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to add insult to injury

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by The Slug, Jul 28, 2014.

  1. The Slug

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    Not only are those (edited) goblins all trying to take over my city, they have apparently made themselves at home in my house. I DO NOT recall having agreed to a goblin pee stump in my home

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  2. Reeky Bugbutt

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    *Laffs* yerg dat was mees. What yoos gonna do? Kill mees 3 more times and yoos be Crimson Hawkeye too!
     
  3. WildStar

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    *wonders if she should be sympathetic or not to Slug's problems*
     
  4. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Nerg! no feels sworry for himz. Himz mean. And smells funny. And wears a farmers hat!
     
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  5. The Slug

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    *Thinks about it* nahhh, don't bother. I probably wouldn't feel any pity towards me if I were in my shoes anyway. I have had some lets say, unconventional methods since being elected, so some "resistance" was inevitable.

    However I didn't see the goblin uprising coming and so the fight against the gargoyle menace has been shelved temporarily in the face of a more clear and imminent threat.

    Of course if it turns out the goblins and gargoyles are united and in this together I'm probably (insert favorite 4 letter word phrase here). *crosses fingers that's not the case*


    Oh and *steals Reeky's fish and beats her senseless with it* Take that rodent !! :gun: :devil:
     
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    Frogged. You are frogged.
     
  7. SuperKen

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    Poor Sluggy.
     
  8. whiterabbit

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    WEES NO UNITED WIF GARGS. DEYS FLAP TO MUCHES AN NGIBES MEES A HEAD ACHE
    MORNINS
     
  9. The Slug

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    *Whew* that's a relief. Hmm I seem to remember something about your enemy's enemy? *Considers a (very) temporary alliance with gargoyles to help kill goblins*
     
  10. Reeky Bugbutt

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    Bah! *smacks over head wif dead rotting fishy* yoos sees what mees habs to deal wit Ozog?
     
  11. WildStar

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    No reset button, Slug? You really could use one. You appear to keep making one bad choice after another.
     
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    yerg himz coo coo
     
  13. The Slug

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    And .... in related news a (made up) poll of NPC's in Skara Brae 78% of NPC's polled said they would actually prefer goblin rule over that of Blackthorn and his governors. This is consistent with the overall polling, which stood at 76%. The biggest complaint was "just keep the (bleeping) peace for one year. I mean c'mon really?"
     
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