Doll

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Reporting on Siege Life
    Address: 3rd house on left out the Luna south gate
    Publisher: The ROFLtimes
    Editor: DeadBob
    Reporters: Kattasrophe, Otero, SubZero
    Reporters Wanted! Submit stories to [email protected]
    Lawsuits: Dewey Cheatum & Howe

    Many thanks to the supporters of The Perilous Inquirer for their gifts, their time and their encouragement:
    Dionysis
    Camriel
    Nurse Miss Maude
    Lord Waynbo
    Kage Venator
    & the Denizens of Siege Perilous

    ~sine die~
     
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    Role playing now is saying "HIC" and "checks line in water" in general chat? Sounds pretty lame to me, real good effort though *laughs* ARRRR!
     
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    12 years old huh...now it makes sense :)
     
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    I love this. If you want to be able to lock down an ingame book at at the Young Travelers Inn, New Mag, just ask and I will friend you there.
     
  5. DeadBob

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    Thanks Freja -Hail me on chat? I'm on & Off most days. I'll put you on my delivery route : )
     
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    Thank you for my delivery of the current issue to Siege Sanitarium.
     
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    Hello,

    I would like to place a classifieds add : Chumlee is looking for shoes! Any kind will work (must be unblessed) and he prefers to take them off of your dead body, got shoes? Then your gear is safe!

    Thanks
     
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    Ads what a wonderful idea!! Vendor houses could pay to advertise. That would certainly help the shoppers of Siege. And classifieds looking for certain things......again wonderful idea!!
     
  9. DeadBob

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    Great insight, Nurse Miss Maude! Although in a world flooded with paid ads, I'll happily run an ad at no charge.
    Any mall owner takers out there? Drop your ad in our mailbox (3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.) 'Course, I may tweak your ad for the fun of it.
     
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    Now that is how every good tabloid should end!
     
  11. Skunk

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    Another great issue, keep them coming.

    Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
     
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