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worst songs evah!!!!

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by imported_Castor, Nov 3, 2005.

  1. 1. My Humps...
    2. Anything by System of a Down (so overrated and so talentless)
     
  2. GonthraX

    GonthraX Guest

    My humps.. My humps.. My lov..

    *Looks around shocked*

    Hail Fellows, I'll be going now...
     
  3. Apollyon

    Apollyon Guest

    I like System of a Down....they enforce my belief that truly anyone can become a rock star.
     
  4. Mandolin

    Mandolin Guest

    3. Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves

    Damn radio stations used to play that song spawned from hell every 5 minutes for years. Gah!
     
  5. Anything by blink182
     
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Muskrat Love

    Anything done by Debbie Boone

    I dont know the name of this song but the basic words go like so : 'let me put my key in your ignition babe beep beep'...............label that one as a no talent stupid worst song eva too.
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Not "worst" but cetainly among MOST ANNOYING:

    Achy, Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus

    There are so many horrors lurking out there, from so many generations, and music genres...the possibilities are endless.

    -Skylark
     
  8. OHHHH i dunno the name of the song, but my parents used to have this tape that they played on roadtrips when i was little and they'd pla yit over and over again, and this song drove me nuckin futs.

    "if i had a hammmer i'd hammer in the moooornin i'd hammer in the evenin, ALL OVER THIS LAAAND!"

    8 hours to yosemite felt more like 7years 3 months 14 days 12 hours and fifteen minutes.
     
  9. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Ha! I bet my parents could name that hammer song. They know so many songs, it is scary, and sing quite a bit. When I was little, seemed like my dad always went around singing, "There was buh-LUD on the saddle..." And no, it was not the 80's punk band by that name, it was the Tex Ritter song!

    <blockquote><hr>

    8 hours to yosemite felt more like 7years 3 months 14 days 12 hours and fifteen minutes.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    If you think your parents' hammer song was torture, try driving all over the mountains of Washington for a week, with The Wiggles tunes playing non stop in the car to keep an 18-month old happy. I still have "fruit salad, yummy yummy!" going through my brain at times and it has been over a year...but children's songs don't count in this of course, they are SUPPOSED to be silly [​IMG].

    -Skylark
     
  10. Ginsu-SP

    Ginsu-SP Guest

    "Hey Mister" by Custom

    As a father of a 14 year old daughter.... and 2 sons older than her....
    this song plays on my greatest fears. lol

    Cheers!
    Ginsu
     
  11. Mandolin

    Mandolin Guest

    Uggghhh... I feel for ya Dark..

    Family roadtrip music was an 8-track of Peaches &amp; Herb.. *winces in recollection*
     
  12. MilkMaiden

    MilkMaiden Guest

    Well, of recent years I would have to say the song/video of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet would be my pick. I couldn't stop from laughing so hard and I think he was seriously trying to create an epic masterpeice.

    The 80s had a lot of cheese:

    Sister Christian by Night Ranger
    O Cherri by Steve Perry
    I Touch Myself by the DeVinyls
    Touch Me - Samantha Fox
    Heartbeat - Don Johnson
    The list goes on and on but I won't.
     
  13. I have a short list of songs that I can't stand ...

    Slave 4 u - Brittney Spears
    MacArthur Park - Donna Summer
    That Smell - Lynard Skynard
    Lady - Styx
    Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
    La La - Ashlee Simpson

    And now that I have a son who watches Sesame Steet videos I have grown to despise Jingle Bells ... why ... well it seems that every song Elmo sings besides his famous "Elmo's Song" is to the tune of Jingle Bells ... seriously ... "Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket JACK - ET ... Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket Jacket JACK - ET" ... I have like 5 DVDs that my son loves and Elmos uses this tune to sing EVERYTHING .... try it ... sing WAKA to jingle bells it will make your ears bleed.
     
  14. Mac on SP

    Mac on SP Guest

    It's a Small World by anyone

    Got stuck on the ride at Disney for over an hour listening to that over and over and ... well you get the idea.
     
  15. Mandolin

    Mandolin Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Eeep! The video for that was even scarier.. almost as bad as 99 Red Balloons...

    edit: Yes Sky... in either language! [​IMG]
     
  16. Apollyon

    Apollyon Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    OHHHH i dunno the name of the song, but my parents used to have this tape that they played on roadtrips when i was little and they'd pla yit over and over again, and this song drove me nuckin futs.

    "if i had a hammmer i'd hammer in the moooornin i'd hammer in the evenin, ALL OVER THIS LAAAND!"

    8 hours to yosemite felt more like 7years 3 months 14 days 12 hours and fifteen minutes.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Peter, Paul, and Mary, Bra?
     
  17. marichessy

    marichessy Guest

    rtlfc....

    *amid sobs she tries to speak* I thought I was kinda kewl, but after reading this I have discovered, *sniffs*, I am a lamer! Bwahhhhhh wahhhhh
    I like a whole bunch of those songs you all listed. *prepares for wrinkles and grey hair* Guess I am too old to be cool now. [​IMG]

    I absolutely hate anything that looks like rap, sounds like rap, or may possibly be anything similar to rap. All the rest is good. I like the country, the pop, the rock, (NO oldies), I even like the songs the tweeny boppers sing on Disney Channel!

    *is sad she isn't cool* [​IMG]
     
  18. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Well since I am a carpenter on Siege ............


    SING IT NOW :

    If I were a carpenter
    and you were my lady
    would ya marry me anyhow
    would ya have my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
     
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I was about to post something similar. Now, I'm very glad I didn't! [​IMG]
     
  20. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    <blockquote><hr>


    Anything by blink182

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Omg, I hate them. Passionately. As much as I hate their music, I hate the fact they believe they are "hardcore".

    "What's Up", by Four Non-Blondes is one of my most hated songs of all time. Her voice makes me want to commit murder.

    "Mony Mony"..ewww. I hates it. A lot.

    "Rock On"..the original or the cheesed out 80's remake are just crapass.

    "Taking Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive (BTO!)...it's repulsive and it never goes away. It's on the radio, in movies, in television commercials..it's everywhere and it's beyond horrible.It needs to die.

    "The Boys are Back in Town" is pretty awful as well, but at least I can laugh my ass of at the ridiculous lyrics. =P
     
  21. Phish Phan

    Phish Phan Guest

    See, this is why I've got Sirius ^^
     
  22. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    "Hey Mister" by Custom

    As a father of a 14 year old daughter.... and 2 sons older than her....
    this song plays on my greatest fears. lol

    Cheers!
    Ginsu

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Hey, I love that song, it always makes me laugh! Then again, I don't have any kids yet. =P

    (EDIT)...and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio. To my horror, people were at the time claiming they were going to be the "new Grateful Dead". Maybe their other music was better, but that song just icked me out too much to even want to find out.
     
  23. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Guess who just got back today?
    Those wild-eyed boys that had been away
    Haven't changed, haven't much to say
    But man, I still think those cats are great
     
  24. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Just got home from Illinois.
    Lock the front door oh boy.
    Got to set down take a rest on the porch. I
    magination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin
    Doot doot doot lookin out my back door.
     
  25. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Two Princes is the name, and thank you SO much for reminding me of that, when I thought it was safely buried in the recesses of my brain.

    [​IMG]

    *looks for letter opener or other convenient sharp object to stab brain with*

    -Skylark
     
  26. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You can't beat this one... although that ghastly thing of MC Hammer's comes close... I just turned on the radio, and turned it off again very quickly - after hearing...

    I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
    Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
    And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
    She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."
     
  27. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Too many to name.
    Ill start with hating My Chemical Romance and Greendays New Stuff.
     
  28. <blockquote><hr>

    See, this is why I've got Sirius ^^

    [/ QUOTE ]

    i got that too last xmas, and i swear if i hit any channel that is pop/adult contemporary, that hump song is on.

    Hands down though, satellite radio is the best 13 bucks a month i ever spent.
     
  29. Muzak at my job just played "Mmmmbop"
     
  30. Phish Phan

    Phish Phan Guest

    Damn straight.

    I think if you pay a lump ~$500 you get Sirius for life [​IMG]
     
  31. Guest

    Guest Guest

    He's tearin' you apart
    Yes every day, every day
    He's tearin' you apart
    Oh girl what can you say?
    Cause he's lovin', touchin' another
    Now it's your turn, girl to cry
    Na na na na na na
    Na na na na na
    Na na na na na na
    Na na na na na

    Do you love me baby?
    Do you, do you love me baby?
    Do yah da da da da da da da

    Na na na na na na
    Na na na na na
    Na na na na na na
    Na na na na na
     
  32. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Guess who just got back today?
    Those wild-eyed boys that had been away
    Haven't changed, haven't much to say
    But man, I still think those cats are great

    [/ QUOTE ]

    *Shakes Kelmo Violently*

    Don't make me take away the sheep!

    Ugh, that song even offends me with grammar...

    "They were asking if you were around
    How you was, where you could be found
    I told them you were living downtown
    Driving all the old men crazy"

    These three verses are the woist! The woist I say!

    "You know the chick that used to dance a lot
    Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
    Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
    I mean she was steaming

    That night over at Johnny's place
    Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
    Man we just fell about the place
    If that chick don't want to know, forget her

    Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
    Down at Dino's bar and grill
    The drink will flow and blood will spill
    If the boys want to fight, you'd better let them"

    Sooo stupid! Ugh!
     
  33. kyrie_m

    kyrie_m Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    <blockquote><hr>

    and currently on the radio is...The Spin Doctors..."If you want to buy me flowers..go ahead now...if you want to talk for hours...go ahead now..." *puke* I think the title has the word "princes" in it and I've despised it since I first heard it on the radio.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Two Princes is the name, and thank you SO much for reminding me of that, when I thought it was safely buried in the recesses of my brain.

    [​IMG]

    *looks for letter opener or other convenient sharp object to stab brain with*

    -Skylark

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You mean you don't just go wild with joy when you hear a white boy in a knit cap try to sing scat? [​IMG]
     
  34. Really, i did not know that. I just re-upped for two more years and i asked if they had any special promotions. I know the two year subscription cost me something like 190 bucks which is like 8 bucks a month, cant beat that at all.
     
  35. Slacktard

    Slacktard Guest

    Anything Ludacris touches.....
    and Nelly......
    uh....and Missy Elliot..
    ...and
    Lincoln Park (except their earliest stuff)
    the list goes on and on and on and...........................

    oh and Patrick Swayze's attempt at an album
    She's like the wind
    through my trees

    *pukes*
    I agree with the System of a Down comments with the exception of Sugar, that
    was a good tune.
     
  36. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    See, this is why I've got Sirius ^^

    [/ QUOTE ]

    My truck stereo came with XM Radio.
    I would chop off my left hand and mail it to them as payment if I ever couldnt afford to pay. It would be easier for me to go on day to day without a left hand then to do without my XM Radio.
    Satelite radio 4 teh win!!!
     
  37. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Tiptoe through the window
    By the window, that is where I'll be
    Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Oh, tiptoe from the garden
    By the garden of the willow tree
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
    We'll keep the showers away
    And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
    Will you pardon me?
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me


    check and mate Otto
     
  38. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Oh, I didn't realise we were fighting dirty...

    here you are...


    Spring was never waiting for us, girl
    It ran one step ahead
    As we followed in the dance
    Between the parted pages and were pressed
    In love's hot, fevered iron
    Like a striped pair of pants

    MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    I recall the yellow cotton dress
    Foaming like a wave
    On the ground around your knees
    The birds, like tender babies in your hands
    And the old men playing checkers by the trees

    MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    There will be another song for me
    For I will sing it
    There will be another dream for me
    Someone will bring it
    I will drink the wine while it is warm
    And never let you catch me looking at the sun
    And after all the loves of my life
    After all the loves of my life
    You'll still be the one

    I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
    I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
    I will have the things that I desire
    And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
    And after all the loves of my life
    After all the loves of my life
    I'll be thinking of you
    And wondering why

    MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!
    Oh, no
    No, no
    Oh no!!
     
  39. Mandolin

    Mandolin Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Muzak at my job just played "Mmmmbop"

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Uggggghhhh... I'd gladly pay a hypnotist $100 to zap that song permanently from head.. and 99 Red Balloons while he's in there. :p

    Oh.. and the receptionist found My Hump again... *looks for a blunt object*
     
  40. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Oh...you think you can hang with the big league now, ole chap....

    *picks up card* I choose.....*dramatic chord* LOVERBOY!!!

    *puts on red headgear thingy*


    Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
    Everyone's looking at you, oh
    Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
    Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

    Everybody's working for the weekend
    Everybody wants a little romance
    Everybody's goin' off the deep end
    Everybody needs a second chance, oh
    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go

    Everyone's looking to see if it was you
    Everyone wants you to come through
    Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
    Everyone's waiting they're holding out

    Everybody's working for the weekend
    Everybody wants a little romance
    Everybody's goin' off the deep end
    Everybody needs a second chance, oh
    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go

    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go
     
  41. Guest

    Guest Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Uggggghhhh... I'd gladly pay a hypnotist $100 to zap that song permanently from head.. and 99 Red Balloons while he's in there. :p

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Spyder, how can you say that, when you can enjoy 99 Red Balloons in both English AND German! There is just more to love!

    [​IMG]

    -Skylark
     
  42. Mandolin

    Mandolin Guest

    <blockquote><hr>

    Spyder, how can you say that, when you can enjoy 99 Red Balloons in both English AND German! There is just more to love!


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Heh... *beats self over head with the blunt object* ... less painful than either version of that song.
     
  43. Guest

    Guest Guest

    *reaches into passing golem, pulls out a gear*


    Little boxes on the hillside,
    Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
    Little boxes, little boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    There's a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one
    And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same.

    And the people in the houses
    All go to the university,
    And they all get put in boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    And there's doctors and there's lawyers
    And business executives,
    And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same.

    And they all play on the golf-course,
    And drink their Martini dry,
    And they all have pretty children,
    And the children go to school.
    And the children go to summer camp
    And then to the university,
    And they all get put in boxes
    And they all come out the same.

    And the boys go into business,
    And marry, and raise a family,
    And they all get put in boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    There's a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one
    And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same.


    *wonders who will have the largest crowd of PKs gathered outside their house next time they log in*
     
  44. Ton80

    Ton80 Guest

    OK I've got you all beat *shows age here*

    Angel of the morning ~ Juice Newton

    "Just call me angel of the morning, angel
    Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
    Just call me angel of the morning, angel
    Then slowly turn away from me "

    WTF!! Gheyest song ever made. That is all.
     
  45. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I was tired of my lady
    We'd been together too long
    Like a worn-out recording
    Of a favorite song
    So while she lay there sleeping
    I read the paper in bed
    And in the personal columns
    There was this letter I read

    "If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you'd like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the Cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape."

    I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Have fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad

    "Yes I like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red-tape
    At a bar called O'Malley's
    Where we'll plan our escape."

    So I waited with high hopes
    And she walked in the place
    I knew her smile in an instant
    I knew the curve of her face
    It was my own lovely lady
    And she said, "Oh it's you."
    Then we laughed for a moment
    And I said, "I never knew."

    That you like Pina Coladas
    Getting caught in the rain
    And the feel of the ocean
    And the taste of champagne
    If you'd like making love at midnight
    In the dunes of the Cape
    You're the lady I've looked for
    Come with me and escape
     
  46. Argh. Now I have Otto going through all our old LPs... I could have sworn I'd thrown some of the ones he's waving around out years ago!

    For instance...

    B52s - Rock Lobster, 1979.

    We were at a party
    His ear lobe fell in the deep
    Someone reached in and grabbed it
    It was a rock lobster

    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster

    Motion in the ocean
    His air hose broke
    Lots of trouble
    Lots of bubble
    He was in a jam
    He's in a giant clam

    Down, down...

    Underneath the waves
    Mermaids wavin'
    Wavin' to mermen
    Wavin' sea fans
    Sea horses sailin'
    Dolphins wailin'

    Red snappers snappin'
    Clam shells clappin'
    Mussels flexin'
    Flippers flippin'

    Down, down...

    Let's rock!

    Boys in bikinis
    Girls in surfboards
    Everybody's rockin'
    Everybody's fruggin'

    Twistin' round the fire
    Havin' fun
    Bakin' potatoes
    Bakin' in the sun

    Put on your noseguard
    Put on the lifeguard
    Pass the tanning butter

    Here comes a stringray
    There goes a manta ray
    In walked a jelly fish
    There goes a dogfish
    Chased by a catfish
    In flew a sea robin
    Watch out for that pirahna
    There goes a narwhal
    Here comes a bikini whale!


    For a small donation, I can PK him, before he gets to the old children's records, such as Danny Kay, or even worse, Shatner and Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!
     
  47. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Ouch! That one hurt!
     
  48. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I am being threatened with unspeakable horrors, and so I defer to the vileness that is the B52s, and shall seek my slumber for this night.

    However, I feel I must leave thee with these words...

    Tiny Bubbles

    Tiny bubbles in the wine,
    Make me happy, make me feel fine,
    Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
    With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

    So here's to the golden moon,
    And here's to the silver sea,
    But most of all a toast to you and me

    Tiny bubbles in the wine,
    Make me happy, make me feel fine,
    Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
    With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

    So here's to the ginger lei
    I give to you today
    And here's a kiss that will not fade away.

    Tiny bubbles in the wine,
    Make me happy, make me feel fine,
    Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
    With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.


    *leaves amidst a rain of rotten fruit*
     
  49. Guest

    Guest Guest

    ok Otto, you asked for it!!!


    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
    New York and Japan

    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
    Poor [censored] poor [censored] cat
    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    And I'm too sexy for this song
     
  50. I am SOOO glad I convinced Otto to log off before he saw that. Not because your song's worse - Rock Lobster pwns the pair of you!
    I'm glad because the next thing he was reaching for was Batdance, by Prince.

    And with that, I'm off to make sure he stays FAR away from music and computers for a while. I only hope he doesn't start singing to me!