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Wulf - Menacing Menace or Cuddly Wuddly Huggly Bear?

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Wulf2k, Aug 25, 2009.

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Is Wulf threatening?

  1. I've peed my pants in fear 72 times since opening this thread.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. The only thing as dangerous as Wulf is a nuclear bomb.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  3. I am a woman, and Wulf is the reason no other man can satisfy me.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Aww, it's a cute widdo huggy wuggy woofy Wulf...

    12 vote(s)
    75.0%
  1. Wulf2k

    Wulf2k Stratics Legend
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    What are they teaching children nowadays, that makes them think they can get all uppity like that with terrible mass murdering mayhem-inducers?

    So, everybody that remembers me, answer the poll. Teach a newb the error of their ways, and save them from dismemberment and torment and huggywuggies and... wait, that last one can't be right.
     
  2. Skylark SP

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    I better not vote. It would set a bad example for the children. *edit* after 3rd refresh the poll option appeared. o_O

    -Skylark
     
  3. Wulf2k

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    Apparently you're only allowed 100 characters per poll option.

    That's fine for normal folks, but my awesomeness knows no limits, especially not any 100 character limit.
     
  4. Skylark SP

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    Hmmm...this means that statistical anomalies in the poll automatically gain in power, as they now have less chance to be stifled among the vast sea of voting Siegers!

    -Skylark
     
  5. Wulf2k

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    I blame selection bias.

    I mean, obviously the only people answering the polls are the ones that haven't collapsed in a puddle of urine and tears under their bed, frantically dialing their therapist to leave message after message of "IT'S HIM!".
     
  6. Daleth

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    The few brief conversations I've had with you, well, you seem humorous and quite pleasant, sorry.;)
     
  7. kelmo

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    I shall hunt you down, Wulf. I will put your arrogant life to an end. (for about 30 seconds)

    *checks calender*

    Is Friday good for you?
     
  8. Wulf2k

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    Saturday's better. Friday I was gonna go kick some puppies at some schoolchildren.
     
  9. QueenZen

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    But but... I mean why am I to be a scared of folks that may slay me to death ? I mean Ima just a cute pixel on the screen...been dyin since 98 sooo maybe Ima just too used to it ??? I see DYING as some social encounter to talk at folks :( maybe I do not belong here cuz I don't get ascared of being slaughtered ?

    Tell what though only SCARY times I had on this shard was when ^^^^ that guy up there YELLED AT ME a few times... I mean he twas scary with that pointy shield on him and all when he did yell at me them few times.. I RAN I FLED I HID. . HE SCARED ME ! :( :*
     
  10. kelmo

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    Maybe sometime Sunday evening then...
     
  11. Petra Fyde

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    I don't fancy any of those options tbh.

    Would it be oki with you if I abuse my awesome powers a bit and add a couple of more palatable choices?

    :thumbsup:
     
  12. Blind Otto

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    I remember a Wulf. I can't remember when I last saw him, though. Or much of anything, for that matter. The memory's the second thing to go, after the sight. I seem to remember he was a paragon of virtue, a shining example of heroism, and a fearless opponent to all evil. But, as I vaguely recall saying, the memory's the second thing to go. Or was it the third?

    Now, where did I put my pipe and slippers?

    *blindly selects the last option on the poll*
     
  13. Wulf2k

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    Sure. It would appear that somebody's been stuffing the ballot box for their own nefarious purposes anyway, since those results can't be accurate.
    I only had a 1 in 20 chance of being a paragon every time I ressed.

    And yes, I may have oozed heroism, but I did it in my own special way that usually involved killing people, whether they needed it or not.

    *curls up with a teddy bear with a dagger in it, wondering why nobody finds him ferocious*