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WhP Will Prevail!

Discussion in 'UO Great Lakes' started by Onyxia, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. Onyxia

    Onyxia Guest

    Greetings travelers, wenches, and heroes,

    It is with great pride and dignity that I, protector of the healers, revisit this forum to keep you all informed of the brutes and brigands being punished.

    Firstly I'd like to address some current news. As some of you may have read due to our recent actions the budget for red wandering healers has increased! Many new red healers will be joining those around moongates. This does NOT mean that you are free to abuse them. You must continue to purchase permits. In spite of the increased cost - we do not feel it necessary to increase prices. Again - thank WhP for the increased healer count.

    I just don't know where to begin. This group "PWNT" (i believe we covered what the acronym stands for in a previous post) just does not seem to grasp the concept that they do NOT have permits. I feel I have been very kind and informative. I was polite enough to warn the people of Sosaria that the games had ended - and that a new Sheriff was in town. No one heeded my advice.

    It all started with Black Mamba, she came, she ressed, she paid the price for abuse.

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    Shortly thereafter, MsGrim came through as if she did not know. My swift hand of justice informed her quickly enough.

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    Those two were quick enough to learn that they are not to use my healers. Their fellow guildmate Doctor Disfigure (who after further investigation is NOT an MD) did not learn as quickly.


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    During this brawl, I managed to single handedly slay some person with the bizaar name of Imhotep. To those who say I am incapable of joining in player vs player combat - ... well, I agree. But how did Imhotep die?

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    Due only to my cleverness and skill - I was able to escape unscathed. Which brings us to the next story.

    I have more screenshots of HaXz than I know what to do with, and to be frank, I had to delete 80% of them because they just weren't funny. It was like someone taking pictures of pulling the legs off of an ant and then burning it with a magnifying glass. Believe me - I find no humour in this. I am purely here to protect the healers. In fact I shed a tear at the amount of times they have perished. I wish I didn't have to do it - but someone has to take a stand.

    I ran into Gru Smashmouth abusing an innocent, and he paid the price. He clearly was not happy.

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    During our adventure we encountered my associate, who actually offered Gru to purchase a permit - he wasn't receptive whatsoever.

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    He knew what he had to do - go to another moongate and show us he didn't need to pay!

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    Then he partied me, I was assured he had come to his senses and wished to purchase a permit. I was sad to see that he was merely trying to insult me.

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    And that ends the Gru chapter. He logged out where he stood - clearly frustrated. Maybe he lacked the funds?

    That brings us to Oppenheimer, what a dirty mouth and mind. Why can't he grasp my ideals. First I find him by Trinsic gate.

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    I must have been just camping the healer.. right?

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    What a strange question..

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    Oh I get it.. it was a dirty question. I offer him a permit.

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    Ill just let him know the terms..

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    To save your time, here are some other shots that I managed to get. Larry (the guy who hops between I, Haxz, and P) is a bit bitter I think.

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    For everyone's benefit, here are the different permits for sale. Terms and conditions included below.

    Lifetime Healer Usage Permit Options
    One million gold pieces (checks only)
    Runic or Otherwise Rare item valued at over two million gold (at the discretion of WhP)



    30 Day Healer Usage Permit

    Not sure if you will benefit from our Healer service? Try it out for 30 days at a discounted rate.

    300k (checks only)
    Runic, artifact, rare item valued between 1 million and two million gold.

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    To purchase a permit in game, do not attempt to "res and then go get the check/item". You will need to log out as a ghost in the nearest Inn, come back on a character that is still alive, and provide payment to WhP enforcement.

    You're not just buying a permit, you're buying peace of mind. Along with your new ability to use my healers you also get 100% confidentiality. Not a word of your new purchase will reach the other players of Ultima Online via Stratics.

    *30 day permit time frame begins the day permit is purchased. Permits valid on one character to be specified at the time of purchase. Additional permits are available but are not discounted. Bulk discounts are available for guilds, 80% off the regular rate. WhP not responsible for other 'wanna-be' RKers (anthony soprano, must be annoying, etc).

    In order to keep WhP stocked and active, we have restructured the permit gain distribution ratio. 50% of profit goes to WhP member who made the sale. 25% goes to Onyxia to support the guild. 25% goes to the Wandering Healers.
     
  2. Nice Fights

    Nice Fights Guest

    LOL, To much free time!
     
  3. Zynia

    Zynia Lore Master
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    Awe, lol. I was hopin to catch you last night too! I rezzed around Midnight on Verity with no permit! I guess I'll have to buy one if we ever cross paths :}
     
  4. Dem0nic

    Dem0nic Guest

    Shooting fish in a barrel.
     
  5. Thats just pathetic, hey guys lets be lame we cant do anything on the shard so lets camp red healers..... when you do a harrower then you can have some bragging rights, not when you do a occasional terra sanctum spawn and res kill people.
     
  6. lets all make up Res killer Hunting permits. ill sell them guys 500k each!
     
  7. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    lol, so which one of those ghosts are you?
     
  8. Onyxia

    Onyxia Guest

    Dear friend,

    I apologize that you feel so negatively about my actions. Rest assured my intentions are pure - to protect those who cannot protect themselves.

    Believe me - I am not bragging. I take no pleasure in this work but it is my duty - no, my destiny.

    I'm sorry if enforcement fell upon you. I'd like to give you the opportunity to purchase a permit for healer use. It may come in handy, my source in the Healers association informs me they have hired many new assistants!

    Love always,

    Onyxia
     
  9. Onyxia

    Onyxia Guest

    This has been attempted several times by several parties. My band of merry men (and women) can avoid you with ease.

    Site reference of the Feluccian Highway Patrol. They tried and even put a bounty on our heads.

    Also, I'm confused by your permit. "Res Killer Hunting" permit? Meaning you are going to charge 500k to allow people to hunt us? Or are you trying to say that you will sell us permits that allow us to res kill?
     
  10. Piehunter

    Piehunter Guest


    He sounds a lot like that really intelligent guy Tupac...

    Keep up the good work Oxyxia!
     
  11. Poor Garret, so bitter.

    You never have to worry about needing a red healer, you play a blue all the time and when you're on Adonis you die very easily and then cry. Continue killing them and alter your gameplay thanks to us. Your worship is noted.
     
  12. Piehunter

    Piehunter Guest


    You little cutie pie Madonna, wanna date?
     
  13. Onyxia

    Onyxia Guest

    I knew this type of trechory was afoot. You are vermin. Those healers are there to help those in need, and you slay them???? Luckily they are immortal and when killed they simply spawn elsewhere.

    Just for you. And thank you for noting me as a champion! I am a champion! A champion of Sosaria and justice!

    Thank you "The Dude" for your attention. I'm happy that you can be involved in the RP aspect of Ultima Online by killing the red healers. Your participation encourages me.
     
  14. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    Actually he was booted 2 days ago for interfering while the duel was going on. Not for RKing after the duel.
     
  15. Still Frame

    Still Frame Guest

    My bad, i do remember this happening after a few duels ontop of the jail and then some later at the farms. I don't know which one set it off but atleast i was right that he was booted for being a jerk
     
  16. Insta

    Insta Guest


    Basically he was booted for the lameness hitting a little too close to home then huh?
     
  17. Lynk

    Lynk Grand Poobah
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    No, he was booted for interfering with an active duel.

    *spellchecks previous post*

    Not sure where that confusion came from.
     
  18. Insta

    Insta Guest

    I'm sorry that you dont grasp where the confusion came from. I'm sure that most everyone else (that's not in TDR) understands exactly where the confusion came from.
     
  19. Onyxia

    Onyxia Guest

    Allow me to clarify. WhP does not condone the interference of a duel in progress, regardless of the guild association of the participant.

    Setting wrongs to right,

    Onyxia

    P.S. - Insta/Sunchicken, would you like to purchase a permit?
     
  20. Insta

    Insta Guest

    Being as I seldom die in a location where I need healers to rez me (not that I'm that good, but rather I dont hang around the gates all day), I think I will have to pass. If I got desperate, I'd just create myself a rk char, so that I could make enough gold to transfer it to a pvp char.

    P.S. Sorry to hear that Sed and Salis, didn't get along.
     
  21. Still Frame

    Still Frame Guest

    That post was actually very clever. :p but onxyia does actually give the gold back to the healers hehe
     
  22. Still Frame

    Still Frame Guest

    It wasnt sed that was being killed just whoever he was dueling (i believe your brother) but then sed killed him and told lynk about it and he was then kicked. I've been rkd a few times by them, lynks the only tdr member in that guild.
     
  23. Sunchicken

    Sunchicken Guest

    I belive i going to pass on the permit.
     
  24. actually none of them.
     
  25. Onyxia

    Onyxia Guest

    I see, just another supporter/admirer. Thank you for your support fellow Britannian. You have renewed my faith that the shard is behind me! WhP will move forward and serve justice!

    An iron fist with a silk glove,

    Onyxia