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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - Twelfth Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Sep 20, 2013.

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    The Perilous Inquirer V1,12
    Vol. 1, Twelfth Issue
    September 20, 2013

    PIRATE COVE
    - by Kattasrophe (age 12)
    Is it just a rumor?
    Some have wondered that very question. But there is a quite simple answer! Yes, Pirate Cove is real!
    The reason for it not being on the map is it has yet to be approved.
    Grace says, "Dac is working on it."
    Captain Sureno says, "Pirate Cove is our pirate player town. We have many houses in the safe spot. We are trying to get approval by the town maker and will be adding houses very soon."

    WHY YOU ARE ON SIEGE
    Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
    You wanna be where you can see our troubles are all the same.
    You wanna go where people know people are all the same.
    You wanna go where everybody knows your name.
    - Cheers Theme Song

    IT'S NOT FAIR
    Says Grimlex, "Ninety percent of reds give the rest a bad name."

    ONCE UPON A TIME IN UO
    A house deed for a blue or green tent could be purchased from an NPC Architect. It featured a 7x7 footprint and one container, a chest which came with a key to lock it, in the middle of the tent. The chest could be lockpicked by any player with sufficient skill and the tent had no front door. Players & their possessions were never safe in a tent, and it was discontinued in 1998.
    - Thanks to Camaenion for the history tip

    ASK SEVERN
    T'yari the fisher asks: "I keep hearing about this rock that belongs to someone? And that peoples lives have been threatened over a rock?! Should I be worried?"
    Dear T'yari: Have no fear, it's not anyone's rock, if anyone had the right to claim it would be Buc's Den. As for any threats, the only real threat is if someone stubs their toe... on the rock of course....
    - [email protected]

    NEW STUDY
    53.4 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    UPCOMING EVENTS
    * The Pirates guild, Arrr, is finalizing a Limerick Contest. Prizes to include an ethy mount & a soulstone.
    Impartial judges from "The United Pirates" of Catskills will pick the winners.
    Bug Parium the Black & Captain Sureno for details.
    * * The guild NBT is planning a House Decoration Contest. If you're interested in entering your house, talk to Kattasrophe.

    CLASSIFIEDS
    * Siege Estates Vendors
    runebook now updated.
    For the latest shopping runes, get V2.1 at the Perilous Inquirer on the vendor named, "Siege Estates."
    - Grimlex
    ** Waterfall Bridge Shop
    Located within the guard zone at the waterfall across the bridge from Justice shrine Northwest of Yew at coordinates 95"49' N x 0"54'E
    ♥Love All, serve All♥
    - Your Pixel Crush

    The Perilous Inquirer
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward; Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Contributor: Severn
    Now seeking UO veteran who can write a weekly column about "Once Upon A Time" in UO.
    Published by RoflTimes.com

    ~sine die~
     
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