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There will be no Five on Friday until my demands are met.

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Guest, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I have Mrs. Dahlberg. If you don't meet my demands, I will drop her in a 5,000 gallon vat of vegemite.

    Leave 1,000 cases of Fruit Flavor PEZ, and one Cordelia Chase Dispenser, under the Blue Boar Tavern signpost in one hour.

    No cops.
     
  2. You rascal! Made me look up both "vegemite" and "Cordelia Chase."

    How about a Batman Pez dispenser? I think we have something like that laying around and I don't think my grandson will miss it....
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    No Deal.

    But I will take a case of Wonka Bars.
     
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    *hopes Jeremy is very fond of vegemite*

    -Skylark
     
  5. Larisa

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    I have a Bart Simpson Pez dispenser....

    Ohhh wait I got it!!!

    How about I dress up as a pez dispenser for you and you can...um.....*giggles* Nevermind....
     
  6. Basara

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    Caspian - careful with your threats....

    My Aussie exile friends down here in the SE part of the state might drive from London to Lousiville and rescue Jeremy just to steal the Vegemite.....
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    How about a Cordelia Chase action figure? [​IMG]
     
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    How about I dress up as a pez dispenser for you and you can...um.....*giggles* Nevermind....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    OMG, that just made me blush!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Back to cleaning house with you and no more soap operas for the day.
     
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    TY, I needed a good laugh and this was very clever.
     
  11. Guest

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  12. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    Caspian - careful with your threats....

    My Aussie exile friends down here in the SE part of the state might drive from London to Lousiville and rescue Jeremy just to steal the Vegemite.....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I can only assume that he followed through with his promise... suddenly the door to my Stronghold was smashed and in flooded hundreds of hungry Kiwis and Aussies with butter knives and toast!

    Anyhow, they all were calling me a "Bloomin' Yank Drongo" -- that's Austrialian for cool dude, right?
     
  13. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    <blockquote><hr>

    Caspian - careful with your threats....

    My Aussie exile friends down here in the SE part of the state might drive from London to Lousiville and rescue Jeremy just to steal the Vegemite.....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I can only assume that he followed through with his promise... suddenly the door to my Stronghold was smashed and in flooded hundreds of hungry Kiwis and Aussies with butter knives and toast!

    Anyhow, they all were calling me a "Bloomin' Yank Drongo" -- that's Austrialian for cool dude, right?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Your evil plot may have been foiled by the brave folks down under, but look on the bright side...they nobly sacrificed themselves and consumed the vegemite death trap originally meant for Jeremy ([​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]), so eventually you are going to have a lot of corpses to search for loot.

    It is like a big extension of the event only messier, and with accents. [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
  14. Guest

    Guest Guest

    *whistles tunelessly* O the images I ...

    N/M - work is done, I'm going home.
     
  15. Surgeries

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    'Tis good to see you back, P.C.

    I know many, myself included, missed your wit and sarcasm.

    Although, for some reason, I am thinking you are dead serious about the Pez and Wonkas...and that you really DO have Ms. Dahlberg...

    [​IMG]
     
  16. eolsunder1

    eolsunder1 Guest

    Had to be a woman who didn't know who Charisma carpenter was, because we all know every red blooded male knows.
     
  17. Guest

    Guest Guest

    FoF is not about the questions, it's about having predictable moments of contact from the hamster-keepers on the other side of the screen.
     
  18. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Oh, so its about just seeing the carrot still dangling? [​IMG]
     
  19. _Uriah Heep_

    _Uriah Heep_ Guest

    heheh
    Feeding on Friday...We all show up hoping for answers, suspecting we wont read much that makes sense or interests us, but week after week we show anyway. [​IMG]

    Kinda like the cows did me, I would feed em in that old chevy pickup...and everytime I went out there in it, they would come running, whether I was there to feed or not! [​IMG]
     
  20. AshenTemper

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    Heh, awesome - except "Mrs. Dahlberg" is Ashentemper's mom. :p

    [/ QUOTE ]Hold it, how'd I get pulled into this?!
     
  21. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    Oh, so its about just seeing the carrot still dangling? [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Well, if you want to be cynical about it [​IMG]

    Over the years though, I've come to the conclusion that carrots are full of useful nutrients.
     
  22. Guest

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    <blockquote><hr>

    Kinda like the cows did me, I would feed em in that old chevy pickup...and everytime I went out there in it, they would come running, whether I was there to feed or not! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    False advertiser! Cow deceiver! [​IMG]

    -Skylark

    P.S. [​IMG]
     
  23. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Caspian's going senile, mixing up dahlberg, dalberg, and dahl. I forgive him tho, I do love me some pez!

    [​IMG]
     
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    I have a Bart Simpson Pez dispenser....

    Ohhh wait I got it!!!

    How about I dress up as a pez dispenser for you and you can...um.....*giggles* Nevermind....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    what? snap your head back and eat the candy that pops out of your severed spine? that doesn't sound like fun to me... but to each their own

    hehehehehehe

    way to sleep deprived here
     
  25. <blockquote><hr>

    <blockquote><hr>

    I have a Bart Simpson Pez dispenser....

    Ohhh wait I got it!!!

    How about I dress up as a pez dispenser for you and you can...um.....*giggles* Nevermind....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    what? snap your head back and eat the candy that pops out of your severed spine? that doesn't sound like fun to me... but to each their own

    hehehehehehe

    way to sleep deprived here

    [/ QUOTE ]


    ROFLMAO
     
  26. Stigmatas

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    BioWare!

    KOTOR MMORPG?



    Make it so.
     
  27. i'm glad to know that I'm not the only one that thought that was funny [​IMG]