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Vampires...

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Wulf2k, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. Wulf2k

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    Do they glitter in the sunlight and hit on high school girls that are 1/10th their age?
     
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    Mostly, they make ****ty movies :)
     
  3. Wulf2k

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    I don't think I'd give the movie 4 stars, but whatever you're into.
     
  4. Black magick

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    A stain on vampire lore to be sure...
     
  5. Rykus

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    I'm assuming you're referring to Twilight..? I have yet to see this one, as I can't get past the premise of a nice, romantic, powerful undead lord of the abyss.
     
  6. Wulf2k

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    I dunno, maybe it's the truth, and the burning was just their way of covering it up.

    If I glittered in the sunlight, you know I'd come up with a damn good excuse to never do it.

    "I can't go to the store for blood, it's too bright out. I'd be totally flaming. I mean, burst into flames."
     
  7. Black magick

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    Possibly, but still. I find it hard to believe that a vampire would just be a glorified super human... I mean come on, what super natural creature, aside from a pheonix, doesn't have a down side?
     
  8. Wulf2k

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    Hello?

    GLITTER.

    Who cares if you're allergic to silver when you GLITTER?

    "Super vamp, prancing through the the forest so fancy free..."
     
  9. Black magick

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    Good point, everyone know you're gay if you glitter. XD
     
  10. Mr.StinkyPants

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    I hate to admit it but glittering vampires are ****, at first I was like wtf I'm not going to a freakin teeny bop vamp movie no way, then my gf made me do it :p and now I have to say that is a boneifide f'ing vamp movie, likeins? and vamps waring, MUSE, now I'm like one of those lil girls I'm like omg twilight!!!!!! ya I know sick sad world but truth
     
  11. Rykus

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    Note to self: Mr. Stinkypants is an emo, adolescent girl.

    :D
     
  12. Wulf2k

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    Now's your chance to be cute, cuddly, and harmless with him.
     
  13. Rykus

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    I'm not old enough yet. I have to go at least 60% bald on top, and have a gray beard. Another 15 years should do it. I'm still a dead-sexy geek with a finely chiseled 4-pack..

    *flexes*
     
  14. Wulf2k

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    That time you were called 'dead' during sex wasn't a compliment.
     
  15. Rykus

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    Oh man... Wait, so metaphors comparing me to a fish are...? Complimentary?
     
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    Does it count if they compliment the dead comment nicely?
     
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    Heh...the way to enjoy Twilight is to tell your brain that you are not watching a vampire movie but rather you are merely enjoying 2 or so hours of beautiful camera work featuring pretty people, some of whom glitter. :thumbsup:

    -Skylark

    P.S. Homer Simpson recommends stabbing an uncooperative brain with a Q-tip
     
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    yes yes I know don't tell any of my black metal friends ok :p and also don't knock it till u watch it....
     
  19. Black magick

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    Nah, I can't bring myself to watch it again... don't worry general, I don't have any reason to blackmail you... yet XD
     
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    I truly meant it in the nicest possible way...
     
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    In the nicest possible way, Spree called you a grumpy old man last night. He put it on a cake and locked it down on my floor :D

    Also, I saw Twilight when it first came out. Well, technically a day *before* it came out. It was on the airplane, and there was nothing else to watch. Seriously. I've decided that despite my friends calling it an AIDS infested movie, it wasn't actually that bad. Although... Vampires should never glitter. Never. No way. It's just not right. I did like the whole baseball during the thunderstorm though...
     
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    Pot meet kettle, and he's older than me :p