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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Tenth Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. DeadBob

    DeadBob Ancient Alien
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    The Perilous Inquirer V1,10
    Vol. 1, Tenth Issue
    September 6, 2013

    Ilexia's Treasure Hunt: 3 PM EST Sat, 7 Sep
    Location will be announced over General Chat

    NBT Scavenger Hunt: 8 PM EST Sat, 7 Sep
    At the Perilous Inquirer, 3rd house on the left out the Luna south gate.

    Planning an Event?
    Tell us & we'll help spread the word!

    "More guys would join if factions had camp followers."

    by Kattasrophe
    DeadBob 70, is the guild leader of NEWS. He said, "There are a zillion ways to play UO. Reporting news is one of them."
    "I have another character on Siege and I love it here. It's a frontier town."
    I asked him, "What do you like most about the people here?" He says, "People here control themselves based on their needs. There is no law. And I like independent people. Like you and Tang, they take responsibility for their actions."
    I asked him one last question, "What is your favorite thing to do here?"
    He says, "The Perilous Inquirer, of course!"
    [Editor's Note: This was supposed to be Ladra's interview, but she declined.]

    aka Blade Runner and Parker Swiftness, the formerly freelance graverobbers continue to kill & rob people who can't fight.
    Their careers as night diggers ended when they made the mistake of looting Lord Blackthorn's tomb in Felucca, taking his gold teeth and triggering a hidden Sacrifice spell. The ex-Frenchman resurrected on the spot.
    Now, under Blackthorn's sway, Wingus & Dingus are forced to steal from the dead in order to pay for the King's leprosy medications.
    "You kill carebears & crafters and won't fight PvPrs. Soooo lame," Xaphan accused them. "You won't fight people who can fight back."
    Blade Runner's response was too long to fit in this forum, but made no sense anyway.

    Benjamin Gold asks: "I'm a pirate, and I can't seem to keep my boots dry! Any suggestions?
    Dear Pirate Ben,
    Yes! Stop wearing boots! Instead wear little sponges on your feet so they soak up all the water for you.
    - Severn

    President, Viscount Of Yew, and his Rune Beetle, Lucy Borgia, accosted DJ Def of uoRadio.com, demanding an evening of Metallica.
    "That's why you ******* suck at PvP," he explained to noone in particular on Chat. "You said Metallica sucks."

    The Perilous Inquirer
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Contributor: Severn

    ~sine die~
    #1 DeadBob, Sep 5, 2013
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2013
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  2. FrejaSP

    FrejaSP Queen of The Outlaws
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    Apr 12, 2001
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    Keep up the good work, I really loves this news papers :thumbsup:
  3. dupapa

    dupapa Journeyman
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    Nov 19, 2007
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    Agreed love the news, thanks for the continued effort that you put into it.

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  4. mikni

    mikni Seasoned Veteran
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    Apr 14, 2007
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    Declined is such a harsh word. I just want to talk about it first.
    Anyway, keep up the good work.