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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Sixth Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer V1,6
    Vol. 1, Sixth Issue
    August 9, 2013

    ** WIN 100k **
    HOW MANY CASTLES
    Are on Siege?
    77. Doubt that number? See for yourself!
    You can now visit every castle on Siege using DeadBob's Compendium of Siege Castles, a set of 6 runebooks on the front steps of the Perilous Inquirer.
    But is it complete? Yes! And, we're so sure it is that we'll pay 100,000 gp to the first player dropping a rune in our mailbox to a castle that is not included in the Compendium.

    NO HELL EITHER FOR HEAVENLESS
    Heavenless [FSP!] [SL] has received notification from Hell that he's not welcome there, either.
    "Maybe Limbo will take me," the scarred fighter told this reporter. "You don't think I'll havta learn that stupid dance, do you?"

    Dj DEF INTERVIEW
    by Kattasrophe
    Dj Def, 57, is a disc jockey for UOradio.com. I asked him what inspired him to become a dj. He answered, "My inspiration comes from the 60s & 70s, listening to the popular music of that generation." He plays on Siege, Sonoma and Catts.
    He likes listening to oldies, classic and rock. He has two sons and one wife who play too.
    He said his favorite thing about being a dj is interacting with the audience and sharing the songs from the lost generation and also bringing them their requests. He says this is the key in ensuring that they have the background music to enhance their playing.
    Side notes: He isn't on parole! And, I had to pay 5,000 gp to get the interview book back from Ladra who stole it from me.
    [Editor's note: Katt was reimbursed her 5k out of pocket expense. We also verified that Dj Def is not on parole & has only one wife.]

    THE PERILOUS INQUIRER SALUTES
    Our Friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad On A Job Well Done
    Mahmoud, who plays the character Abdul Husinsane on Siege, attributed his ability to simultaneously handle his former job as Iranian President while being a successful Shadowlord member here to the fact that, "I can't really tell the difference."

    MALE ENHANCEMENT
    Clinic Addition
    Nurse Miss Maude's new machine can work wonders. "It looks like a torture wrack," she confided, "But I've modified it."

    RIDDLE
    What did Bill Gate's new bride say to him on their wedding night?
    (Answer on last page)

    The Perilous Inquirer
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    Sealed copies of the current issue are on the steward.
    Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Editor: DeadBob
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Articles Wanted! Submit to [email protected] or PM DeadBob on stratics.
    Lawsuits: Dewey Cheatum & Howe

    Riddle Answer: "Oh! So, that's why you named it, Microsoft."

    ~sine die~
     
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    Thanks for the delivery of the latest issue....and the booze with it!!
     
  3. Angyl of Ohr

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    *wonders if Miss Maude allows spectators* :eyes:
     
  4. Ariana RiverWind

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    *smiles* Wonderful issue! Keep up the good work!
     
  5. Hoffs

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    There are 81 castles on Siege at the moment.
     
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    Hoffs Gilfane Keeper of the Hall
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    Any new shard mages looking to earn a little gold, look for Becca and Reuggan (North Gilfane), Carbon Copy (clearing NE of Vesper), and Severus (Snake Pass, north of Eastern Britain).
     
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    "Maybe Limbo will take me," the scarred fighter told this reporter. "You don't think I'll havta learn that stupid dance, do you?"

    ROFLMAO!!! You are the best!
     
  8. DeadBob

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    Impressive, Hoffs. You have to have your own list to compare to my runes to know that. Tang's take on you & me is, "You're both weird."

    CORRECTION:
    There are 81 (not 77) castles on Siege.
    Thanks to Hoffs for pointing this out.
    ConGrats to Zoloms who won the 100kgp for the first rune to a missing castle.
    The Compendium of Siege Castles on the steps of the Perilous Inquirer is now complete.
     
    #8 DeadBob, Aug 8, 2013
    Last edited: Aug 8, 2013
  9. dupapa

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    Hoffs your attention to detail on sp is amazing ;) good work!!

    Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk 2
     
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