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UO HAIKUS

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Prince Caspian, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. Bank sitting nitwits
    Golem boxers, price gougers
    Devs - Bomb Luna, please.

    A Crimson Dragon
    He is coming right for me
    I want my mommy!

    Fifty five ornies
    On that one moron's vendor.
    Dupe? Nah couldn't be.

    Call a game master
    On this guy who is scripting
    Right dude. Like they care.

    Post number seven
    on UHall by Caspian
    Does he HAVE a job??


    That Undead lich lord
    Has a great sense of humor
    Always is laughing!

    Damn Flesh Renderer
    Go and chase someone else
    Get away from me

    Scroll of Transcendence
    Just popped into my backpack
    Crap. Its for Camping.

    Tokuno Treasures!
    Poor Deathwatch beetle hatchlings --
    Get out of town quick.

    Area Damage
    It is a real great way to
    **** off bystanders.

    Elf craftsman quests
    Get your own damn bascinets
    I am busy, Spock.

    Paroxymous
    The demon lord who looks like
    Telly Savalas
     
  2. Ender

    Ender Crazed Zealot
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm gonna go red
    then I'll gank you?

    no thats wrong, wait a minute...
     
  3. Jhym

    Jhym Guest

    Waiting for my plates
    I stand in careful shadow
    When is server up?

    Magincia's dead
    Nobody to help me out
    Guess I can just die.

    Sweet darkness in red
    Flashing swish of golden blade
    Black blood drips slowly.
     
  4. Tina Small

    Tina Small Stratics Legend
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    You forgot to write one about having your feet up on the desk and eating Cheetos.
     
  5. :O

    *bows low and humbly to Miss Small*
     
  6. Very poetic, sir.

    (applauds)
     
  7. JC the Builder

    JC the Builder Crazed Zealot
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    The champion dies
    I recall to my big home
    Crash and get Ettin
     
  8. AesSedai

    AesSedai Guest

    I might have fallen,
    About one syllable short:
    Nice post, PC.
    ;)
     
  9. GarthGrey

    GarthGrey Grand Inquisitor
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend GoT

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    These Stratics Posters
    Their post counts I can not touch
    I hate my damn job
     
  10. Jhym

    Jhym Guest

    That -is- what bards do, donchaknow.

    :)