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Tis th' daft numpty thread!

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Sitric MacBrayne, Jun 11, 2008.

  1. Och, so here ah be, stuck in th' office wit Ogre Lords tellin' me wit ta do all th' time. Ah thinks ta meself, "self, wit's th' daftest thing ye ever saw orn Siege?"

    Well, ah'd have ta say, t'were th' time ah saw six TNT try ta gank yin o me ninja mirror images, an two o' em ended up shootin at each other. That were worth a giggle or two.

    But, ah'm bored, an ah bet ye lot have seen far dafter things 'n that.

    So, let's be 'avin yer - wot's th' daftest thing ye ever saw anyone do orn Siege?
  2. TheScoundrelRico

    TheScoundrelRico Stratics Legend
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    Aug 12, 2001
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    English please...la
  3. Skylark SP

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    Jun 27, 2004
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    A thief stab an unattended plain horse with an area of effect weapon...when the horse was parked next to a hiryu. :D

  4. TexasBlack

    TexasBlack Guest

    Hail Sitric,
    Well I'd have to say that the funniest thing I've seen so far was when someone got stuck in the fenced in area during the moonglow event. And it took forever for them to free the lad. :lol: Ofcourse I've made my fair share of blunders ask anyone they tell ya. :shots::beer: Oh by the way we understood you just fine Sitric keep posting. :thumbup:
  5. Petra Fyde

    Petra Fyde Peerless Chatterbox
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    The one that made me laugh was the ninja doggie who decided to pk me.... In Zento healers surrounded by npcs!

    He was dead before I got chance to read who was attacking me :D. Thankfully for him I don't remember his name so I can't embarrass him further.:dunce:
  6. Salaw

    Salaw Guest

    When I first came to Siege I was farming for wool from the sheep in Delucia. A few VmP came along and when they noticed no NPC's in the area one of them killed me.

    I laughed like crazy when one of the other VmP's said he couldn't believe the guards didn't respond, and his saying the word guards got his buddy guard whacked.
  7. Blind Otto

    Blind Otto Journeyman
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    May 12, 2008
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    Well, there was once this crazy scotsman who jumped out of nowhere to attack me, just as I'd dismounted from my lesser hiryu, to train it on some nearby spawn. He'd obviously intended to hit me, but ended up targeting the hiryu instead. Much hilarity and pain ensued. :stretcher:
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