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Discussion in 'UHall' started by War Wizard, Nov 12, 2013.
...the 3rd one ducks.
Horse walks into a bar. Bar tender asks, "Why the long face?".
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Dat bar mus be low, I knowed becuz whiterabbit OZOG bees a shorty.
A Pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel tucked neatly in his pants. The bartender looks up, "Um...sir, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"
"Arrrrrrr... I know! It be drivin' me nuts!"
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they're afraid of knights.
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a type-O.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!
When chemists die, they barium.
Heisenberg was driving very fast and was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman exclaimed, "Do you realize that you were going 100 miles per hour?!" Heisenberg replied, "Ah blast, now I'm lost!"
What was Lord British's castle famous for?
Its knight life.
Q: How many quarters does it take to play that new Lord of the Rings pinball game???
A: None: it only takes Tolkiens.
In the city of Minis Tirith, the old blacksmith realized he was tired of working so hard and would soon retire. So he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."
One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Minis Tirith is now looking for a new blacksmith.
A naked goblin and a thirsty one meet on da street.
"Laz head to da city, dere me know adressbar"!
This thread reminds me of the story about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the jungle...
Q:Why were there no more turkeys after after Publish 85?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
What do you call a tamer without any followers? A virgin.
Warrior: "I can kill a guy in 3 special moves !"
Mage: "I can kill a guy in 2 instant hit combos !"
Tamer: "I can kill a guy with one command !"
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill a guy for me."
How do you defeat a band of over powered sampires, warriors, archers, and mages?
"You arrive at the dungeon. The door is locked."
A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”