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Win 2,000,00 for the best One Liner......

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Lord Gareth, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. Lord Gareth

    Lord Gareth UO Content Editor | UO Chesapeake & Rares News
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    We are looking for the best one liner when you kill someone. This is what you would say when standing over the body of any player.

    Example: I cut you down to size like Lorena Bobbit.

    So give us your best one liner to win 2,000,000 gold at the Tuesday PaxKratOkuC Auction house on Tuesday May 5th.
     
  2. 4gregu

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    Post it here or wait until the auction?
     
  3. Lord Gareth

    Lord Gareth UO Content Editor | UO Chesapeake & Rares News
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    Post it here. Only taking submissions on Uostratics and Uoforums.
     
  4. Dude1598

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    I smell bacon, I smell pork, Run little Piggy I got a fork

    That is my macro for explode i think but when people see at first they want to re-read it
     
  5. "Wow I can't believe you lost to me."
     
  6. RichDC

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    Wana cookie?
     
  7. TheDeacon

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    Good night sweet prince
     
  8. Sir Achilles

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    You've just been punkte!
     
  9. Aran

    Aran INFRACTION INFRACTION INFRACTION!
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    "Hey, at least it wasn't Gareth that killed you."
     
  10. silent

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    "Wow you're the first person I ever killed" :loser:
     
  11. 4gregu

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    "Dead person trivia...what is the 15th letter of the alphabet?"

    or

    "Face down saying ooOOooO... you and your wife act the same when I'm around."
     
  12. Arch Magus

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    I like these, hehe.:thumbsup:
     
  13. Kelleron

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    What's that? Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak smeared on floor!
     
  14. Bombastic Fail

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    Clearly; the best one liner to call out in (Our [UHOH]) vent..

    "They're winded!!"

    Meaning all the mages witherbomb and we win!! I mean; only thing better than standing over 1 body, is standing over 10+ bodies and 4+ dragon bodies =]

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Bombastic Fail

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    This is a close favorite too :thumbsup:
     
  16. TheScoundrelRico

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    Move to Siege?...la
     
  17. Arch Magus

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    Did anybody actually win this?
     
  18. Lord Gareth

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    They will. A winner hasnt been picked yet.
     
  19. Magdalene

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    If I may - my vote goes to sweet prince, a true classic :) in many ways.
     
  20. Beastmaster

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    "Whew! Thought I was gonna need armor repairs."
     
  21. Arch Magus

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    You're going to have to tell me where that comes from.
    *makes hand over head motion*
     
  22. LordDrago

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    YOU WIN!!!!! (one grey robe)
     
  23. Lissa Eldi

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    Shakespeare's play "Hamlet"


    "Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
     
  24. Lord Gareth

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    Winner will be picked Wednesday. The auction moved while ViP is out. Were doing a Tavern Night with WRR on Tuesdays now from 7:30-9 or some time like that.
     
  25. Arch Magus

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    Thanks for that. :D
     
  26. LordNoximos

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    Attempt to fight me, your hands will be shaking like Michael J. Fox.


    You can thank me later.
     
  27. Arch Magus

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    Or alternatively,
    "Attempt to fight me, your hands will be shaking like Muhammad Ali".

    ;)
     
  28. Magdalene

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    Muhammad Ali hould be here but with a better quote:
    "I am the greatest, I fly like a butterfly and I sting like a bee"
     
  29. Jhym

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    "Dude, I'm playing on dialup, U suck!!"


    "Now stay down!!!"


    "You should be glad I killed you rather than that rabbit over there"
     
  30. Sir Achilles

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    Was a winner ever announced?
     
  31. Turdnugget

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    "...I guess Hell just froze over..."
     
  32. Turdnugget

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    "What? ... no anti-death script?"
     
  33. Lord Gareth

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    The Winner has been chosen and will be announced tonight at the auction house.
     
  34. Lucy

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    I used to say, "Ha, you just died to Lucy"

    bc it was pretty pathetic if you died to me XD

    (Not many people saw this bc I didn't kill a lot of people u.u)
     
  35. Lord Gareth

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    Winners!!!



    4Gregu
    "Face down saying ooOOooO... you and your wife act the same when I'm around."

    RUNNER UP!
    Turdnugget
    "What? ... no anti-death script?""What? ... no anti-death script?"
     
  36. 4gregu

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    woot!
    I was at the auction last night, but I wasnt able to stay long.
     
  37. Turdnugget

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    Sweet balls of fire =)

    Do I win anything? I wasn't on UO at all last night...was busy laying flooring down in a kitchen till 11 P.M. =/