"Legendary Archer" = "Myopic and Struck With Late Stage Parkinsons Archer" "You are number 213123123 in the queue" = "Its not your turn to get the cookie cutter "go to our website" reply. The hamster running in the wheel can only go so fast, you know." "ROFL! I rOxXor3d J0o N3W|3 LOLMAO" = "Having bested you in combat I feel compelled to tell you that I find your tactics wanting and your overall combat performance in need of escalating reinforcement." "We could not authenticate your login, please make sure that your password was properly entered, or if you are having further difficulty please contact our support site." = "Turn off caps lock, dumbass." "Bandage Not Found." = "Oh lovely. You're about to die. Ha!" "You suddenly feel a bit nauseous" = "You suddenly feel a bit nauseous that a ******** rhesus monkey with 5 mana can overcome your 120 'Legendary' Magic Resist with a friggin FIRST LEVEL SPELL." -or- "You suddenly feel a bit nauseous" = "Your UOA bandie counter was at 5." "You are not allowed to access this" = "...which is odd since this is your house and you just locked the thing down...." "Prince Caspian is attacking you!" = "Here comes an easy PvP win..." "For your valor defeating the beast, a special item has been bestowed upon you." = "Hope you like a .3 Taste Identification Scroll of Transcendence!" "You fail to hide." = "A red just appeared on the screen." "My character is physically stuck" = "I don't feel like hoofing it back to the healer. Take me to Brit." "You have redeemed the creature!" = "Now, quick, kill it before it disappears!"