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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Seventeenth Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, Seventeenth Issue
    October 25, 2013

    LIMERICK CONTEST WINNERS
    have been chosen and will be announced
    This Saturday evening, October 26th!

    WHY THAT NAME?
    - by RueTor
    Ladra: "Ladra is an Italian word literally meaning "female thief." And I thought it sounded like a good name. Short enough? ^^"
    Captain Sureno: "Ahoy!! Well i was to be a pirate, and of course i wasnt just going to be Sureno. So it became Captain Sureno. And the history behind the name Sureno is Spanish for Southerner. No other meaning then im from the southwest where Sureno is common."
    Kelmo: "Kelmo came to be my nick name at work almost 2 decades ago. It was during the Tickle Me Elmo craze. A "friendly" waitress at the restaurant I worked at discovered I was very ticklish. My name is Kelly, so Kelly + Elmo became Kelmo. It has stuck with since the mid 90's."
    Grimlex: "I don't remember. When I first started, I fought a lot of battles without a helmet."

    WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
    - Kattasrophe, age 12
    Attacks on the cities! What's next?
    Many have been out this week fighting off the horrible monsters and their captains. Many have died, causing an increased population of skeletons in the graveyards. Now, along with the battles in the cities, the undead has come out more than ever.
    What must happen in order to slay all these monsters? The answer is we need more groups out fighting! And as for the problem with the undead, Less Dying!
    Many have fought bravely and died. We thank all who made the ultimate sacrifice. Let's hope when the next paper comes out, we won't have these reports.

    OVERHEARD IN CHAT
    "ha ha my cat just fell off the window into my bowl of cereal."
    - Czarina

    NEW LIBRARY
    Books Wanted for the players' library Dann the Leper is building in Bartertown. It's a small tower, open to the public, just north of Minoc & just east of Ladra's cabin. Please drop donated books into the drop box.

    DON'T WORRY
    - Kattasrophe
    Don't worry your pretty little mind,
    Think about happiness and sunshine.
    Never give up, you just gotta try again.
    Think about your favorite time.
    I know the stakes can be high, but it will never be the end.

    SIEGE ESTATES
    NEW TAILOR SHOPS
    Runebooks for shopping. Full runebooks of Tailor shops, player vendors and other resourceful locations. See our vendor at the Perilous Inquirer.

    The Perilous Inquirer
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze!
    Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward.
    Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Contributor: RueTor
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
    Published by the ROFLTimes.com

    ~sine die~
     
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  2. Norman Bates

    Norman Bates Journeyman
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    I was named after my M-M-Mother...NORMA...Norma Bates:]
     
  3. startle

    startle Siege... Where the fun begins.
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    Your name alone is sufficiently chilling.... How is your mother btw? :cool: