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Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Skwiz, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. Skwiz

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    So there i was minding my own business :) when out of no where.. This red is all like :gun: and im like :eyes: so after a long fight hes all:stretcher: and im :next:..

    A few mins go by and i run into :grouphug: and im :cursing: so they chase me around with moving shot.. all like :gun: and im almost :gee: but i manage to get away half dead :owned: when a stealther pops up and :flame: so i fight him a bit :sword: and manage to overpower him.. :loser:

    By now ive drawn a croud and they're all :cheerleader: until another group pops up :eek: soo once again im on the run and i have a feeling they are getting something ready when i see a dismounter :stir: I hit my smoke bomb macro and wait to see how it plays out..

    They have a small conversation on where i am and how to kill me. which looks more like :rant2: and im sitting in stealth like :lol: until i get revealed :thumbdown: so im back on the run with about 4 people behind me hoping to :twak: me.. Luckly i managed to stealth and hit the top most wall :wall: and laughed cause they're all :mad:.

    So! I get away from them and im on the hunt again :fight: but by this time ive had a few :shots: so my reactions have slowed :beer: Without noticing i happen to run into their trap again, but this time im not prepared and end up like :bdh:

    At least at the end of the day ive learned my lesson..

    :shots: + :sword: = :stretcher:
     
  2. Skwiz

    Skwiz Guest

    Come on!! More epic storys!
     
  3. Petra Fyde

    Petra Fyde Peerless Chatterbox
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    :D nice story. Be hard to match it, not sure anyone can :)
     
  4. CroakerTnT

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    You win for the most smileys!
     
  5. Skwiz

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    Come on lazy asses.. Smiley Thread Activate!
     
  6. Teiwaz

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    lol I just now noticed this after I had made a "Smilie Wars" declaration on another post.

    Looks like we might have some common insanities. :)
     
  7. Tigsalot

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    What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?


    The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her!


    :D
     
  8. Avo

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    either that or skwiz is really teiwaz. I noticed the same drive by scenerio twice now... Hmmm first I noticed that this :gun: looked a lot like :gun: . So I thought:scholar: long and hard about this kinda like Grissom. After much pondering :sad4: and :sleep2: I realized both these gunners were :coco:

    This really grinded my gears :cursing: . So I went out for a few :pint: and before I knew it a few :pint: turned into :shots:

    It was about this time that I heard the same :gun: fire outside the bar. And there it was. So obvious I can't beleive I didn't see it before. That goddamned :danceb: . Only a vegetable so evil could do such a thing.

    So I quickly called the commisioner :hahaha: and told him who the real culprit was. After which I quickly went outside ready to :fight: and give him one o these:twak: before he could escape. He started waving wierd flags :redx: in my face which I didn't understand. So I beat him some more :twak: and then :sword:

    Quickly It turned into a one sided fight with the end result for him was :gee: I even beat his get away driver :bdh:

    Soon the :stretcher: and took him away. Golly what a day. I brushed off my hat and put it on :mf_prop:

    I could still hear some protesters chanting :bs: :bs::bs::bs: . But Did I care no, justice was served :eek:snap: In the distance I could hear the sweet sounds of :violin: as if they were playing for me.
     
  9. Teiwaz

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    I get up one day after :sleep2: and get ready for the day with a :) ate some :pancakes: then as I was about to exit my home I get :eek: after realizing I was still naked ,so I quickly dart back inside and proceed to :wall: thinking what a :dunce: I collect myself and get dressed.
    Later that day while venturing about I met a :loser: causing this hot :cheerleader: :drool: to :sad2: ,after I made short work of him :gee: she gives me a :hug: a plants a :smooch causing me to :blushing: saying wern't nothin' ma'am.
    My next encounter was a :scholar: teaching some :coco: ideas that made me :mad: while he was telling the :grouphug: they needed to give up :beer: :shots: & :pint: or their lives would all be :sad4: ones with no hope so I quickly :twak: him and sent him off on a :stretcher: the gathered people began to :bowdown: to me for saving them and I began :cursing: them for it.
    As I was leaving the town some bad people :eek: started :gun: up the place and :flame: down buildings when one of them faced me wanting a :fight: so we :sword: for awhile until I got the upper hand and :bdh: him dead and when I looked up to see if anyone saw :eyes: ,the coast was clear for me to :danceb: chanting :owned: out loud.
    After a long day I was home again only to find the :drool: :cheerleader: in my bed :love: :heart: all night long. At the end of the day I was Mr. :cool:
     
  10. Teiwaz

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    Nice one Avo ,very well done!
     
  11. Teiwaz

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    OMG! you sooo didn't go there. roflmao that was good.
     
  12. Uvtha

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    One day I hit a horse in the junk with a stick :bdh:, then purchased the worlds most elaborate dildo :danceb:
     
  13. Avo

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    haha, it only only vibrates to the macarena song.
     
  14. Teiwaz

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    :sleep2: {wakes up to banging on door & puts on robe} After opening the door I see my pal all :gee: frantically :rant2: about how he got beat like a dead horse :bdh: just 'cause he was :drool: over another guy's :cheerleader:
    So I get dressed and have him lead me to this :loser: ,after pointing him out to me I get all :mad: and challenge him to a :fight: ,we start :gun: , :sword: ,& :flame: with no care of our surroundings whilst the crowed cheers & jeers us with :postpics: , :eek:snap: , :bs: :bs: :bs: , :lame: , :grrr: , :fake: , :offtopic: , :postcount: , :redx: :redx: :redx: , :drama: , :please: , :link: , :popcorn: ,etc. etc.
    After a good fight I came out the winner :owned: :next: while he was :stretcher: & the people voted my mad skillz :ten: and started chanting :bowdown: "were not worthy" ,I just :hahaha: & looked at them like :cool: giving them the :thumbup:
    I then went to the local pub and ordered a :pint: and a :shots: for the house 'till everyone was :beer: ,my favorite minstrel started playing his :violin: and the whole house began to :party: to the jamin' tunes.
    Through the night I saw plenty of :love: ladies & received many :smooch for my valor in battle.

    :scholar: :lie: to :stir: up :confused: to keep the masses in delusion :coco:

    :danceb: :hug:'ers gather 'round :grouphug: to :please: stop the LJ from comin' 'round ,they :twak: their heads & :rant2: & :cursing: until the LJ's switch to worse :flame:

    The last two lymrics aren't part of the story above ,just a bit of musing that hit me. :D
     
  15. Teiwaz

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    LOL I thought it was doing the ...it's peanutbutter jelly time.... dance :D
     
  16. Teiwaz

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    Skwiz was there minding his own business when I challenged him to a smilie :fight: he looks at me like go away :loser: and now I'm really :mad: and start :cursing: him ten ways to Sunday yet he still remains like all Mr. :cool:
    I change my tactics and give him a :twak: to which his reply was :gee: and sending me away on a :stretcher:
    On the way to the healer's tent some pk's started :gun: up the place so I lept from the gurney all :eek: and and chug'ed down a GH :pint: pot and started :sword: my way outa there when I chanced by Skwiz :twak:ing some :grouphug: all Peace Guildies I yelled to him offering a round of :shots: if he'd help me out and so the fight began to turn as we had the pk's begging :bowdown: for their lives and Skwiz & I was like :talktothehand:
    I buy the round of :shots: for Skwiz as I promised and went my way whilst unbeknown to me Skwiz waves goodby :loser:
     
  17. Teiwaz

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    I took up the challenge and it seems I'm doing solo on the "Smilie Wars" storys. :sad4:

    (bump)
     
  18. Teiwaz

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    BIG BUMP! Now someone PLZ! take up the Skwiz challenge or it could get very ugly :gun: lol j/k , but seriously anyone care to give Skwiz's challenge a shot?
     
  19. Skwiz

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    I was actually looking for more PvP Storys than a war.. :hug: