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u know u play UO to much when.....

Discussion in 'UO Napa Valley' started by Inxane, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

    1. you respond to strangers that say your characters name to someone else IRL.
    2. You see some thing yellow out the corner of your eye IRL and the first thing that pops in your mind is $#!+, it's a paragon!
    3. You use words like uber, pwnd, owned, leet in RL conversations.
     
  2. Millie

    Millie Guest

    ....when you introduced your husband by his UO name to your friends.
    ... when the new machine you use at work is called a Reg. and when anyone asks for it, you automatically look for small plants on the ground . (true story)


    [​IMG] OMG I do respond to or turn and look when I hear the name Millie in Rl.
     
  3. ever wish you could just recall home after leaving the bar? maybe gate in some friends?
     
  4. sirTEDLEY

    sirTEDLEY Guest

    going to the store in the evening seeing a guy slap his girl friend and pulling over to pk him (i do this better in real life)

    going to a bank and cashing your check and asking for 50 gold in small bills

    riding your scooter and when you run out of gas you wonder how close the next store is to get it some apples [​IMG]

    going fishing in real life and brings a hand gun in case you catch a kraken

    wonders if my parakeet that keeps me up all night wanting to play if i kill it will i get a set peace LOL
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    The Parakeet joke is not funny.
     
  6. sirTEDLEY

    sirTEDLEY Guest

    sorry [​IMG] id never hurt her bro
     
  7. five oclock

    five oclock Guest

    LoL! Ok this is a good thread so far....

    lets see...

    You say In Lor before turning on the lights.
     
  8. Couple weeks ago I caught myself holding down the *press to talk hot key* for ventrilio while talking on the telephone. oops
     
  9. Millie

    Millie Guest

    One Of My Favorite Oops, Is When I'm On Icq Or Aim And Send A Message And Realize To Late That There Is A \ In Front Of The Sentence.
     
  10. All time fave from an contest held a couple years ago was....

    Driving up to the ATM and yelling BANK
     
  11. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Or when you drive by a farm and wonder how many taming points
    you can gain [​IMG]
     
  12. XTekNikX

    XTekNikX Guest

    <blockquote><hr>



    wonders if my parakeet that keeps me up all night wanting to play if i kill it will i get a set peace LOL

    [/ QUOTE ]
     
  13. XTekNikX

    XTekNikX Guest

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    The Parakeet joke is not funny.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    are you kidding it's the only one that was . LMAO
     
  14. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    All time fave from an contest held a couple years ago was....

    Driving up to the ATM and yelling BANK

    [/ QUOTE ]

    And I wonder who did that [​IMG]
     
  15. Kirthag

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    ...you threaten your sons with removal of their chests from your large tower if they do not do their RL chores.

    ...you schedule your work hours and doctor appointments according to events being held in game.

    ...a date with your significant other is held at various romantic spots of Sosaria.

    ...when your time management software includes such categories as "Game", "Vendor" and "Hunt"

    ...when you list things (as above) that pertain to your life... yes... all the above is true [​IMG]
     
  16. You know you've played this EA-Mythic game too much when you forget there's a real world out there, full of real people and real women with physical bodies, real food (not energy drink and store brand hotpockets), real air to breathe and a real chance to live or die.
     
  17. Guest

    Guest Guest

    ... someone quits their job and you ask for their stuff.
     
  18. <blockquote><hr>

    ... someone quits their job and you ask for their stuff.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    YES!!!
     
  19. Setnaffa

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    You holler "Kal Ort Por!" when it's time to start your commute, only to realize you actually have to walk (at least to your car).

    You probably left your Runes at home anyway.
     
  20. Sky-byte

    Sky-byte Guest

    ...when you say "all follow me" to your rl pet when you want it to come to you
     
  21. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

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    The Parakeet joke is not funny.

    [/ QUOTE ]Yew are wrong. It is funny. To much Politically correctness anymore. I may use my deer tag this year to hunt paraketes. [​IMG] Altho we wouldn't want to hurt other paraketes feelings that may be reading this thread.
     
  22. Guest

    Guest Guest

    true story...

    I knew I played too much uo when I told my neighbor I had to take my dogs to the stable (instead of the kennel) before vacation. I got the blankest stare..
     
  23. bryana

    bryana Guest

    when your RL hubby joins the game to talk to you
     
  24. Millie

    Millie Guest

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    when your RL hubby joins the game to talk to you



    [/ QUOTE ]

    ROFL... so true soo true
     
  25. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

    When you push your talk to speak button while talking on your nextel.
     
  26. Lord Kalatar

    Lord Kalatar Guest

    When someone tells you something funny at work and instead of actually laughing you say LOL!
     
  27. five oclock

    five oclock Guest

    LOL..ok thats just being on a chat board LoL.
     
  28. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

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    When someone tells you something funny at work and instead of actually laughing you say LOL!

    [/ QUOTE ]
    hehe. I actually sound that out sometimes.......llloowweeelll. It's usually when I'm being sarcastic and pointing out that the comment was NOT funny.
     
  29. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    when your RL hubby joins the game to talk to you

    [/ QUOTE ]Or when your sitting right next to your wife but insist on talking to her thru vent about things that have nothing to do with anyone else that is in vent.
     
  30. or when your at work and your boss wants you to clean and you think to yourself......
    Dont you know who i am?
    I am the GM of the best guild in all of UO WTF?
     
  31. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I really need to take a pic of that sandstone house on the corner, so you all know what brought me back to UO after a year!
     
  32. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

    Your only claim to fame is a game.
     
  33. nytemare

    nytemare Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    ... someone quits their job and you ask for their stuff.

    [/ QUOTE ]


    ftw!
     
  34. you tell a family member, that you need to make more gold, before buying a newer comp, my younger bro looked at me crosseyed fora week after that. [​IMG]
     
  35. When you loose the remote and your first thought is "ill just use all names"
    CTL/SHIFT IRL FTW
     
  36. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

    When you are watching Sue Johanson Talk Sex and a caller called in and complained that her boyfreind wants to call her by his character name "corpse mangle" from WOW and that he wants her to call him by his online friends names while getting busy. That is funny stuff.
     
  37. Laf

    Laf Guest

    pee/dribble your pants because the barracoon died 5 seconds too late..



    [​IMG]
     
  38. Sky-byte

    Sky-byte Guest

    When you walk towards the doors of a shopping center and see people who stand there trying to get people to sign up for some crap or another, the first thing that pops in you head is "you begin to move quietly". But then you realize that they can still see you.
     
  39. sirTEDLEY

    sirTEDLEY Guest

    when someone comes up to you and asked for change and you think that chad sexington just picked pocketed you
     
  40. five oclock

    five oclock Guest

    I say Corp Por and stretch out my hands..but the person on the other ends just gives me a look..and continues to yell how back in Florida this is 5 cents cheaper..

    GOD I love retail work...
     
  41. Sky-byte

    Sky-byte Guest

    ....you try to cast telekenesis to change channels on the tv when you can't find the remote to it.
     
  42. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Those were great! Thank you.
     
  43. five oclock

    five oclock Guest

    ROFLMAO! hey thxs man!
     
  44. Sky-byte

    Sky-byte Guest

    ...you're afraid to buy another rl house because you think the current house will become condemned and fall.
     
  45. my personal worst, was asking, a barbuddy to go troll hunting up north( meant deerhunting ) in northern wi, the little lady who is bar tender laughed for aweek about that. [​IMG]
     
  46. Peladon_LA

    Peladon_LA Guest

    this is a really old list I found on the internet (www.aschulze.net) and ill cut and paste it here for your viewing pleasure.....

    1. You go to a shop expecting 20 people standing around the shopkeeper shouting "Hi sell".
    2. You see someone borrowing a pencil from you and shout "GUARDS!"
    3. You have a car accident and your first thought is "I hope there'll be a server down with a timewarp!"
    4. You're in a hurry and trample down an erlderly woman. You turn around and say "I don't know how this could happen. I'm perfectly rested!"
    5. You meet a cat on the street and wonder why it doesn't stay after you say "I've always wanted a pet like you!"
    6. You meet a group of punks and ask them if you could join their guild.
    7. You didn't eat for days because you haven't been wounded.
    8. You log out of Ultima Online. Then you noticed that you have forgotten how to log in again.
    9. You go to a school to train your snooping skill.
    10. You have trouble with police and expect them to kill you at once.
    11. You don't know what to do as you are standing in front of a closed shop.
    12. You go to a travel agency and ask them if they just sell runes, or if they also can gate you.
    13. You walk to the city looking desperately for the evaluate intelligence button.
    14. You suddenly stop your car in the middle of the highway and get out, for you seem to have discovered a Mandrake Root in the woods.
    15. You wonder what the vendor in the drugstore means as he asks you what you mean by "orange potion".
    16. In forms you fill in your name with your whole title: Thomas, Adept Manager or Mary, Grandmaster Housewife.
    17. Before you go to bed you shout "bank" to dipose off your wallet and car keys.
    18. Before you die you call all your friends telling them to take care of your equipment.
    19. Passing a graveyard you drive slower looking out for zombies and skeletons.
    20. You boss wishes you a "Good morning" and you answer "Hail Guildmaster!"
    21. If you are tired you go to the bedroom and stand beside your bed.
    22. You measure women by their anatomy stats.
    23. You have trouble in walking and talking at the same time.
    24. After a walk through the forest where you didn't see any animals, you decide to write a letter to the government to trigger a higher respawn rate.
    25. You don't understand why you can't take your cow along into the hotel room.
    26. You accidentially bump into your friend and instantly check your notoriety.
    27. You go to a fashion shop and ask for a bone armor. As the shopkeeper doesn't understand what you mean
    you shout "Anybody selling a bone armor???"
    28. Being in a strange city you first ask where the next moongate is.
    29. Your wife slashes her wrists because of your Ultima Online addiction.
    30. You decide only to bring her something to eat and don't help her any more, so her healing skill will raise.
    31. Before you go to sleep you ignite a campfire in your room and throw your bedroll to the ground.
    32. You wonder why the bank doesn't let you store your toolbox and your fishing pole in the safe.
    33. When you meet your friend downtown you ask him "Hail Tom! Any PKs around?"
    34. You run naked through the streets in order to be able to carry more weight.
    35. When asked why you were late for work, you reply "The lag on the Interstate was ROUGH!"
    36. When you see your neighbors cat you think, "Hmmm...fur, a few ribs and If I 'm lucky maybe a little dex!"
    37. When you see someone jogging in the park you look behind them for the PKs with crossbows and plate.
    38. The 'Dear John' letter your wife left taped to your monitor makes you mad only because it left a sticky blob right where your character appears...
    39. You quit your job to try your hand and tailoring and owning a flock of sheep.
    40. With your new job as a sheep hereder, you promptly buy four houses, stockpiling useless junk in one and leaving the other three empty "Just in case".
    41. When someone at work answers your question with, "I cannot recall..." you offer to sell them some scrolls at "really good prices".
    42. You walk around trying to talk to spirits so you will get smarter.
    43. When you stop at 7-11 for a slurpee you stand really close to the cashier and say "vendor buy"
    44. When someone asks your name at a party, you have to think what character your logged in as...
    45. The top sign that you play UO WAYYY too much - you start taking 30 minutes to write Top Ten lists on why you play UO too much...
     
  47. Inxane

    Inxane Guest

    When doom arties drop everywhere ruins your outlook on the day.
     
  48. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You sneak an external hard drive to your work in some stupid attempt to be able to play the game without people noticing.