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Two goblins walk into a bar...

Discussion in 'UHall' started by War Wizard, Nov 12, 2013.

  1. War Wizard

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    ...the 3rd one ducks.
     
  2. Varingian

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    Horse walks into a bar. Bar tender asks, "Why the long face?".

    Sent from my HTC6435LVW using Tapatalk 2
     
  3. Flutter

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    Dat bar mus be low, I knowed becuz whiterabbit OZOG bees a shorty. :heart:
     
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  4. virtualhabitat

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    A Pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel tucked neatly in his pants. The bartender looks up, "Um...sir, you have a steering wheel in your pants!"

    "Arrrrrrr... I know! It be drivin' me nuts!"
     
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  5. Flutter

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    LOL
     
  6. kelmo

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  7. Lorax_Pacific

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    Why do dragons sleep during the day?

    Because they're afraid of knights.

    -Lorax
     
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  8. MalagAste

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    They told me I had type A blood , but it was a type-O.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!

    When chemists die, they barium.
     
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    Heisenberg was driving very fast and was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman exclaimed, "Do you realize that you were going 100 miles per hour?!" Heisenberg replied, "Ah blast, now I'm lost!"
     
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    What was Lord British's castle famous for?

    Its knight life.

    -Lorax
     
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  11. Lady Michelle

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    Q: How many quarters does it take to play that new Lord of the Rings pinball game???

    A: None: it only takes Tolkiens.

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    In the city of Minis Tirith, the old blacksmith realized he was tired of working so hard and would soon retire. So he picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

    One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

    Minis Tirith is now looking for a new blacksmith.
     
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  12. Kelly O'Brian

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    A naked goblin and a thirsty one meet on da street.
    "Whazzup?"
    "Laz head to da city, dere me know adressbar"!
     
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  13. old gypsy

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    This thread reminds me of the story about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the jungle... ;)
     
  14. virtualhabitat

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    Q:Why were there no more turkeys after after Publish 85?
    A: Because everyone was a goblin!

    :grin:
     
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  16. Acid Rain

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    What do you call a tamer without any followers? A virgin.

    Warrior: "I can kill a guy in 3 special moves !"
    Mage: "I can kill a guy in 2 instant hit combos !"
    Tamer: "I can kill a guy with one command !"
    Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill a guy for me."

    How do you defeat a band of over powered sampires, warriors, archers, and mages?
    "You arrive at the dungeon. The door is locked."

    :postcount:
     
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  17. Wolfman

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    A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”