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Yew Times

Discussion in 'UO Atlantic' started by SunWolf, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. SunWolf

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    There is a vendor for all the issues of the Yew Times at the Tele Hub House just west of Goodman's. We have them priced at 100 gold an issue for back issues. Every monday night around 8 or so there will be the new issued on the vendor for free.
     
  2. semmerset

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    I got #15&16!
     
  3. Draken-Korin

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    100 GOLD, outrageous. In a day and age where no one bothers to read books this might put the few remaining printing companies out of business.(jokes) This publication is well worth the read, vivid storylines that will make you laugh out loud. And no I'm not a writer of the books seeking royalties, just and avid reader of them.

    Nice work Sunwolf and Corinthian.





    *P.S.* Holy crap Semm your a shard reporter too?? Will wonders never cease? I am starting to lean more towards what Tabitha has been saying, you only give us bits and pieces of who you REALLY are. Most definately more than meets the eye*
     
  4. semmerset

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    I collect yew time,its fun.

    Hi DK! *hugs*
    I am spending much time at Atlantic :heart:
    And I like our guild and friends.
    I want Japane event to know, I posted.
     
  5. Sinful_Candie

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    Thank you for all the hard work Sunwolf and Corinthian. I look forward to the next one. :thumbsup:
     
  6. SunWolf

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    POPULACE PREPARES FOR GIANT TURKEY SCOURGE

    Emergency drills are being conducted by concerned citizens in antipation of a possible return of the mammoth turkeys which plagued the land for the last two Thanksgiving seasons. Town councils were convened to invite ideas from the public offering possible solutions to minimize damage and casualties. Ideas ranged from luring them to a champ spawn to baiting a boat with corn and pushing them out to sea. Council members listened intently to suggestions, but have not yet decided on a satisfactory plan of action at this point.



    (from Yew Times #19)
     
  7. Mei Fa Lo

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    Repeatedly stab them from the shadows. That fixes everything.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk. ~ Mei Fa Lo
     
  8. I religiously read the Yew times. Got Edition #1 through i think #19. So well written and have even purchased ad space.
     
  9. SunWolf

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    SCHOOLBOY SLAIN BY PUMPKIN
    Guards recovered the body of an elementary school boy from a local pumpkin field in Yew following an attack by dormant pumpkin entity which had been allegedly awakened by the young boy's summoning activities. Fellow students claimed that the youth was fixated with the entity for several past Halloweens where he repeatedly made a vigil with no manifestation of the entity in question. Regettably, the lad would finally get his wish. His screams were heard by his elementary school teacher who immediately called the guards, but they were unable to understand her due to her speech impediment. His schoolmates who were nearby claimed that they were unaware of the tragic incident, as they were gorging themselves on fruit pies and dancing like idiots. Standing around the body draped under his own security blanket, his classmates reflected how fortunate they were that they had ignored his many invitations for them to join him in the past, and perhaps that the entity will leave them in peace having feasted upon the soul of their friend.

    (from Yew Times 16)