1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Greetings Guest!!

    In order to combat SPAM on the forums, all users are required to have a minimum of 2 posts before they can submit links in any post or thread.

    Dismiss Notice

EM Fiction The Smart Orcs

Discussion in 'UO Lake Superior' started by EM Chance, Apr 16, 2015.

  1. EM Chance

    EM Chance UO Event Moderator
    UO Event Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2015
    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    27
    Seems the Orcs are not as dumb as they look, It all started when oogabooga was playing roll the rock with his fellow orcs for there pot of slop, a food that was well liked and cooked on rare occasions. (when the cook actually remembered the recipe). Oogabooga filed the rock down so it would land on one number all the time. he won 6 pots of slop that night and went to sleep with a very full belly.

    The next day Oogabooga had a brainstorm! what if he did this to people that had things better than pots of slop, what if he could do this with GOLD! Oogabooga got his pack involved and The Orc Mobile Casino was born. They could cheat weak minded people and move on to another town even before they knew what hit them. As time went on Oogabooga got more greedy, not only were they cheating so bad they were lending out the money people just lost and demanding it be paid back DOUBLE! if the gold was not paid back the Orcs were going to people houses and kidnapping peoples Kids and wifes.

    The King got word of this and between his Cities being attacked by Dread Lords and now these Orcs causing havoc he has ordered these Orcs be shut down at once. he hopes his Royal Army can find these Orcs and take them out with out any Loss, he fears this problem is really bigger that it is.
     
  2. Rage Munkie

    Rage Munkie Visitor
    Governor

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2015
    Messages:
    30
    Likes Received:
    5
    Welp looks like I'm going orc hunting!!
     
    EM Chance and drcossack like this.
  3. EM Chance

    EM Chance UO Event Moderator
    UO Event Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2015
    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    27
    Thanks to Governor Rage Munkie we have captured an orc named groogabar and have him at the Royal HQ. he is being watched 24/7 and is giving us good information about the casino.
     
    Rage Munkie likes this.
  4. EM Chance

    EM Chance UO Event Moderator
    UO Event Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2015
    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    27
    Seems Groogobar was taming the rats to send messages to the Orcs. They sent Delta Force Orcs to attack to try and free him......the orcs also set up guards at the Minoc cave entrance where the casino is. There very very Bold knowing the Royal Army knows there location.
     
  5. Nemesis

    Nemesis Seasoned Veteran

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2014
    Messages:
    337
    Likes Received:
    55
    Is there an event coming up soon or a place where I can find the schedule?
     
  6. Rage Munkie

    Rage Munkie Visitor
    Governor

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2015
    Messages:
    30
    Likes Received:
    5
    The event for the orcs is 4/27/15 8pm est
     
    EM Chance likes this.