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Things you will ONLY hear in UO.

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Gidge, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. Gidge

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    You have to feed that dead horse don't you?
    (regarding grizzled mare)



    i giggle alot cause...well just cause :)
     
  2. I don't get it?
     
  3. It Lives

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    "Tonight I locked down some sushi in my large tower."

    " I plan to fish up some rainbow pearls later, I might get a good bust."

    " Dude! Those are the new bigger jewels"
     
  4. Frarc

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    With the new plants this is something i said alot in the last days.


    "I need to get more dirt!"



    Only in UO more dirt is good! ;)
     
  5. Dermott of LS

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    ...

    "You have worn out your tool"

    Always a good one with no context behind it.
     
  6. Crow

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    Trying to explain to someone why you're proud to be a murderer seems pretty exclusive to UO.

    >=)
     
  7. Oriana

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    I'm going to mark and drop runes to get to my vendor house, then maybe I'll try to hunt Antlions to get more seeds and fertile dirt, normal dirt is too slow.

    I'll trade you a small Luna house for your Castle.

    Barbed or horned?

    I need more magic resist on my dog.

    Oriana
     
  8. Blackweb

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    This is one that I received the other day.."You will get lucky in about an hour"!
     
  9. Sara Of Baja

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    I got a healthy gland!!!!

    How do I take the pack off a pack llama?

    To move that bed, hit it with an axe.
     
  10. Evilminion

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    My favorite from recent weeks:

    "Could you move that dragon, please? I can't see my corpse."

    (At the Melissa spawn, when the room was chock-full of greater dragons. And corpses. :D)
     
  11. Radun

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    you have to feed the grizzled mares? ...what do they eat?
     
  12. Jesara

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    Saying "All Stay" to my 5 cats does not slow them down at all. :danceb:
     
  13. Kaleb

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    [insert new release] is going to be the end of UO!!!
     
  14. LOL yea my crew either. and saying All follow me, doesn't work well.

    and even though she doesn't say it any more...Lady Mel used to say "Your soul is mine!!! Acquired by begging!" I miss that, that was a hoot!!
     
  15. LOL I love that!!! and is so true.
     
  16. MalagAste

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    Are you a mage?

    Can you Mark me a Rune here?

    Don't park that lizard there, put it in the stable!

    Can you rez my pet? Pet rez plz!

    Wow! Those are some nice resists on your Drag!....

    I have a 7x White Wyrm! (almost never hear this anymore but it was pretty big in the days before the Cu and Super Dragon)....

    Wouldst thou flee in the heat of Battle?!


    [​IMG]
     
  17. Pawain

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    My character says this a lot:

    Can you help me find my body please
     
  18. That has always been one of my favorites! And I have a macro set up that says "Hell ya I would!"

    One time I was pvping with some friends, we got killed and was at the healer hut getting rezzed when the "killers" came up outside. I knew they were going to get us before we got out so I went outside the hunt and sang "Im a Little Tea Pot" to them.

    They were shocked for a bit and didnt say anything! Then being the pvpers they were, they took full advantage of the part about being "short and stout." ( Cant really repeat what they said here but use your imagination) It had to have been the best lines of smack talk I had ever heard!

    Best part was it kept them oocupied while the rest of the group got thier stuff together! LOL
     
  19. Calla Lily

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    *giggles* Yes, but how many of us have actually tried this? "All follow me" doesn't work well either.
     
  20. Zodiac19

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    I've actually heard that one IRL but not nearly enough.
     
  21. Fink

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    "You can only skin dead creatures."

    More's the pity, I say.
     
  22. gunneroforgin

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    Yeah that is what She said.
     
  23. Blesh

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    not really a phrase but...

    Only in UO is it ok to eat food you find on a busy bank floor.
     
  24. Fortyniner

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    I wish this chair was broken.
     
  25. Vertigo

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    "Uh oh, that's not a fish"
     
  26. Falon of Eldor

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    To whom do you wish to grovel?

    Olla: Here, take this...

    You have been given a shirt

    You must wait a few moments to use another skill

    To whom do you wish to grovel?

    Olla: Do you believe I have anything to spare? Hah!

    You must wait a few moments to use another skill

    To whom do you wish to grovel?

    Olla: I've given enough to charity, lately!

    You must wait a few moments to use another skill

    To whom do you wish to grovel?

    Olla: Here, take this...

    You have been given a French Bread

    You must wait a few moments to use another skill

    To whom do you wish to grovel?

    Olla: Don't you have someone else to pester?

    You must wait a few moments to use another skill

    To whom do you wish to grovel?

    Olla: They seem unwilling to give you any money
     
  27. Nine Dark Moons

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    Fink your INFROGNITO sig made me laugh out loud at my desk this morning - i had to slap my hand over my mouth so my coworkers wouldn't start wondering what i was up to :)
     
  28. Ni-

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    Paying 200k for broken furniture!
     
  29. Nine Dark Moons

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    Your spirit lacks the cohesion for gate travel at this time
     
  30. Wilde1

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    "OOooOooOOooO"
     
  31. Devil_Woman

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    Neither does herding.
     
  32. Smoke coming our your tush! (when you fail at gating) :blushing:
     
  33. Restroom Cowboy

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    Aye...you can eat food you find on the ground all day long, but if its uncooked...

    *you cannot eat that*


    WHY!!!!
     
  34. Millie

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    Plants that say "Im Here!"
     
  35. Hehehe...that sounds so gross. Ill never eat food off the bank floor again!

    Also, you can eat purple petals and drink potions! (almost sounds like having lunch at my mother-in-laws house!
     
  36. Jirel of Joiry

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    " You know yourself quite well ENOUGH already!"
    (after targeting self with anatomy)

    "Looks slightly smarter than a rock."
    (After targeting pack Llama with Eval. Intel.)

    "Does a Bovine Slayer work on Dreadhorn? (or Red Death)"

    Bovine refers to a Cow, btw! lol
     
  37. Oriana

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    Looks sheepish, when my cats are running up and down the stairs doing the Kitty Paw 500 I've tried to say that. Doesn't work. Nor does all follow me, most of the time.

    Something else you only here in UO:

    Stickup just had a good day stealing: skinned goat, egg case and one of the standing swords

    Oriana
     
  38. Dicimiie

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    "Sorry... I fizzled."
     
  39. AEowynSP

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    Naming books intresting things and handing them to NPCs is always good for a giggle.
     
  40. love2winalot

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    "Target can not be seen".

    Ummmm, how can i get this message unless i actually TARGET the creature? How can i target the creature if i can not SEE it?....:scholar:

    Standing in the middle of the woods with 2000 tree's surrounding you, "You fail to hide"............Standing in the middle of a wide open field, not even a rock on the ground, "You have hidden yourself well"...hehehe
     
  41. 4gregu

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    When I was doing the naturalist quest for fire seeds, there was another person doing the quest behind me. After about 5 runs through the quest, I went down the hole after using my thorn, and the other character runs up to me and says:
    "Hehe... I have been using your hole"

    Still makes me laugh.
     
  42. Your Sig says it all! :)
     
  43. Cailleach

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    I find 'All Follow Me' works just fine, as long as the furballs are hungry and I have a box of cat food rattling :D
     
  44. Tek

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    I must consider my sins.
     
  45. Leanan Sidhe

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    I have to say, "all guard me" works well with my cat in the morning.... NOTHING gets between her and me ... and her daily morning snacks!
    =)
     
  46. Maddin

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    "Glacial Blaze" makes me see red.

    gla┬Ěcial (glshl)
    adj.
    1.
    a. Of, relating to, or derived from a glacier.
    2.
    a. often Glacial Characterized or dominated by the existence of glaciers. Used of a geologic epoch.
    3. Extremely cold; icy: glacial waters. See Synonyms at cold.
    4. Having the appearance of ice.
    5.
    a. Lacking warmth and friendliness: a glacial stare.
    b. Coldly detached: a glacial composure.

    Nothing at all to do with a bright yellow, gold color.
     
  47. Basara

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    how about this?

    [​IMG]
     
  48. RenaLynne

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    Good one...:D
     
  49. DevilsOwn

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    Hand me that cypress tree.
     
  50. Basara

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    What's scary is that's a female NPC saying it to a male character...